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Chinese Takeout

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    Chinese Takeout

    Discussion started by --zeSto-- - Aug 19, 2002

    Joke:

    Q: What does Woody Allen have in common with Kodak Film?
    A: They both come in Yellow Boxes.

    So last night I was given a little gift box from this woman.
    she's an anchor for NakedNews.com, and she gave me a gift pack.
    (after telling that dirty joke)

    this is the gift pack
    http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty001.jpg'>
    it's filled with goodies!
    [img]http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty002.jpg'>
    yep... Hello Kitty !
    [img]http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty003.jpg'>
    and some [url=http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty004.jpg]undies and a polaroid[/url].

    yep... the world is a strange place!
     
  2. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

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    SCAGNETTI - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    LET ME FIND OUT YOU HAVE GAME

    I NEVER LIKED ASIAN HOES BUT I'VE BEEN SEEING STACKED ONES LATELY
     
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  3. Canadiano

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    Canadiano - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    your industry is wacked out, man. i like it.
     
  4. imported_sofarok - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    oooh hello kitty fortune cookies!!![​IMG]
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. angry xbox

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    angry xbox - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    my GF is obsessed with hello kitty...

    and she wont give me head
     
  7. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    asian girls can be utterly beutiful. but there so many dumb ones it kinda cancels it for me.
     
  8. NAYM IS DEAD

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    NAYM IS DEAD - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    hahaha the polaroid says "slanty panties" wow....fuckin wow
     
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  9. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    maybe you guys are missing the point...

    she's wraping up her 'Slanty Pantys' and making gift boxes!

    can you think of a better gift?
     
  10. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    oh... I see that naym got it !
     
  11. d-town_bomber

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    d-town_bomber - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    i would have wanted chinese takeout to be inside that
     
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  12. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    so very true.:(
     
  13. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton 12oz Senior Member

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    JohnnyHorton - Replied Aug 19, 2002


    i dunno man, it kinda seems like she does this a lot ya know?
     
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  14. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    yeah^

    She seems a little wild.
    I've heard stories about a champagne enema and the crew from vice mag,
    but it's probably just a rumour.
     
  15. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied Aug 19, 2002

    I agree...alot of them are plain stupid...
     
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