dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I got cable guys in here hooking up my cable (duh) and internet for my roomate. One was in my room putting together the cable and goes: "Can I ask you a question from a female point of view? Is too much sex bad?" Im like "Uhh well, I guess that depends...?" And he goes "if the girl likes it or likes a lot?" Me: "Uhhh I guess both." If he tries anymore I will tell him Im gay. And depending on what he says more I might call Cablevision and report his ass. Shit is grimey in teh Bushwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 HEY! cable guys need love too. now go grab his butt and call him sweet meats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Shit, let me know if you need me to come over there and handle. I'm only about ten minutes away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Yo Im saying I should just group together all the NY 12ozers and clothes line his ass off the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 exchange sex for free cable service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 HARASSMENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 he finds you attractive do what you want with it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 PICTURES PLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 His name is Jermaine. Maybe I should start blasting Jermaine Dupri and do the Harlem Shake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Jermaine Dupri and Harlem should never be associated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i had to get my phone repaired about a year ago the phone guy figured out that the problem was inside my apartment, and not outside in the phone company's box, so therefore not their responsibility to fix. or i could pay like a hundy for him to fix it he ended up fixing it for me for free then he hungout in my apartment for like two hours watching daytime tv with me while i did bong hits. finally he asked me out. he was a nice guy, but i had to say no. too young. he asked me to please not tell his boss about the whole thing haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 did you tell the boss? holy shit, 11 people are reading this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 you were askin him for it , you asked him to come inside! next time don't be such a tease ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 ...i so got a mental picture of dubs doin the shake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Haha, whoever changed the thread name... YOU GO BOY! If I had a camera phone I'd take pix of the guy.. but my digital would be too obvious. He just reminds me of a local hoodlum who would be like "holla at me canyouholla holla mami mamiiiii!" I was kind of hoping hed be one of those young, spunky Puerto Rican boys that Cablevision tends to have on their staff. I think after asking him dumb question he's laid off a bit. Lets see. I will keep the public posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 you could have gotten free cable. missed oportunity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 oh..aaaand.. no unless you specify that your computer is open in the network and they do a check, or they decid to use a password.. but for me i've been rockin the leeched wireless since november with no problem.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Yaaaa, I hea thea is somethink wrong wit da cable ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by MAGS156@Jan 13 2006, 05:11 PM you were askin him for it , you asked him to come inside! next time don't be such a tease ; ) Quoted post He has a point....once you invite a cable guy into your house, you lose the ability to harm him using traditional warding devices and spells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 He just looked at a photo of me from 4 years ago. I was like 'yeh, thats an old pic" hes like, "you were so small there! No, no, youre not fat now but you look so tiny there." Im like, "way to score brownie points, ass" Then he asked me my sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 "this is my sign" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 what is that scorpio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 13 2006, 01:45 PM He just looked at a photo of me from 4 years ago. I was like 'yeh, thats an old pic" hes like, "you were so small there! No, no, youre not fat now but you look so tiny there." Im like, "way to score brownie points, ass" Then he asked me my sign. Quoted post hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa THat guys a fucking cheesdick.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Dude, you can't blame the guy for trying. The thing you can blame him for is not knowing when to stop. Anyway, I love it when I put my foot in my mouth (afterwards, not during the situation). But for example, I hurt my leg a little while ago. And during one Dr visit, I was directed to another nurse who was going to give me a bleed test. To my surprise, this nurse was a very attractive asian girl, and I was like hmm. Anyway, we started to talk and I realized she had braces. So she performs the bleed test, (which consists of cutting my arm slightly and seeing how long it takes to clot) and she asks me how Ive been getting along with my hurt knee. And I say, "Its all right, since the hospital game me braces... brace, uh a brace." And she got all embarrased, and that ended our moment. Yeah, funtimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dubsface@Jan 13 2006, 12:45 PM He just looked at a photo of me from 4 years ago. I was like 'yeh, thats an old pic" hes like, "you were so small there! No, no, youre not fat now but you look so tiny there." Im like, "way to score brownie points, ass" Then he asked me my sign. Quoted post hahaha..the other night i'm drunk as fuck chilling with some chick and I said some stupid shit like this..I'm wasted and this girl is like "hey dumy, whats been going on.yada yada yada"..and looks at me all expectantly so i'm like "uhh..your hair looks good like that, what'd you do to it?" and she's like "ummm..I just washed it" and I'm like "damn beezy you need to wash that shit more often"....blame the honey vanilla blunt wraps and stoli's vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 hahahahahhaha wash it more often. i hate sticking my foot in my mouth. i did it like, 4 times this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Stop dressing like a slut bitch... your just hurtin for a squartin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 damnnnn d00d. mean.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Yes, I am quite the slutty dresser. I think my tshirt might have shown too much cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 that's not slutty dubs..thats looking good..send me flicks on the pm.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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