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Cock-Blocking Stories

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Aug 13, 2001.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    There should be alot of 'em. Cause cock-blockers are everywhere.

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    "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."
    Confucius , Analects
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  2. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    sometimes big guys give the chicken bone a sexy eye so i get ready to block the cock with my shidank on the whoa! blaw! BLAAAAW!

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    chicken bone!
     
  3. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    uhhhh. what the fuck?
     
  4. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    people that block you from getting some ass
     
  5. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    i CB all you homo-erotic niggzzz playbwooy
     
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    this one friend of mine is such a blocker,
    he's been black-listed.

    Every one knows not to bring girls near his place.
    He's blocked so many times, and even slept
    with one guys fiance.
    He got busted last week moving in on my girl.
    His roomate is a girl, but she wont bring any friends over
    'cause it's like bringing lambs to the slaughter.

    fucken-no-honour-slut
     
  7. jungle cat

    jungle cat Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2000 Messages: 3,453 Likes Received: 0
    awhile ago.. oh wait. this is a long story. nevermind.
     
  8. MeroSeis

    MeroSeis Banned

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 1,616 Likes Received: 0
    Yo son, I got several instances. But theres this one dude at my job who is just a straight up dickchopper son, its no joke. I was kicking it to this girl and he comes up and starts tryin to talk to her, meanwhile I'm trying to seal some ass. This nigga is gonna come fake jacks like he didn't know I was talking to her, then after she bounces, homeboy says "Dude, she's like totally into me man, she was scoping me out in the elevator"...What a faggot son, I gave him the "Yo dog, thats how niggaz get smacked" grill, and he left. Also, I hate niggaz who try to get all in the situation when your alone with a girl, all of a sudden muthafuckas wanna talk and shit...NIGGA IM TRYIN TO FUCK, BE OUT!! shit.


    MEROJUANA
    BIGDOGSMLB
    ENS ESH CHOSE
     
  9. ok cliche: talkin to a good looking girl who I had asked in front of some people (so they new the deal) if she specifically would join me for a bit on this balcony thingy, so we are talking for like a few minutes and out bursts this corny hip hop dude all liud mouth trying to get in the conversation, and seeing this a few toys follow suit to come talk to me about trains....it was the only empty space for me to really get to talking, so that shit didnt work out and I got drunk instead... no fucking common sense.
     
  10. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Everywhere I go I come across cock blockers. I know you all got stories. Post 'Em.
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  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.wfu.edu/users/bowmanjn/snowmen.gif'>

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  12. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    was was at my friend john's house and he was telling me that my other friend greg was in the room getting ready to fuck his girlfriend. so i went to the car and got my camera. so, at first i just knocked on the bedroom door and hes like "get away nigger" and im like ok. told john and we come up with a plan. john decides he'll go outside then go through his bedroom window and pull the covers off and ill go through the door and take pictures. well thats what happened pretty much except i pulled off the covers and he took pictures.
     
  13. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    i like calvin & hobbes
     
  14. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    this story has nothing to do with cock-blocking. go home.



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  15. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    i am home. and dont you think rushing in on my friend right when he was about to stick his girl aint cock blocking?
     
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