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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


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besides the obvious name for a kiddie porn flic, it is the name of the "willy wonka and the chocolate factory" remake that tim burton is doing. and yeah, im sure you will be able to guess who is starring as willy wonka.

 

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367594/

http://www.thegate.ca/news/more.php?id=562_0_1_0

 

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THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WONKA!!!

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Whats wrong with the first one??? But I have faith in Tim Burton and Johnny Depp so I'll let them have their fun. However, if they fuck it up, they are going to have some nasty letters in their mailboxes.

 

Edit: I also agree that Gene Wilder is the shit.

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Originally posted by azert

I have faith in Tim Burton and Johnny Depp so I'll let them have their fun

Word.

Tim Burton is king, if anyone can do it well, its him.

It will never be the original but it will be sick.

Roald Dahl + Tim Burton = Quality entertainment.

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Originally posted by Kes_One_HTFD

this movie scared the shit outta me when i was little, and still kinda does to this day, god damn oompaloompas and there rhyming songs...fuckin bastards

 

 

You must've been a little pussy when you were a child then. Those oompas only sang stanzas of wisdom. Are you scared of all midgets then? What about in the Wizard of Oz?

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I loved the first one too. Gene Wilder is one of the best actors out there. But I heard that Roald Dahl wasn't really pleased with how the first one was done, so he said that if there was a re-make, then Tim Burton would be the only one to do it. Or something like that. It'll probably be pretty awesome though.

 

 

Is it raining? Is it snowing?

 

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

 

Not a speck of light is showing,

 

So the danger must be growing.

 

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

 

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

 

Yes, the danger must be growing,

 

For the rowers keep on rowing,

 

And they're certainly not showing,

 

Any signs that they are slowing!

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Originally posted by CrazyLazy

 

Is it raining? Is it snowing?

 

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

 

Not a speck of light is showing,

 

So the danger must be growing.

 

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

 

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

 

Yes, the danger must be growing,

 

For the rowers keep on rowing,

 

And they're certainly not showing,

 

Any signs that they are slowing!

 

 

i am the god of fuck.

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im pretty sure this movie is being financed by the jennifer anniston/bradd pitt production company they formed a while back. is this going to be a remake or a sequel? i know there was a sequel to the book, but initially i heard this was just a remake.

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Originally posted by BIGMETALCIRCUS

im pretty sure this movie is being financed by the jennifer anniston/bradd pitt production company they formed a while back. is this going to be a remake or a sequel? i know there was a sequel to the book, but initially i heard this was just a remake.

great glass elevator. was there a third one? i forget

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No, there wasn't a third one.

 

It'll definately be a remake because the Great Glass Elevator takes place in outer space with monsters and shit. It wouldn't be as interesting and fun to watch as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Originally posted by CrazyLazy

Is it raining? Is it snowing?

 

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

 

Not a speck of light is showing,

 

So the danger must be growing.

 

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

 

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

 

Yes, the danger must be growing,

 

For the rowers keep on rowing,

 

And they're certainly not showing,

 

Any signs that they are slowing!

is it me or is there some missing?

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