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CHEESY PORN

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Sep 1, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

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    CHEESY PORN

    Discussion started by DEE38 - Sep 1, 2002

    Name em. The cheesiest ever..




    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    hi ma'am I have one large extra pepperoni pizza..

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    im sorry, sir... but um.. i didnt order any pizza...

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    really.. you didnt? hmm..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    must of been, um, you know.. a mix up...

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    well um hey... its on the house... take it anyway..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    wow, thank you.... um.. want to come in, i made some lemonade..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    uh, yeah sure.. i'd love to.. only for a bit though..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::
     
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    GASFACEDJEW - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    YO, IS SYLVIA SAINT NOT THE FINEST PORNSTAR IN THE WORLD? WHAT IS SHE AUSTRALIAN OR SOME SHIT? SHES GOT A FACE LIKE WHOA NIGGA
     
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  3. DEE38

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    DEE38 - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    hi ma'am i have a package for judy smith, gosh its offly hot out.

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    um, hi, im sorry wrong house

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    oh really? your not judy smith?

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    no, sorry..

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    hm.. must of been a mix up.. im sorry..

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    its okay..

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::

    well um..

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    hey its really hot outside, you want some lemoande i just made some

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    i would love some

    :: bow chicka bow bow ::
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Sep 1, 2002

     
  5. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    anybody call for a plumber?
     
  6. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    Yes, umm ma'am I'm here to clean you out.... ma'am I'm a professional.... I lay pipe.


    Or.... "Edward Penishands"
     
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    High Priest - Replied Sep 1, 2002

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    AeRoSoL JuNkiE - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    "hey good lookin what's cookin"

    "heeeeeyyy"

    "lets have sex, bitch."

    "ok."
     
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    krie - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    ahaha yeah the story lines are so pathetik
     
  10. krie

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    krie - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    who knows ?
    spose the air pressure and speed is to much for tits and is pushin em bak in ?
     
  11. Canadiano

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    Canadiano - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    she is Czech. I love her.
     
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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    they are the worst actors ever besides for sex.
     
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    Don Perignon - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    man: Who are you? What are you doing in the back of my truck?
    girl: I ran away...
    man: Well, little girl, I'm going to have to call your parents..
    girl: No! You can't call my parents. They think I'm at the mall.
    man: What kind of panties do you got on?
    girl: Hee hee. I can't show you that!
    man: Come ON!
    girl: If I show you my panties, you promise not to call my parents?
     
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    socrates - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    ^^^that's not porn..that's pedaphilia
     
  15. Don Perignon

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    Don Perignon - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    Gross! I would never watch anything with children. The porn is called "Young, Dumb, and Full Of Cum #9". Older girls (not children) act like bimbos it's great. I highly recommend it.

    Had to edit the image because I think porn isn't allowed on this site?
     
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