Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 High-tech 43-foot speedboat on the adventure THUNDER IN PARADISE/SYN/1994-95. Thunder was a prototype Scarab vessel built for the military by Randolph J. "Hurricane" Spencer (Terry "Hulk" Hogan), a former Navy SEAL. Sporting a splash of yellow paint that spelled out the word 'Thunder" on both sides of the vessel, the battle-ship grey super boat featured such gadgetry as a sophisticated onboard "talking" computer (voice of Russ Wheeler), missile launchers; a stealth mode that made the boat invisible to radar and sonar; an anti-theft system that gave violators an electrical shock (a la Captain Nemo's futuristic submarine in the 1954 Disney movie 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea); and high speed engines that zoomed over water (Hydra-Thrust) at speeds approaching 500 mph. With the assistance of his Vietnam veteran buddy Martin "Bru" Brubaker (Chris Lemmon), Hurricane hired his boat out to interested clients for a mere $5,000 a day plus expenses. What an amazing show that was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 500 mph speeds. haha...sadly...I remember this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 me and hogan get mad wet on the interactive tip nah mean?!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 ^^^ I bet.... I humming the theme song at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Ill logo steez. See how that bottom bar on the "E" becomes the kickstand on the "R"? FUCKING ILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 pfff they bit that shit from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Does anyone remember the Knight Rider movie from the mid 90's? There was a talking boat in that one, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 I've heard of the Knight Rider movie, never saw it though.... The pitch session for Thunder mustve been great.... "Ok...Ready? Think 'Knight Rider', but on a BOAT..." "...Can we get Hasselhoff?" "No. He's in Germany singing on top of the Berlin wall in some stupid light up jacket...." "............What about Hulk Hogan?" "YES." *High fives all around* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 This show was dope, fucking haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 No ones hating dude. The show was dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I honestly thought that upon opening this thread up, i was going to see this instead..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I posted this recently, I forget why, but man I used to be so into WWF. Remember these pillows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 The Knight Rider movie I'm talking about was called Knight Rider 2000 or something. Oh wait, I just googled it. 2000 came out in 1991, and Knight Rider 2010 came out in 1994. I only vaguely remember this show, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 I know this kid who had a grip of those pillows... And that dildo pic is crazzzzzzzzy! Wherever did you find it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i remember one time they had to swim under some caves or some shit for like 5 minutes, so naturally they got this oxygen glowing gas or something and huffed a shitload of oxygen for a few minutes and then just swam the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Also.... Is it very wrong of me, that I kind of want to take his daughter to her prom, and see to it that the evening ends with me burying her in the Hulksters backyard? After some sexing from her of course. I would phone Terry the next morning and tell him of the nights "unfortunate" turn of events. I'm such a gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 fake tans are not whats up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by Weapon X@Jan 13 2006, 04:19 PM Does anyone remember the Knight Rider movie from the mid 90's? There was a talking boat in that one, too. Quoted post Yeh, I also heard by never seen it..... I think thats what Ill be doin tonite.. ill rent it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 and monsterous man feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Jan 13 2006, 04:47 PM Also.... Is it very wrong of me, that I kind of want to take his daughter to her prom, and see to it that the evening ends with me burying her in the Hulksters backyard? After some sexing from her of course. I would phone Terry the next morning and tell him of the nights "unfortunate" turn of events. I'm such a gentleman. Quoted post Wow.... Im diggin the cheap see through slip on heels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 wtf doods!! stop the hate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 on what.. the shoes?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 the shoes, the tan, i love it all!!! :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 someone needs to paint a thunder e2e. get on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by LENS@Jan 13 2006, 03:37 PM I honestly thought that upon opening this thread up, i was going to see this instead..... Quoted post thats the only reason i came in here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 whoa those shoes are like, magical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Jan 13 2006, 04:23 PM someone needs to paint a thunder e2e. get on it Quoted post Or a SUCK DICK 2 B DOWN one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Beefeater had a good point....look at those league-spanning feet she has....yarrggghhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 I should probably make the point now, that I really just want to fuck/murder her for the sake of making Hulk go insane with anger. I had the unfortunate experience of watching the show once, its a half hour of him being insanely overprotective. He'd probably cry if I took her precious "flower". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i think they should pit hogan against bonaduce in a cage match to the death. and i'd be cheering for bonaduce, no fucking doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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