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Cardboard Cat

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Oct 22, 2003.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    The public at large is gullible and unsuspecting.

    Behold, a new way to while away those periods of time when you're tired of hitting your gf or when dropping cinderblocks from freeway overpasses onto cars just to "see what happens" becomes passe'

    Cardboard Cat

    You will need...

    1.A piece of cardboard
    2.A black marker
    3.Some tape
    4.A lawn chair and your intoxicant of choice (beer, pills, meth, glue on a rag, etc...)

    -Take your marker and draw the outline of a black cat on the cardboard (Don't forget your fill-in!)
    -Cut your Cardboard cat out
    -Cut out some supports and tape them to the back of your cat so it stands up
    -Place cardboard cat in the street where cars come by on a frequent basis (such as the street in front of your house)
    -Set up your lawn chair in an inconspicuous position and proceed to get loaded

    The fun is watching cars come along and stop for cardboard cat or just swerve out of the way. Kinda like dropping a department mannequin from a freeway overpass (See movie The Good Son) but with way less potential for total and utter disaster.

    Post your fav ways to while away time in a deviant fashion (such as going down to the dump to plug seagulls and rats with a .22 for example)
  2. jenoz

    jenoz Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2003 Messages: 431 Likes Received: 0
    1.)find an old purse or smal handbag
    2.)take a shit in it
    3.)put a few random things in the pirse such as a pen, afew pennies, gum wrapers
    4.) go to the local convenience or corner store if not near one find a pay phone that gets used
    5.) plac e bag near phone or corner of store so it looks like some one forgot it.6.)have fun watching people get a hand full of shit when they reach in it looking for treasure
  3. bar101e

    bar101e Guest

    ummm..dude, that works for a bag filled with sand too, people just dont want to hit shit in thier car, period, i remeber reading a story about these kids cruising around on the freeway and they saw this huge box, being retards they decided to tear through it for a laugh, turns out there was a fucking fridge inside it that had fallen off a truck.how many laughs might you get with that one...none im guessing.
  4. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Well, my option is for people with a little imagination and ingenuity. I tell ya what would get some laughs....maybe watching you and your "DARE to keep kids off drugs" attitude standing in for cardboard cat. But cars probably wouldn't swerve much less stop. I probably wouldn't.

    I bet you were one of those student crossing guards or hall monitors that took their post a little too seriously back in the day. Oh, wait, you still do. Loser!
  5. AevOne718

    AevOne718 Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 206 Likes Received: 0
    When I used to live in Brooklyn my friend stole a massive tackle box from the bay. He gave it to me.

    1. Take 8 pound test fishing line.
    2. Fill 2 liter soda bottle with candy, mice, legos, and pennies (Mostly legos and pennies).
    3. Tie a 5 meter line on both bottles.
    4. Put one on a parked car then go across the street and put the other on the parallel car.
    5. Hide.

    It is much much more fun than it sounds.
  6. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    HAHAHAHAH, Im gonna do this.
  7. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    i got in some heat for acting like i was going to shoot myself in a bank parking lot once. good times.
  8. AevOne718

    AevOne718 Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 206 Likes Received: 0
    Oh shit, I forgot my favorite pasttime.

    It's beautiful. I mean, it really is, because it is an instant cure for boredom.

    Can of peaches, ketchup(or like condiments), cup of coffee, soda, nail polish, paint can, etc... MAKE CARS RUN OVER THEM. I mean... it's like instinct.
  9. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
  10. bar101e

    bar101e Guest

    yeah, your right man, absolutely fucking brilliant."the cardboard cat" you are a goddamn genius.
    "WOW!, it looks soooo real!"
  11. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Go to kitchen, prepare 1 pot full of extremely strong coffee. Pour a cup add lots of milk so it is 'Glugable' and sugar to taste (the more the better for the sugar rush).
    Drink and repeat till there is no coffee left.
    See how you feel. Maybe then smoke a cigarette and go for a RUN to the shops...
  12. WISE

    WISE Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2001 Messages: 526 Likes Received: 0
    I used to live in a part of town that was full of bums, and my street was like the hangout. We used to tape a dollar bill to some fishing line and set on our porch and get loaded watching the bums chase after it. most of them wouldn't realize it was on a string until we had pulled it all the way back up to our porch. One bum took it and put it in his pocket and kaept walking, we just pulled the line and it came right out of his pocket w/o him knowing. 40s + bum fishing = good times
  13. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    You're supposed to put cardboard cat out in the evening or at night jackfuck.
    And yes, you are right, i am a goddamn genius...better recognize bitch!

    post any and all pictures of your own Cardboard Cat and/or results you get from leaving it in the road.
  14. RoofTopKilla

    RoofTopKilla Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 442 Likes Received: 0
    ill just throw my real cats in traffic an see wut happens..............pictures to come later
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Excellent...that's the spirit!