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CLARK GABLE JUST METROSEXUALLY HALFASSED ME...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dubsface, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. dubsface

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    CLARK GABLE JUST METROSEXUALLY HALFASSED ME...

    Discussion started by dubsface - Jan 13, 2006

    I got cable guys in here hooking up my cable (duh) and internet for my roomate. One was in my room putting together the cable and goes:

    "Can I ask you a question from a female point of view? Is too much sex bad?"

    Im like "Uhh well, I guess that depends...?"

    And he goes "if the girl likes it or likes a lot?"

    Me: "Uhhh I guess both."

    If he tries anymore I will tell him Im gay. And depending on what he says more I might call Cablevision and report his ass. Shit is grimey in teh Bushwick.
     
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  2. CRAMPS

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    CRAMPS - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    HEY!



    cable guys need love too.




    now go grab his butt and call him sweet meats
     
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  3. Harvey Wallbanger

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    Harvey Wallbanger - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    Shit, let me know if you need me to come over there and handle. I'm only about ten minutes away...
     
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  4. dubsface

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    dubsface - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    Yo Im saying I should just group together all the NY 12ozers and clothes line his ass off the roof.
     
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    JesusMachine - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    exchange sex for free cable service.
     
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  6. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    HARASSMENT
     
  7. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta 12oz Veteran Member

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    shaolinmasta - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    he finds you attractive do what you want with it...
     
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  8. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    PICTURES PLZ
     
  9. dubsface

    dubsface 12oz Member

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    dubsface - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    His name is Jermaine. Maybe I should start blasting Jermaine Dupri and do the Harlem Shake.
     
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    heavyLox - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    Jermaine Dupri and Harlem should never be associated
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    i had to get my phone repaired about a year ago
    the phone guy figured out that the problem was inside my apartment, and not outside in the phone company's box, so therefore not their responsibility to fix.
    or i could pay like a hundy for him to fix it

    he ended up fixing it for me for free
    then he hungout in my apartment for like two hours watching daytime tv with me while i did bong hits.
    finally he asked me out.
    he was a nice guy, but i had to say no. too young.
    he asked me to please not tell his boss about the whole thing haha
     
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    test pattern - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    did you tell the boss?
    holy shit, 11 people are reading this thread
     
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    MAGS156 - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    you were askin him for it , you asked him to come inside! next time don't be such a tease ; )
     
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    MOOGLE? - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    ...i so got a mental picture of dubs doin the shake
     
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    dubsface - Replied Jan 13, 2006

    Haha, whoever changed the thread name... YOU GO BOY!

    If I had a camera phone I'd take pix of the guy.. but my digital would be too obvious.
    He just reminds me of a local hoodlum who would be like "holla at me canyouholla holla mami mamiiiii!" I was kind of hoping hed be one of those young, spunky Puerto Rican boys that Cablevision tends to have on their staff.

    I think after asking him dumb question he's laid off a bit. Lets see. I will keep the public posted.
     
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