casekonly Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 well, i met this chick online. she's here for a few months doing a work/study program. we emailed each other back and forth for a couple of weeks, and she seemed to be smart, witty jokes, cute, etc. i finally dropped my phone number on her after i figured she wasn't some fat guy that was toying with me. i've never hooked up with any chicks i meet online, so i was really cautious about this shit for fear it was a fat 50 year old guy trying to ass rape me. anyway, i dropped my cell number on her and talked to her broken english speaking ass. we talked for a week or so over the phone and i finally went out to lunch with her today. she's cute and all, 7 years my junior, but i don't really mind, as long as she's not a teenager. first thing that's wrong with her is that she doesn't like dogs. i have grown up with mad animals, so i dig the fuck out of some pets. she didn't like my dogs...damn her! number 2: she isn't into the same types of music that i like..she likes gorky park...scorpions...bleh. i stopped listening to those two bands in '88. 3rd...i got played for an expensive lunch. that ho! i officially dislike russian women, now. there's more, i'm just fucked up on opm. more later when i'm sober. i http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/cf17.jpg'> here she is. tramp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Seriously, just don't even try to go after odd 'non-urban' European chicks. That goes for all of you. I've watched many of my friends try and fail. Sure, you'll hit it.. but in the long run they're just going to blow you off and try to make you feel inferior for being American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 damn man....you should set aside your strong liking of pets and animals for a few hours and told her how much you dig those two bands...you might be sticking it in her butt right about now instead of making this thread...haha j/k sorry to hear you got shafted on an expensive lunch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 i'd exchange saliva with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 i guess you must 'shaft' her now.. hoohooahah by that i meant have sex with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 i mean, she's ok, but i think i'm just mad because of the way it seems to have gone donw. it might not have even gone down that way, she may have just been nervous or something. i tried striking up conversation with her, but she wouldn't get into any discussions with me. more or less just small talk. our phone conversations were alot more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 OMG>>> did you read her shirt...hahahahahahahahahahaha MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL.... MAKE EM BEG MAKE EM CRAWL... HAHAHAHAHA...YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft OMG>>> did you read her shirt...hahahahahahahahahahaha MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL.... MAKE EM BEG MAKE EM CRAWL... HAHAHAHAHA...YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MAN!!! yeah, i should have known. fuck! too bad there aren't more dlushs and slaves in the world...single, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Maybe you weren't what she was....ahem, expecting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly well, i met this chick online. I think that is your problem right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 hahahah. ^o^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Didn't some one on this board get attacked by some russian broads feline friend after he broke up with her? I bet if you had refused to pay for lunch she would have kung fu'd you ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Maybe you weren't what she was....ahem, expecting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING i don't think that was the problem. not at all. i've got the sweats and i'm itching like crazy. g'night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 someone seems to be full of himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly i don't think that was the problem. not at all. i've got the sweats and i'm itching like crazy. g'night Everyone just take a long hard look at this post and consider the context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v255/dbossgyrl/How_to_massage_a_pussy.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube Everyone just take a long hard look at this post and consider the context. my controlled "experiments" have nothing to do with the date. i did this after i got home. btw: i'm not full of myself. she had seen me, and we talked for quite some time beforehand. she knew what to expect, as did i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 what was your experiment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 This thread is funny. And what kind of person doesn't like dogs? Commies. That's who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly my controlled "experiments" have nothing to do with the date. i did this after i got home. btw: i'm not full of myself. she had seen me, and we talked for quite some time beforehand. she knew what to expect, as did i. I know, just fucking around. Old girl probably just wanted the dick and not the small talk. Order of operations doesn't apply when you're dealing with bootycalls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft what was your experiment? edit for removed link to bad stuff. 26sided: i know, i know. i'm one of those guys that hopes for intellectual talk in the midst of doing her doggy style. meh. not really. i wanted to get to know her before i donkey punch...nah, i really did want to get to know here a little better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Ive done the online thing before, essentially im not sure if it was like mine, (mine resulted in a relaxing felatio), since she is russian, and im not sure how foreign chicks are, but the online thing is simply for one thing.....ass. Get it, hit it, dump it. simple. Ive always had expectations of intellectual conversation and nice romantci dinners talking about the latest news story but that shit's a fantasy, just fuck em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 ok, a little inside info.. Pfffft meets chick on Match.com..... turns out she is Italian and has been here 3 years... we hit it off... 2 years later we still together and share a bed... so the situation could go either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Sounds like a little Russian princess to me, right down to the taste in music. Reminds me of this girl I dated this year, except she was a townie. She's cute, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 you should've fed her some popping magic. Yaknow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 cute girl. too bad you got stuck for the bill and didn't get anything out of it. that alone is grounds for the ol' sledge to the dome. there's something about those russian girls. and that broken english thing sounds pretty hot. i bet she makes cute noises in bed. -creep oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 should of boned her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v255/dbossgyrl/How_to_massage_a_pussy.gif'> :shook: Im getting used to these pain meds i was on and for a second i thought that i was hallucinating.. whew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 you couldnt close the deal. pussy. i heard russians are sluts too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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