Pistol Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 There should be alot of 'em. Cause cock-blockers are everywhere. ------------------ "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds." Confucius , Analects http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3693/pistolsq.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 sometimes big guys give the chicken bone a sexy eye so i get ready to block the cock with my shidank on the whoa! blaw! BLAAAAW! ------------------ chicken bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 uhhhh. what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Originally posted by chizm: uhhhh. what the fuck? people that block you from getting some ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 i CB all you homo-erotic niggzzz playbwooy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 this one friend of mine is such a blocker, he's been black-listed. Every one knows not to bring girls near his place. He's blocked so many times, and even slept with one guys fiance. He got busted last week moving in on my girl. His roomate is a girl, but she wont bring any friends over 'cause it's like bringing lambs to the slaughter. fucken-no-honour-slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 awhile ago.. oh wait. this is a long story. nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Yo son, I got several instances. But theres this one dude at my job who is just a straight up dickchopper son, its no joke. I was kicking it to this girl and he comes up and starts tryin to talk to her, meanwhile I'm trying to seal some ass. This nigga is gonna come fake jacks like he didn't know I was talking to her, then after she bounces, homeboy says "Dude, she's like totally into me man, she was scoping me out in the elevator"...What a faggot son, I gave him the "Yo dog, thats how niggaz get smacked" grill, and he left. Also, I hate niggaz who try to get all in the situation when your alone with a girl, all of a sudden muthafuckas wanna talk and shit...NIGGA IM TRYIN TO FUCK, BE OUT!! shit. MEROJUANA BIGDOGSMLB ENS ESH CHOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest young republican Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 ok cliche: talkin to a good looking girl who I had asked in front of some people (so they new the deal) if she specifically would join me for a bit on this balcony thingy, so we are talking for like a few minutes and out bursts this corny hip hop dude all liud mouth trying to get in the conversation, and seeing this a few toys follow suit to come talk to me about trains....it was the only empty space for me to really get to talking, so that shit didnt work out and I got drunk instead... no fucking common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 26, 2001 Author Share Posted August 26, 2001 Everywhere I go I come across cock blockers. I know you all got stories. Post 'Em. http://www.partyride.com/pics/images/ron_jeremy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/users/bowmanjn/snowmen.gif'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 was was at my friend john's house and he was telling me that my other friend greg was in the room getting ready to fuck his girlfriend. so i went to the car and got my camera. so, at first i just knocked on the bedroom door and hes like "get away nigger" and im like ok. told john and we come up with a plan. john decides he'll go outside then go through his bedroom window and pull the covers off and ill go through the door and take pictures. well thats what happened pretty much except i pulled off the covers and he took pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 i like calvin & hobbes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye: was was at my friend john's house and he was telling me that my other friend greg was in the room getting ready to fuck his girlfriend. so i went to the car and got my camera. so, at first i just knocked on the bedroom door and hes like "get away nigger" and im like ok. told john and we come up with a plan. john decides he'll go outside then go through his bedroom window and pull the covers off and ill go through the door and take pictures. well thats what happened pretty much except i pulled off the covers and he took pictures. this story has nothing to do with cock-blocking. go home. ------------------ chicken bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 Originally posted by chicken bone: this story has nothing to do with cock-blocking. go home. i am home. and dont you think rushing in on my friend right when he was about to stick his girl aint cock blocking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 Originally posted by MeroSeis: "Yo dog, thats how niggaz get smacked" grill, and he left. AAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!! grillinum ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 *bump* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 ayyo, mero, i tried to email you, but you aint respondin... [This message has been edited by dukeofyork (edited 08-26-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MystikPW Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 i was at a party a few weeks ago, and me and this girl were sitting down at this table...we were talking and all of a sudden she puts her hand on my inner thigh and gives me a little wink...5 seconds later, some kid comes over and is all like "hey, im evan, whats your name" im like yo bro, get outta here were talking...so hes like "she doesnt want me to leave? do ya?" anyway, by the time he left, we only had like 5 minutes before she had to get going...needless to say, after the party me and my friend followed his ass home and i decked him on his front lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 Originally posted by chicken bone: sometimes big guys give the chicken bone a sexy eye so i get ready to block the cock with my shidank on the whoa! blaw! BLAAAAW! seriously, i think i just pissed my pants. hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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