ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I actually have no idea who this is, but you can watch her dance around naked for bit.. NSFW.. http://www.beerandshots.com/celebrities/carolyn-murphy/carolyn-murphy-sex-tape.php She's kinda cute..Now that I've seen her dance naked, she's also kinda fuckin weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 she sorta looks old..and hairy (unless what im seeing is water instead of light blonde hairs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 awesome....another model who looks exactly like the last 50,000 models, strippers, actresses, etc. ive seen. cute and imperfect is way better than "hot". p.s.- maxim is for fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Maxim is ghey..Why do you bring it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 i dont know. i was looking through one the other day....a top 100 or some dumb shit....and all the models were just tiny variations of each other. then its 20 pages of waxing and ultra-hetero articles about the die hard trilogy and how to talk girls into anal sex. actually, none of that was really in magazine but it may as well have been. anyway....that picture just made me think of what people that read maxim regard as attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 There's a fucking song on my radio right now called, "I love Nascar"..It's a spin-off of that song "I love this Bar.".. Vroomm, Vrroooom, Vroooom I lovvve Nasss-Carrrr" Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 I would never subscribe to a magazine like Maxim, but it is great bathroom reading material..We've got a bout 50 of those fuckers in the bathroom here at work. Good jokes, good looking women, and some generally interesting articles.. I hate to take a stand for Maxim, but when I sit on the pot it makes my day..ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 DUDE MY TASTES ARE WAAAAAY TOO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING TO REGARD THAT GENERIC CHICK ATTRACTIVE. Gimme a fucking break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 indeed i am way too awesome and good looking to find that woman attractive in any way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Except for the tattoo somewhere near her vagina..Now, that's SEXY!@!!@ Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 teh lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 What is it? You don't like women or women dancing naked on camera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 DUDE MY TASTES ARE WAAAAAY TOO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING TO REGARD THAT GENERIC CHICK ATTRACTIVE. Gimme a fucking break. point missed. im not saying shes unattractive. just that looking at homogenized models is fairly boring to me....and not really what i, personally, would consider attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 What is it? You don't like women or women dancing naked on camera? im flull blow gay actually....so yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 of course she's hot..but she looks like a fucking worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 That video sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 She should have done the worm. That would have been worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 point missed. im not saying shes unattractive. just that looking at homogenized models is fairly boring to me....and not really what i' date=' personally, would consider attractive.[/quote'] DUDE MY TASTES ARE WAAAAAY TOO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING TO REGARD THAT GENERIC CHICK ATTRACTIVE. Gimme a fucking break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 is that really her? who is she anyways? I like maxim. I wouldnt buy one but if its there i read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 alright mams. you win. im an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 im flull blow gay actually....so yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 She should have done the worm. That would have been worth watching. for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Yeah, fuck Maxim. I've been reading GQ since I was nine, and it's way better. Maxim is for college kids who can't get laid. But it does make for good bathroom reading material, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I certainly do fucking win. Always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 You have Amps..It's clear that you will always be victorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 i want bubb rubb and slick rick together on a track with that chick dancing in the background. mammero could show up and shit on someone's chest, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 No thanks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 i find her quite sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 People who read Maxim, in my experience, also wear Axe Deodorant and therefore, should be disemboweled and burned alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 every time i see this thread i keep thing "charlie murphy sex tape? wtf!" then realise my dyslexia's playing up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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