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CHEESY PORN

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Sep 1, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Name em. The cheesiest ever..




    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    hi ma'am I have one large extra pepperoni pizza..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    im sorry, sir... but um.. i didnt order any pizza...

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    really.. you didnt? hmm..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    must of been, um, you know.. a mix up...

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    well um hey... its on the house... take it anyway..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    wow, thank you.... um.. want to come in, i made some lemonade..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    uh, yeah sure.. i'd love to.. only for a bit though..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::
     
  2. GASFACEDJEW

    GASFACEDJEW New Jack

    Joined: Aug 17, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    YO, IS SYLVIA SAINT NOT THE FINEST PORNSTAR IN THE WORLD? WHAT IS SHE AUSTRALIAN OR SOME SHIT? SHES GOT A FACE LIKE WHOA NIGGA
     
  3. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    hi ma'am i have a package for judy smith, gosh its offly hot out.

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    um, hi, im sorry wrong house

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    oh really? your not judy smith?

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    no, sorry..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    hm.. must of been a mix up.. im sorry..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    its okay..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    well um..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    hey its really hot outside, you want some lemoande i just made some

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    i would love some

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::
     
  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

     
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    anybody call for a plumber?
     
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,100 Likes Received: 73
    Yes, umm ma'am I'm here to clean you out.... ma'am I'm a professional.... I lay pipe.


    Or.... "Edward Penishands"
     
  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
  8. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    "hey good lookin what's cookin"

    "heeeeeyyy"

    "lets have sex, bitch."

    "ok."
     
  9. krie

    krie Guest

    ahaha yeah the story lines are so pathetik
     
  10. krie

    krie Guest

    who knows ?
    spose the air pressure and speed is to much for tits and is pushin em bak in ?
     
  11. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    she is Czech. I love her.
     
  12. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    they are the worst actors ever besides for sex.
     
  13. Don Perignon

    Don Perignon New Jack

    Joined: Aug 10, 2002 Messages: 91 Likes Received: 0
    man: Who are you? What are you doing in the back of my truck?
    girl: I ran away...
    man: Well, little girl, I'm going to have to call your parents..
    girl: No! You can't call my parents. They think I'm at the mall.
    man: What kind of panties do you got on?
    girl: Hee hee. I can't show you that!
    man: Come ON!
    girl: If I show you my panties, you promise not to call my parents?
     
  14. socrates

    socrates Guest

    ^^^that's not porn..that's pedaphilia
     
  15. Don Perignon

    Don Perignon New Jack

    Joined: Aug 10, 2002 Messages: 91 Likes Received: 0
    Gross! I would never watch anything with children. The porn is called "Young, Dumb, and Full Of Cum #9". Older girls (not children) act like bimbos it's great. I highly recommend it.

    Had to edit the image because I think porn isn't allowed on this site?
     
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