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Chased by animals..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, Jul 6, 2002.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    I got chased by a fucking racoon about 10 min ago when i got out of my car to walk inside...

    It was standing on the curb looking at me, and then it just starts running at me..i was like wtf?

    I ran around the other side of my car and across the lot and into the apartment..(im a pussy like that...i hate wild animals..)

    Its still standing on the porch...

    If its still there in a min ill get a digital..

    Oh by the way, i got a computer and roadrunner in our apartment now...
    (got the girls off my back...)
     
  2. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    In a drunken frenzy i ran full speed into a closed off area where a swan was nesting...
    the male swan, sensing danger, immedietely puffed up to the size of dallas and chased after me. I ran. It was scary. There could have been wicked swan biting action.
     
  3. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i got chased by your grandmother after i touched her ass
     
  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    she keeps a brick in her purse, watch out for that shit...;)
     
  5. amerika

    amerika New Jack

    Joined: Jun 18, 2002 Messages: 83 Likes Received: 0
    i can't even walk down my street, at this certain corner, there's a blue jay that'll sweep down from his tree at your ass, and then he'll fly to the telephone wire and go for another run. i always try to swat it out the air, one day im gonna get his ass...
     
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    pssssh....up here you gotta watch your back for fucking mountain lions, those things are fiesty.....
     
  7. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    and MOOSE!!! har har har
     
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    ^^^
    Don't forget stray bears......
     
  9. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

  10. Obsolete

    Obsolete Junior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 190 Likes Received: 0
    bloody kangaroos and dingos .............
     
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    skunks are pretty horrible. ive come pretty close to getting sprayed, but if you just back out theyll calm down. ooooooooooh and when they got run over, you can smell them for miles around.

    racoons arnt that bad. in the summer we get families living under our deck. i can sit out there and be 5 feet away from a mother and her 5 little coon babies and they are too busy wrestling and fighting each other to give a hoot about me.
     
  12. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    ^^^ i saw a kid get attacked by one, and a guy get kicked in the balls...aparently kangaroooos arent that cool.:eek:
     
  13. Obsolete

    Obsolete Junior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 190 Likes Received: 0
    nah seroius there vicious mother fuckers , they stand on their tail and boot you with their feet , not an animal you wanna piss off , ive seen someone get cut bad up by one he pissed off .
     
  14. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    it wouldbe like hella mother fuckin funny to see a guy get chased and attacked my a herb of zedbras taht shiet would be funny as a mothe afucka shit!
     
  15. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
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