Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 This thread is weak, man. Why the fuck would I start a thread on men’s experiences with women without having a story of my own? Ok, umm…I banged a chick from Cornwall, Ontario recently. She was fat, and for a full month, I was convinced that it was the best sex I had had in years. I think I loved her, but I never got to tell her because that slut had to go back home the next day. Weapon X/drunk bandwidth waster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Everyone's had sex with a fat chick. It's like, a male right of passage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 if it's got a hole.......... http://www.skidmore.edu/athletics/sports/images/golf.jpg'> FORE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Let it be known, ive been known to doodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 YOU GOTTA SLAY THE DRAGON BEFORE YOU CAN GET THE PRINCESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 :lol: :lol: earmuffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 all tho ive slayed a few and yet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Have you ever had sex with a fat chick, and in my case im really really thin.. you know so its like shes on top trying to get her shit going and mean while you can feel your pelvic bone and hips just struggling not to turn to dust under the pressure.. its a frightning feeling because.. you know you dont want to interupt her, shes got that mad cow expression but you know your leaving with some bruises and possible internal bleeding.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Have you ever had sex with a fat chick, and in my case im really really thin.. you know so its like shes on top trying to get her shit going and mean while you can feel your pelvic bone and hips just struggling not to turn to dust under the pressure.. its a frightning feeling because.. you know you dont want to interupt her, shes got that mad cow expression but you know your leaving with some bruises and possible internal bleeding.. Damn, I haven’t had that pleasure. Thanks for enlightening me! If you have any mental scarring, I think some health insurances have that “Skinny Dude Getting Ridden by a Fat Girl” policy you should maybe look into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 ^^^ Hahahaha....I'm not skinny but it was still a very frightening experience.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 What about fucking a skinny chick? Like, a REALLY skinny chick? I almost did with a girl a while ago in the basement, but when I realized that her legs were hairy, I let her go. She was so damn skinny, I think I would have hurt myself (and her) real bad. Anyone have any experiences like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 i find really skinny chicks repulsive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 No, I know…I don’t know what I was thinking. I mean, I knew she was skinny, but she was wearing baggy jeans earlier in the day when I had met her. When she came over, I saw just how skinny she was, but I was horny as fuck, man. The leg hair on her had me kick her out, and I got some good reading in that night. Dude, she was, like, Lara Flynn Boyle skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo i find really skinny chicks repulsive. ditto. any true ass or leg man likes meat on those bones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 i just read this thread and i kept skipping it bcuz i thought you were talking about the movie...man, you got women on your mind TONITE... if i was a lesbian, my girl would be thick in all the right places...mmm mmm...lovely thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 If you were a lesbian, you would (most likely) be ugly, and wouldn’t have a man. Yeah, I saw Chronicles of Riddick, and I thought it really badly suckedola. What a big waste of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC ditto. any true ass or leg man likes meat on those bones I'm all about womens asses.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 hahahahaha!! man you make me laugh!! so you have no faith in me being a hot lesbo chick if i were one? gee, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I plugged my first 'thick' chick last weekend. It's not too cool. I mean, they're freaky and all.. but I couldn't get beyond handshake firm with her.. let alone throbbing lap-fist hard. Chubby girls need loving too, and I'm happy if I helped her self-esteem and all, she was a sweet girl but.. fat vaginas feel fucking weird and it's not an experience I care to repeat. Plus fat girl wetness is just.. less than appetizing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Maybe a bi, but I know you’re way too pretty to be a lesbo, slave. Hate me for my opinion all you want, but it’s the troof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube I plugged my first 'thick' chick last weekend. It's not too cool. I mean, they're freaky and all.. but I couldn't get beyond handshake firm with her.. let alone throbbing lap-fist hard. Chubby girls need loving too, and I'm happy if I helped her self-esteem and all, she was a sweet girl but.. fat vaginas feel fucking weird and it's not an experience I care to repeat. Plus fat girl wetness is just.. less than appetizing. :ralph: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/cigarlabels/CL103.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 i'm gonna get some lesbo action one of these days just to prove you wrong weapon x...hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 You laugh now, slave_o, but…wait, what am I saying? Do it! Just make sure it’s with another cutie, not a full fledged dyke! And send me flicks! We’re cool, girl! You can trust me! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X :ralph: You brought this on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs YOU GOTTA SLAY THE DRAGON BEFORE YOU CAN GET THE PRINCESS This needs to become a bumper sticker, or at least be a stencil sprayed in the general direction of large people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 years and years ago i met this girl at a bonfire party at ocean beach in S.F. I'm drunk, she's looking hot....what follows is me leading her off into the shadows of a sand dune following by much making out and some digital vaginal penetration. I'm loving life and I walk with her back to my ride but as we get into the brilliant illumination of a streetlight....damn, zits all over her grill. I said I'd call her.......i never did. epiloge.......I saw this chick at a house party months later. her friend came up and asked "hey, weren't you at a party at ocean beach over the summer?" I tore the fuck outta that party quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzy maid Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X If you were a lesbian, you would (most likely) be ugly, and wouldn’t have a man. haha true. only drunk bi-curious girls are attractive. Originally posted by Weapon X Yeah, I saw Chronicles of Riddick, and I thought it really badly suckedola. What a big waste of money. you could have saved three dollars by going to the matinee showing of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo i find really skinny chicks repulsive. big the fuck up. I wish I had a fuckin slideshow of the bodies of the women I have made love with. I saw an ex tonight and nearly shed a tear remeniscing about her figure while i made love with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by jazzy maid you could have saved three dollars by going to the matinee showing of it. Or you could have saved $12 by watching the previews and realizing that it looked like the gayest movie ever made...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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