japillahan Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 ..the kind that make me look back and think.. about what my parents thought when I sang them. I was sharing the ones I remembered with some friends the other day and figured y'all might have some too. such as; (In the Barney tune) "Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination the only thing that's wrong with him is mental retardation" there might have been more verses but that's all I remember. Also; (Ol' smokey tune) ""On top of the school house all covered with blood I killed my poor teacher with a 44 scud {i think it was} I went to her funeral she wasn't quite dead I got my machine gun, and blew off her head. {or i got my laser and melted her head] they sent me to prison they sent me to jail I grabbed a bazooka and blew them to hell" I don't know what tune this is to because I dont know musical stuff but chorus: bloody murder bloody bloody murder bloody murder this is how you play: verse1 first you take your sisters hair then you tie it to a chair throw the chair in the fire then watch your sister expire ooooooo verse2 first you take a baseball bat then you take a kitty cat break the bat on the cat now you've got a kitty splat oooo verse3 first you take your loving gran to a river with piran {hello I forget the rest] oooooo then the alternate 'more clean' versoins aggravation rehabilitation aggravation this is how you play verse1 first you take a bowling ball then you roll it down the hall trip your dad make him mad oooo verse2 first you take a garbage bag then you put it on your head go to bed wake up dead ooooo verse3 first you take a garden hose then you stick it up your nose turn it on then you're gone ooooooo espanish: Me pica un huevo, me la rasqué me pica el otro, me la chollé me a una puta me la culié yo fui corriendo y no le pagué! Una piedra en el camino, me pegó donde yo orino y me hizo llorar y llorar llorar y llorar... (no recuerdo si había mas) That's all I can remember for now; if more occur to me I'll toss 'em up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted June 19, 2012 Share Posted June 19, 2012 Yo i never really sang soft shit like this. I was raised listening to old ass Clue tapes, yo. Yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AZTEKA Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r85witgdQg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZTEKA Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2rcu9R0a8Q&feature=related Kountry Krunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted June 20, 2012 Share Posted June 20, 2012 Learning to play the piano music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO? WHO? WHO? (3 MINUTES OF INCOHERENT JAMAICANS SINGING ABOUT DOGS) YIPPEE-AY-OO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 the sound of parents screaming at each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 my name is paco i sell you taco i only make 5 dollars a day i go to lucy she show me pussy then she take, me money, away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 My name is El Pancho I work on El Rancho I make-a 5 pesos a day I give them to Vickie She play with my dicky And take all my troubles away Oh-lay! ------- Mother fucking titty sucking two balled bitch your momma's in the kitchen cookin red hot shit your daddy’s in jail, fucking for bail your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 songs your parents played in the car thread would've been cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Trapped in purgatory A lifeless object, alive Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above Awaiting the hour of reprisal Your time slips away Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 What kind of child knows the word purgatory? Acquisition? Fuck outta here with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpBL87rsjP8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 What kind of child knows the word purgatory? Acquisition? Fuck outta here with that. This child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fictionator Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg, The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker took ballet , hey. thats all i could think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Michael Michael Motorcycle Turn the key and watch him pee. Turn it back and watch him crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boxcarrapist Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Yankee Doodle went to town a-ridin’ on a gopher Bumped into a garbage can and this is what fell over: Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet. French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street. Oops, I forgot my spoon! So they gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top, Monkey vomit and camel snot, All wrapped up in birdie poo, So eat it, 12 oontz, it’s good for you! With vitamin C, and protein too And don’t forget the doggie doo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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