Kr430n5_666 Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 THANK YOU CANADA FOR IGNITING YOURSELF YOU MOTHERFORNKORS. hahahahaha im just kidding...but i'm not lying here... the Northern US is very murky....its like...fog...but...it isnt...and why does it smell like fire? oh wait...its smoke. hahahha. somewhere in canada, there is a fire and there is smoke all over the place here. the sun was very unbright and peach colored. the whole day today was light gray and boring. the sky is a purplish red and i hear sun rise is going to display a red sky...i'm going to be awake for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Yesterday I could smell burning wood everywhere (in Toronto, 900 kilometres from the Quebec fire). Today I had trouble breating period. Yesterday, the sky was wierd, and it was mad smoggy, as I could look out from my buddy's 14th floor both yesterday and today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 The fire is in northern Alberta. Towns are having to be evacuated..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 anyways, we get fucked up from the American mid-west (around there, at least) industrial area. The 44th parallel or whatever doesn't stop your pollution from fucking us up. Admittedly, some parts of Northern Ontario aren't too healthy, but we do get some shit from the American areas. Who cancelled Kyoto? That president Pistol loves, right?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 8, 2002 Author Share Posted July 8, 2002 haha shit this is crazy. what was hte cause of the fires? heat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 I'm pretty sure it's heat. Forest fires so most likely...... It might even be out for all I know..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FameWhore Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 ya northern alberta i know, i can almost see the flames....actually i cant but its a figure of speech so hey, but ya im real close to it and it does suck ass:mad: :heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 haha shit this is crazy. what was hte cause of the fires? heat? irony:) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Quebec is burning, though. i saw and felt it yesterday. 900 kms away, and i couldn't smoke a spliff in comfort:mad: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 maybe youll all have to move to alaska! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 thats a pretty big fire there eh? burn canada burn! muhuhahahaa! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 spray some Maple syrup on all that timber. muhuahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 i think my pants are on fire eh? yea whats that all aboot? i dunno eh? muhuhahahaa :lol: but i really hope none of the kids in the hall are harmed in this fire oh wait they were probably smart enough to move into the US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 blame canada:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 i always do^^^^^^ canada or "the alcohol made me do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 yeah. the smoke made boston all hazy. damn you canada! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 http://www.bcweblinks.com/canadians.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/police-chief.jpg'> "taste like burning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 things that DONT hit Canada... Mud Slides Hurricanes Massive floods (except for the Red River) Killer Bees and lets not forget... Jumbo Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Originally posted by Armenhammer http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/police-chief.jpg'> "taste like burning" http://www.simpsonslibrary.com/ralph.jpg'> You idiot, I said that! http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/images/011502/cletus.gif'> "What are ya? Some kinda moron?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 let me be the first to say "GOOD!" burn canada burn. whoever set fire to that wasteland....i am eternally grateful. lets just hope that all your precious pine trees or maple trees or whatever you fucking idiots have up there is completely gone. then your precious economy thats one million percent based on logging (because your all gay lumberjacks...) fails and then you have to rely on the illegal beaver trade on the black market to even scrape by. but your just going to eating burnt pine needles so fuck you. and fuck your stupid canadian spring water. fuck you. on an interesting side note, i believe im going on a road trip in august and we're going to canada i think (if theres anything left of course...muuuahahahahahaha...is it worth riding toronto? any good parks there?....bah). tyler out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 what do you mean by parks? skate parks, or wildlife reserves? the park by my house has a bench in the shade. mad 40s get downed there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 parks made of cement that can be used for people on a skateboard or bicycle. im sure even the backwards ass land of canada where people where hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people has a few of them. just look at nicaruagua. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 yeah, I sorta live right near one. It ain't bad. I guess we're really backards, 'cuz we don't have too many skateparks in Toronto, although I hear there are good ones here and there outside of Toronto. But it is a wicked city, still. Nice girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/coast-guard-gun.jpg'> Don't worry America! The Coast Guard will protect us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dot. Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 there are sweet skate parks all over the 'nuck. but there's a general unwritten rule that they don't allow neurotic amercian machismo heads to even come near them... how you ask, can they do that...well, we have very protective police dogs at all the gates that smell to see if you smell like the forest fire smoke...if you do and can't answer in the form of a reverse question, eh, then no skate for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 i was in yankee stadium yesterday wondering what that smell and "fog" was. turns out it was canada. on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 i noticed it was golden outside during the day yesterday and i noted in my head my boy from la said shit was like that over in la, with the golden look to the sky and shit and i thought "hey thats odd, but its fuckin all pretty and shit im blushing look at those golden rays of sun" and then i find out its cause or northern neighbors set fire to themselves, and it made the sky all that more beautiful to me... you fuckin drunken lumberjacks eh? tyler durden, holla at these hosers what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 whatever guys... american firefighting brilliance.... Man held over biggest forest fire in Arizona Arsonist nabbed may be Bureau of Indian Affairs firefighter LOS ANGELES - A man believed responsible for starting the first of two huge forest fires that have merged and are raging through the east of the state of Arizona in the United States has been arrested. But the Arizona Republic newspaper, citing a federal source it did not identify, reported on its website that the man is a Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) firefighter. If confirmed, he will be the second government-linked employee accused of starting a fire. In Colorado, US Forest Service employee Terry Barton has already been charged with starting a blaze last month, which has burned more than 28,400-ha, destroyed at least 133 homes and cost more than US$29 million (S$51 million) to fight. The 38-year-old Barton, a seasonal employee with the Forest Service who has since been fired, pleaded innocent to four charges, including arson, in the blaze south-west of Denver. at least we dont set fires because we're unemployed firefighters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 oh no zesto if your canadien my last remark wasnt aimed at you, it was aimed at all of you har har and ill be the first to tell you how dumb americans can be some guy, went over to some other dudes house he met on the internet so he could cut his balls off well he went over there, his internet homeboy cutted his balls off and sewed him up. so he goes off on his merry way and a stitch that was holding his non existant nuts together busted and then he like passed out on the side of the road and got taken into the hospital blah blah blah they prolly thought he was laying on the side of the road shot, but.... anyways, im pretty sure thats how that went down but im just trying to make a point, no matter how much i bash you and your lumberjack mothers, its doesnt make me think i or anyone else in the usa is better than you, im just trying to feel good about myself and through cheap thrills try boosting my low self esteem, but that doesnt mean i like ya :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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