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Childhood songs

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by japillahan, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. japillahan

    japillahan Senior Member

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    ..the kind that make me look back and think.. about what my parents thought when I sang them.
    I was sharing the ones I remembered with some friends the other day and figured y'all might have some too.

    such as;
    (In the Barney tune)
    "Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination the only thing that's wrong with him is mental retardation"
    there might have been more verses but that's all I remember.

    (Ol' smokey tune)
    ""On top of the school house
    all covered with blood
    I killed my poor teacher with a 44 scud {i think it was}
    I went to her funeral
    she wasn't quite dead
    I got my machine gun,
    and blew off her head.
    {or i got my laser and melted her head]
    they sent me to prison
    they sent me to jail
    I grabbed a bazooka
    and blew them to hell"

    I don't know what tune this is to because I dont know musical stuff but

    bloody murder
    bloody bloody murder
    bloody murder this is how you play:

    first you take your sisters hair then you tie it to a chair
    throw the chair in the fire
    then watch your sister expire

    first you take a baseball bat
    then you take a kitty cat
    break the bat on the cat
    now you've got a kitty splat

    first you take your loving gran to a river with piran
    {hello I forget the rest]

    then the alternate 'more clean' versoins

    aggravation rehabilitation
    this is how you play

    first you take a bowling ball
    then you roll it down the hall
    trip your dad
    make him mad

    first you take a garbage bag
    then you put it on your head
    go to bed
    wake up dead

    first you take a garden hose
    then you stick it up your nose
    turn it on
    then you're gone


    Me pica un huevo, me la rasqué
    me pica el otro, me la chollé
    me a una puta
    me la culié
    yo fui corriendo y no le pagué!

    Una piedra en el camino,
    me pegó donde yo orino
    y me hizo
    llorar y llorar
    llorar y llorar...
    (no recuerdo si había mas)

    That's all I can remember for now; if more occur to me I'll toss 'em up
  2. TRALE

    TRALE Junior Member

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  3. injury

    injury 12oz Loyalist

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    Yo i never really sang soft shit like this. I was raised listening to old ass Clue tapes, yo. Yo.
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    AZTEKA Member

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    DurkStevens Senior Member

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    oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bangg
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  10. MedicineCabinet

    MedicineCabinet 12oz Loyalist

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    the sound of parents screaming at each other
  11. you can microwave bacon

    you can microwave bacon Member

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    my name is paco

    i sell you taco

    i only make 5 dollars a day

    i go to lucy

    she show me pussy

    then she take, me money, away.
  12. eviltrailer77

    eviltrailer77 Elite Member

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    My name is El Pancho

    I work on El Rancho

    I make-a 5 pesos a day

    I give them to Vickie

    She play with my dicky

    And take all my troubles away



    Mother fucking titty sucking two balled bitch

    your momma's in the kitchen cookin red hot shit

    your daddy’s in jail, fucking for bail

    your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale
    Last edited: Jul 3, 2012
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  15. theprotester

    theprotester Moderator Crew

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    What kind of child knows the word purgatory? Acquisition? Fuck outta here with that.