BOXCARCUTTER Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 I'm no proof-reader or anything, but i skimmed a bit, and i think this shits for real! http://www.walken2008.com/ the shit would be rad if he gave his acceptance speach and then burst into a cloud of birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 It's a joke, Walken said he has nothing to do with the site. I'd vote for him, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house. -Christopher Walken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOXCARCUTTER Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 sorry about the title, apparently im not just not a proof-reader, but i also cant spell..., and thats a shame about the joke part, could you imagine how scary the state of the union adress would be...highest ratings ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 "I'm gonna find...Osama Bin Ladin.........And....I'mgonnakillhim........now.....lemme do a little dance......to this...Chemical Brothers song.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 wasnt it fatboy slim? has anyone else tried to impersonate Christopher Walken and end up just giggling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 I think it was, either one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Aug 28 2005, 02:13 PM If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house. -Christopher Walken Quoted post i though that was really funny too..... if anyone has a chance check out the fresh air interview with him....hes an odd duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Christopher walken is my idol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 A mod needs to turn this into a Christopher Walken appreciation thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...topic=15312&hl= WALKEN IN L.A. By Christopher Walken Frank commentary on Hollywood from someone who knows This week, The Onion picks up another popular syndicated column: Christopher Walken's "Walken in L.A." For the last two years, Mr. Walken has provided his readers with consistently insightful commentary into the entertainment industry. His column already appears regularly in Variety and Rolling Stone, as well as in dozens of smaller newspapers and magazines. We're proud to welcome this celebrated actor and columnist to our pages. Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me. There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious. I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this. When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say @!#$ him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a @!#$ bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs. ----------------------------------- this is >STILL< the funniest shit i have ever read in my entire life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Thought Wrong@Aug 28 2005, 11:58 PM has anyone else tried to impersonate Christopher Walken and end up just giggling? Quoted post No I haven't but KEvin Spacey did an incredible Walken impersonation on SNL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 "I say @!#$ him. He doesn't even like hot dogs." I'm sorry, this is just too damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Only he could make that article funny. It wouldn't be the same if it were anybody else. Fucken awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Oh man the scene in True Romance where he shoots that guy and says I havn't kiled a man since 1984 - pure class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 i appreciate Christopher Walken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Interesting story: My highschool english teacher was a bouchard. (Al and Joe bouchard started Blue oyster cult) It was roumored his other two brothers kicked him out of the band because he sucked. Personally I always thought the whole band sucked. Oh well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Aug 29 2005, 02:28 PM Oh man the scene in True Romance where he shoots that guy and says I havn't kiled a man since 1984 - pure class Quoted post haha yeah. Is this shit for real??? Man what the fuck is an actor anyways it's not even a real job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 shin shi shin shi.....hahahahahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by shaolinmasta@Aug 29 2005, 03:52 PM Man what the fuck is an actor anyways it's not even a real job. Quoted post Really? I always thought getting paid to do something meant having a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by T.T Boy@Aug 28 2005, 08:07 PM appreciated. Quoted post word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 anyone seen him in catch me if you can? he is a thug in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 loved him in True Romance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 So he's not really runnning for pres? I think he would get some real support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 "for five long years... he hid this watch.... up his ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 i would vote for him just to see what the fuck would happen if he is elected. im sure it couldnt be worse than whats going on now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 tell me... How much could Cristopher Walken DESTROY and HUMILIATE mr. Bush on a live television presidential election debate? I'm laughing already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Anyone see "The Dead Zone" movie with CW?? Usto be my fav. movie when I was a little dun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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