Fox Mulder Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceStoner Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 ahh , I feel for ya man. Same shit happend to me once... it fucking sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 i wonder what was said before editing....dont worry bout it. just make sure it doesnt happen twice or she'll think something's up. uh, i mean, down.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 nah, i just edited misspeslings cause i'm so shitfaced and embarrased tonight. but me and her are still on for tomorrow night so i must have done something right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdreams Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 happens to everyone at least once...if anyone says different they're lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 happened to me twice!! :mad: It fucking sucks man when it happened i wish i had viagra that shit'll get it up in a jiffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder nah, i just edited misspeslings cause i'm so shitfaced and embarrased tonight. but me and her are still on for tomorrow night so i must have done something right... if you fuck up tomorow night you know thats bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 just make sure you don't feel pressured if you fail you will never get laid again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!! your problem is the drugs not a limp dick or your gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 this only happened to me once, it was the day i was going to lose my virginity...so nervouse i couldnt get it up...after that its been alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 hahaha. oh man. just put it out of your mind. if you dwell on it, youre gonna be giving her the ol' soft serve everytime. just get into it, get excited, and go zen master, white out your mind, otherwise it's.......... J-E-LL-O! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 a while ago, i was on a shit load of antidepressants and it began to become a problem. seriously, you dont think about shit like this, or think about how much it effects you, until it happens. you're so used to just getting hard every time the wind blows, that when all of a sudden you cant, it's like.. heyyyyy, WTF? but yeah, chalk it up to the drugs, get off it an you should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder i enter her How poetically PC of you. So far I haven't had this problem, but I know it will inevitably happen one day. I just make sure I keep duct tape and a pencil (unsharpened) handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 when i smoked weed for the first time, i wanted to call this girl up and tell her i was jerking off as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Happened to me once... cause I didn't wanna bang the girl anyway. Then she got me boldly trashed some 8 months later and I ended up fucking her and her friend... only to pass out halfway through. Somewhere in time I must've fought Mike Tyson... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 I’m glad I’m not the only one…it’s happened to me a total of three times to three different girls. I ended up getting a second chance with two of ‘em. The key is to not think about it, or you’ll get performance anxiety, and it won’t happen again. But for real, you should pack a blue pill in your wallet just in case. If you’re really worried, that is. And eat her out good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 get you some new levitra, cheaper than viagra and it works better viagra was originally for little babies who were born premature, it was for respatory disfunction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 didnt think VIAGRA and RESPRITAORY DYSFUNCTION could ever be linked together.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Telo didnt think VIAGRA and RESPRITAORY DYSFUNCTION could ever be linked together.. yeah, its odd huh? they found out it gave erections, so they used it for that, but they are tryin to use it again in babies for respratory disfunction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 It happens to the best of us. :mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 I am 100% sure it was the 'white lady'. If I even see 'her', my balls immediately pull up and try to get back inside. If I can still get it up, there's no way I'm going to finish. Add booze to the mix and there's no fucking way it's going to work. If there's a visable physical change, and there usually is, just imagine the havoc going on inside. yikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro I just make sure I keep duct tape and a pencil (unsharpened) handy. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL you will never get laid again You shoulda just told her to put your dick in her mouth some more, that probably would've worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 that shit does suck. its happened to the best of us though, heh. for the most part its all in your head, you just gotta chill the fuck out. in my experience anything white usually doesnt help too much either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 ahh don't sweeat it man. hahahahhaha at mam's dick splint and wittys Soft Serve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 i could understand not being abel to get it up in the first place, but you already started, how the hell did you go soft??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 stay off the white knight of doom...it only leads to limp penises and girls wearing jncos and mudvayne shirts dancing to sisqo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 i fucked missy elliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinDigital Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Mannnnn foxmulder... i feel you completely! About a month ago... i go out partying and start eating norcos... then i start snorting oxycontin and pop a few valiums. i drink a few glasses of wine and then i break out the pretty... i start doing lines, and the next thing i know im in bed with the girl of my dreams... this goregeous asian punk rock girl and shes getting me naked. we make out and everything is well... and she goes down on me, i go down on her, then i grab the condom... slide it on and get into her and she starts riding me... i feel it DIE inside of her. WORST shit ever! i dont even know how to explain the embarassment. she understood and told me she'd take a raincheck... but still... fuckin sucked. i crawled out of her bed went into her bathroom and snorted more oxycontin, then came back and passed out next to her. needless to say... we dont talk much. that shit sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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