shameless self promotion Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 I got chased by a fucking racoon about 10 min ago when i got out of my car to walk inside... It was standing on the curb looking at me, and then it just starts running at me..i was like wtf? I ran around the other side of my car and across the lot and into the apartment..(im a pussy like that...i hate wild animals..) Its still standing on the porch... If its still there in a min ill get a digital.. Oh by the way, i got a computer and roadrunner in our apartment now... (got the girls off my back...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 In a drunken frenzy i ran full speed into a closed off area where a swan was nesting... the male swan, sensing danger, immedietely puffed up to the size of dallas and chased after me. I ran. It was scary. There could have been wicked swan biting action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 i got chased by your grandmother after i touched her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 6, 2002 Author Share Posted July 6, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i got chased by your grandmother after i touched her ass she keeps a brick in her purse, watch out for that shit...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amerika Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 i can't even walk down my street, at this certain corner, there's a blue jay that'll sweep down from his tree at your ass, and then he'll fly to the telephone wire and go for another run. i always try to swat it out the air, one day im gonna get his ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 pssssh....up here you gotta watch your back for fucking mountain lions, those things are fiesty..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle pssssh....up here you gotta watch your back for fucking mountain lions, those things are fiesty..... and MOOSE!!! har har har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 ^^^ Don't forget stray bears...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 bloody kangaroos and dingos ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 skunks are pretty horrible. ive come pretty close to getting sprayed, but if you just back out theyll calm down. ooooooooooh and when they got run over, you can smell them for miles around. racoons arnt that bad. in the summer we get families living under our deck. i can sit out there and be 5 feet away from a mother and her 5 little coon babies and they are too busy wrestling and fighting each other to give a hoot about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 6, 2002 Author Share Posted July 6, 2002 ^^^ i saw a kid get attacked by one, and a guy get kicked in the balls...aparently kangaroooos arent that cool.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 nah seroius there vicious mother fuckers , they stand on their tail and boot you with their feet , not an animal you wanna piss off , ive seen someone get cut bad up by one he pissed off . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 it wouldbe like hella mother fuckin funny to see a guy get chased and attacked my a herb of zedbras taht shiet would be funny as a mothe afucka shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fAiLED cRiTQ Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 i got chased by a wasp (or something like it) that was about 5 inches long, once... scariest fucking experience of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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