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caseks date witha russian chick

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Jul 24, 2004.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    well, i met this chick online. she's here for a few months doing a work/study program.

    we emailed each other back and forth for a couple of weeks, and she seemed to be smart, witty jokes, cute, etc. i finally dropped my phone number on her after i figured she wasn't some fat guy that was toying with me. i've never hooked up with any chicks i meet online, so i was really cautious about this shit for fear it was a fat 50 year old guy trying to ass rape me.

    anyway, i dropped my cell number on her and talked to her broken english speaking ass. we talked for a week or so over the phone and i finally went out to lunch with her today.

    she's cute and all, 7 years my junior, but i don't really mind, as long as she's not a teenager. first thing that's wrong with her is that she doesn't like dogs. i have grown up with mad animals, so i dig the fuck out of some pets. she didn't like my dogs...damn her!

    number 2: she isn't into the same types of music that i like..she likes gorky park...scorpions...bleh. i stopped listening to those two bands in '88.

    3rd...i got played for an expensive lunch. that ho! i officially dislike russian women, now.

    there's more, i'm just fucked up on opm.
    more later when i'm sober. i


    http://img47.photobucket.com/albums/v144/casek/cf17.jpg'>
    here she is. tramp.
     
  2. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Seriously, just don't even try to go after odd 'non-urban' European chicks. That goes for all of you.

    I've watched many of my friends try and fail. Sure, you'll hit it.. but in the long run they're just going to blow you off and try to make you feel inferior for being American.
     
  3. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    damn man....you should set aside your strong liking of pets and animals for a few hours and told her how much you dig those two bands...you might be sticking it in her butt right about now instead of making this thread...haha j/k

    sorry to hear you got shafted on an expensive lunch*
     
  4. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    i'd exchange saliva with her.
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i guess you must 'shaft' her now.. hoohooahah







    by that i meant have sex with her
     
  6. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i mean, she's ok, but i think i'm just mad because of the way it seems to have gone donw. it might not have even gone down that way, she may have just been nervous or something.

    i tried striking up conversation with her, but she wouldn't get into any discussions with me. more or less just small talk. our phone conversations were alot more interesting.
     
  7. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    OMG>>> did you read her shirt...hahahahahahahahahahaha



    MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL....

    MAKE EM BEG MAKE EM CRAWL...





    HAHAHAHAHA...YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN MAN!!!
     
  8. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    yeah, i should have known. fuck! too bad there aren't more dlushs and slaves in the world...single, that is.
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Maybe you weren't what she was....ahem, expecting?
     
  10. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    I think that is your problem right there.
     
  11. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

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  12. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    Didn't some one on this board get attacked by some russian broads feline friend after he broke up with her? I bet if you had refused to pay for lunch she would have kung fu'd you ...
     
  13. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

     
  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i don't think that was the problem. not at all.

    i've got the sweats and i'm itching like crazy. g'night
     
  15. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    someone seems to be full of himself...
     
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