Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'm always coming up with awsome ideas for inventions, or finding situations where someone should invent something. i was just eating a burrito and i was kinda full about half way thru, so I want to re-wrap and save for later, but the foil, no matter how careful I try to be always turns to little shreads and it is near impossible to re wrap the burrito. i am going to invent something like a ziplock sandwich bag for burritos. burrito on the go. and maybe a rice trap, because you take one bite and like 72 rices fly allover your shirt. fucking asshole rices. what are your inventions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: Cannel Zero Inventors Thread Dog Hydration System, I thought of that shit along time ago. People laughed and said it was stupid. Now they have that shit at Pets Mart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 my boy and i came up with this thing to clean sewers.... if i could get a $200,000 loan I could easily turn that shit into a few million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Quit being such a baby and finish your burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 when the spinning rims first came out i was thinkin about it would be a good idea for someone to make hubcaps so they would be cheaper well a year later i seen em and said dam i know that would happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 does anyone watch the INVENTOR? its one tonite. its the best, and only reality TV show we watch and love. im gunna invent a photogenic chip inserted in your brain so that it takes pictures when you blink your left eye. then you come home take the chip out and plug it into your G9 macs and viola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 i thought this was gonna be about how you invented an e-life for yourself on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 i thought this was gonna be about how you invented an e-life for yourself on here. well, i did all the surveys on myspace, this seemed like the logical next step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 loll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 edible tape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 THIS THREAD IS AS BORING AS A MUTHA FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Organic Apple n' Peanutbutter Juice shit markets its own damn self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Great thread!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 THATS NECK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I am going to invent a thing that doesnt let Rookies post until they have something intelligent to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 In order to prove myself RESU NAME Rookie Posts: 34 Joined: Apr 2006 Status: Online Re: My body likes it soft served? - Today, 03:05 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fiber is so you dont get constapated. If you want easy clean shits that take minutes to finish with little mess on the bunghole you should stop eating junk food. And eat good balanced meals with all your vegies, meats, carbs, and so on. RESU NAME View Public Profile Send a private message to RESU NAME Find More Posts by RESU NAME ADD RESU NAME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST #35 BIG HECZ Junior Member Posts: 137 Joined: Apr 2006 Location: HYRULE Status: Offline Re: My body likes it soft served? - Today, 03:10 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- eat big drink small.... dont have a lot of fluid with your food.... you'll have a marathon of '' POWER SPLASHERS" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SUBURBANITES! BIG HECZ View Public Profile Send a private message to BIG HECZ Send email to BIG HECZ Find More Posts by BIG HECZ ADD BIG HECZ TO YOUR BUDDY LIST #36 RESU NAME Rookie Posts: 34 Joined: Apr 2006 Status: Online Re: My body likes it soft served? - Today, 03:11 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to bad you dont shit out liquid retard you piss it out. HAHAHHAHAHA Thats neck dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 coffee filters that have a little tab on them so its easier to grab them. the tab would also be perforated where it meets the filter for easy removal of the tab. this is regardlng flat bottom paper filters(basket filters), i have never seen them on one and have looked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 someone should invent a helicopter with an ejection seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 A hotsauce lube... To keep the blood flooooowin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 what the fuck does THATS NECK mean? are you like some fucking ass Paris Hilton ghetto fucking clone and gave your own twist on "THATS HOT" ? fucking cunt making me angry over shit i dont understand damn you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 This girl i was talkin to a few weeks ago said she came up with an invention when she was in 8th grade. She called it the jackrag. It was like a disposible rag with a hole in the middle. She said she was tired of giving her boyfriend hand jobs and getting his cum all over her hands. This would make clean up a snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I am going to invent a thing that doesnt let Rookies post until they have something intelligent to say. Ch. O=invites only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Helicopters have ejection seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 THATS NECK- THE TERM USED BY YOUTH1 TO YOUTH2 WHEN YOUTH2 SAYS OR DOES SOMETHING BLATANTLY STUPID. IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING IS A SWIFT SLAP/PUNCH IN THE BACK OF THE NECK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 i want to invent something that keeps beers cold. out some compound into the can, that is activated when you open it, it immediatly bringss the temp inside the can to a cool...uh..,.whatever temp a cold beer is. this would free up fridge and cooler space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 HARVEY WALLBANGER YOU ARE AN IDIOT. THATS NECK. THINK ABOUT IT... A HELICOPTER WITH AN EJECTION SEAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Ch. O=invites only someday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 This girl i was talkin to a few weeks ago said she came up with an invention when she was in 8th grade. She called it the jackrag. It was like a disposible rag with a hole in the middle. She said she was tired of giving her boyfriend hand jobs and getting his cum all over her hands. This would make clean up a snap. HAHAHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 pardon my esl post resu. go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 well we all know this thread was a retarded invention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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