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@ Eliza, That happens to me every time I drink coffee, today for example I drank a small regular and while taking a piss I got that hot brewed smell of coffee.

 

I'm not a coffee regular but when I do drink coffee it has to be a small one because medium/large I begin to feel bad half way through the day.

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today the problem isnt so bad. but i do recall the first time i ever had coffee, it was one of those starbucks frapuccino (spelling) drinks. had one on the bus on the way to high school, and within roughly 30 minutes of getting there i had to go straight to the bathroom "dumb and dumber style". not much fun, especially since i hate public bathrooms and the ones in high school were awful. never really had a problem since. seems like if you have coffee all the time, like most people do, your stomach adjusts accordingly.

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the other day i had a bad case of fiery ass

 

wooo my god i ate hella habenero salsa, cuz i was grybbin at the hommies house...

dude made some bomb fuckin carnitas...so after about 8 tacos...i called it quits cuz my

stomach was making noises and shit...the beegees as people call it (BG's)

 

and i knew i was gunna wake up the next day take a shit...but i under estimated the

burning sensation that ensued...it was one of those times (idk if anyone else can relate)

where it burns soooo....bad that you dont wanna get up...or even wipe...cuz if you wipe

it speads the heat...so i sat there for like 35 minutes after shitting in fear of wiping

i started to sweat perfusely...i finally gave in after the door bell rang...

 

but i was walking all wierd the rest of the day

 

kinda like someone sodomized me with a tire iron

 

/NH

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I don't drink coffee pretty much for this reason, plus I started to get really bad stomach aches from it.

 

One time I watched my friend drink a ten shot mocha then spend about an hour simultaneously pooping his brains out, gagging, groaning and sweating...not exactly the picture of health.

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