GucciCondom Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 throwup when your boy throws up all over your shit and is too drunk to clean it himself sucks :heated: :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 rub his face in it. :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 25, 2004 Author Share Posted September 25, 2004 I would have but hes cool as shit pretty much the coolest person I know so I feel bad doing anything like that to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 :( puke can be hard to clean up... depending on what he ate. just use some dishwashing soap and a rag and get it all up. Spray some febreeze on that spot or it's gonna reak in you house of vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 shit this reminds me of myself..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/yeargonzalez/9f28b8e7.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 25, 2004 Author Share Posted September 25, 2004 Luckily it wasn't in my house it was on my back porch. I washed it off like 3 times but it still feels like "greasy" on my feet and its shiney. Also smells like ass. He threw up on there, then the steps, then the driveway, then the well thing where the basement windows are in. I hosed off all the rest but I'm just pissed about the porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 I thought this was going to be another masturbation-themed thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 i work at UPS and one day me and this kid i work with were loading a truck and he randomly pucked on a box. we loaded it anyways and the whole truck smelled like vomit for the rest of the day the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 cleaning up throw up sucks period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs shit this reminds me of myself..... baked zitti? bean soup? chili? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder baked zitti? bean soup? chili? nachos and cheese and a burrito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 don't clean it. Just leave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 25, 2004 Share Posted September 25, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/diplom/Astronom02.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 never throw up in your "own" sink..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 i hate dry heaving....its like..get it over wit already ya know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 the worst is when your running to make to the tiolet or sink and don't get there.You then throw up on the floor and slip in it and slam into a wall.Happen to me when i was about 8 or 9.My moms just laughed at me.:yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 29, 2004 Share Posted September 29, 2004 has anyone ever drunkingly passed out at a friends house (or anywhere thats not home)and then in the middle of the night u get up to take a LEAK forget where you are and walk the route to the bathroom like its your own house and then when you wake up you come to realize that you just pissed all over your friends wall or carpet...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 vomiting sux:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 While I was in the navy some redneck fool that slept in the same cubicle on the ship threw up all over the floor and it got on my rack/bed. I was heated. Well we had some Australian military guys embarked on our ship as well. The redneck dirtbag was too drunk to clean it up, so that just made us more pissed. So the Aussie was pissed just like me, so he grabbed all of the redneck's clothes; shirts, pants, underwear, etc. and he threw them in the vomit and let it soak it up. That was excellent. Great way to give that fool a taste of his own medicine. The thing is that the Aussie slept way on the other side of the berthing/room, so it didn't pertain to him and he really didn't have to care or get pissed. But he did and he backed me up. I've liked Aussies ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs shit this reminds me of myself..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/yeargonzalez/9f28b8e7.jpg'> No wonder you threw up! You were drinking that dirty dirty drink Dr. Pepper (by the way you look and are retarded) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Originally posted by Casual T. While I was in the navy some redneck fool that slept in the same cubicle on the ship threw up all over the floor and it got on my rack/bed. I was heated. Well we had some Australian military guys embarked on our ship as well. The redneck dirtbag was too drunk to clean it up, so that just made us more pissed. So the Aussie was pissed just like me, so he grabbed all of the redneck's clothes; shirts, pants, underwear, etc. and he threw them in the vomit and let it soak it up. That was excellent. Great way to give that fool a taste of his own medicine. The thing is that the Aussie slept way on the other side of the berthing/room, so it didn't pertain to him and he really didn't have to care or get pissed. But he did and he backed me up. I've liked Aussies ever since. And all of a sudden your idenitity is revealed. your secrets safe with me ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpuerto Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 rub his face in it... you have to train your animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/propedevtica/VISIT01.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zodiddly Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 puke sucks i had this pregnant friend driving this drunken bitch and i home when the drunk girl puked all over preggys prelude. then ol pregs pukes. i end up cleaning the whole car. dumb pregnant and/or drunken hookers :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 for the puke outside dishwashing soap works good since it will fight allt he oils but if you put some gasoline on it and hit that shit a few times with a towel then spray it off your shit will be fine. Gasoline will clean almost anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 Originally posted by fatbastard And all of a sudden your idenitity is revealed. your secrets safe with me ;) I've purposely dropped more than enough hints. Only a couple have called me out. My name itself is a hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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