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CLARK GABLE JUST METROSEXUALLY HALFASSED ME...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dubsface, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. dubsface

    dubsface Member

    Joined: May 26, 2005 Messages: 488 Likes Received: 0
    I got cable guys in here hooking up my cable (duh) and internet for my roomate. One was in my room putting together the cable and goes:

    "Can I ask you a question from a female point of view? Is too much sex bad?"

    Im like "Uhh well, I guess that depends...?"

    And he goes "if the girl likes it or likes a lot?"

    Me: "Uhhh I guess both."

    If he tries anymore I will tell him Im gay. And depending on what he says more I might call Cablevision and report his ass. Shit is grimey in teh Bushwick.
     
  2. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    HEY!



    cable guys need love too.




    now go grab his butt and call him sweet meats
     
  3. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Shit, let me know if you need me to come over there and handle. I'm only about ten minutes away...
     
  4. dubsface

    dubsface Member

    Joined: May 26, 2005 Messages: 488 Likes Received: 0
    Yo Im saying I should just group together all the NY 12ozers and clothes line his ass off the roof.
     
  5. JesusMachine

    JesusMachine Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 3, 2002 Messages: 4,502 Likes Received: 206
    exchange sex for free cable service.
     
  6. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    he finds you attractive do what you want with it...
     
  7. dubsface

    dubsface Member

    Joined: May 26, 2005 Messages: 488 Likes Received: 0
    His name is Jermaine. Maybe I should start blasting Jermaine Dupri and do the Harlem Shake.
     
  8. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    Jermaine Dupri and Harlem should never be associated
     
  9. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i had to get my phone repaired about a year ago
    the phone guy figured out that the problem was inside my apartment, and not outside in the phone company's box, so therefore not their responsibility to fix.
    or i could pay like a hundy for him to fix it

    he ended up fixing it for me for free
    then he hungout in my apartment for like two hours watching daytime tv with me while i did bong hits.
    finally he asked me out.
    he was a nice guy, but i had to say no. too young.
    he asked me to please not tell his boss about the whole thing haha
     
  10. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    did you tell the boss?
    holy shit, 11 people are reading this thread
     
  11. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    you were askin him for it , you asked him to come inside! next time don't be such a tease ; )
     
  12. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 501
    ...i so got a mental picture of dubs doin the shake
     
  13. dubsface

    dubsface Member

    Joined: May 26, 2005 Messages: 488 Likes Received: 0
    Haha, whoever changed the thread name... YOU GO BOY!

    If I had a camera phone I'd take pix of the guy.. but my digital would be too obvious.
    He just reminds me of a local hoodlum who would be like "holla at me canyouholla holla mami mamiiiii!" I was kind of hoping hed be one of those young, spunky Puerto Rican boys that Cablevision tends to have on their staff.

    I think after asking him dumb question he's laid off a bit. Lets see. I will keep the public posted.
     
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