Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 This last week has pissed the hell out of me, seems like my house doesnt like me anymore. +Monday http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/broken/crapper.jpg'> I opened the window above the crapper and went to the kitchen after one sec i heard a loud sound...the wind pushed a mini moet bottle, the bottle fell on the side of the crapper, and broke a big piece out... i didnt realise that the whole body of the crapper has holes and inner 'pipes' on the inside for good circulation of flash water. When i tried to diagnose the situation, i released the niagara falls to see whats up..looking upclose on the damaged part...the result was to get my face wet as the water came loose from everydirection.... Clean face, mopping and repair the damage with plasteline and tape +Thursday http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/broken/wall.jpg'> I had the house painted after 7 years last week, it was looking good until something happened and there was no power in half the house... i called the technitian and he said that because a great deal of electric applainces (AC/clothes and dish wasing machine/TV/5 lights/stereo) running the system got overheated and at some point the cables must have melted....only way to fix that, is to open the little boxes hidden on the walls and take out the cables till you find the problem..then replace the damaged part. problem fixed...50 euros and 3 awesome holes in the walls of my living room. +Friday http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/broken/socket.jpg'> The lady that cleans here once a week decided that she was very bored to walk to the socket and unplug the vacuum, so she pulled the fuckin cable from 3 meters away...the result was to rip out the whole socket and crack the wall.(just painted btw) +Sunday http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/broken/door.jpg'> I had a fight with my girl, after she left i punched the door...a nice hole there...*personal note: punch the walls, not the doors +Today http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/broken/tv.jpg'> Trying to relax in front of the TV, after a small bling sound, it started transmitting only in reds and blues...its six months old SO, theres something wrong in here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Poor Tesseract. Chin up homie.... it's statistically impossible for things to suck for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 http://www.darkpersonalities.com/neworleans/voodoo10.jpg'> ^ the voodoo shrine I built to curse tesseract ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 a few things: must be nice having a cleaning lady.. and.. you are a high puncher.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 in the medetreanian, things break alot. well here they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 holy shit i bet u were so pissed u wunted to strangle sumthing living until it no longer moves:o try it it's fun:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/skull.jpg'> Having a cleaning lady is good, things do break alot, it wasnt exactly a direct punch, but i couldnt find a better word..."real angry knock' may be it:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 do a cleansing ritual, you might have some undesirable forces within your house. i did not write the ritual, but doing it in ur house is my idea. im not sure how effective it is, as with all rituals you can make your own. the goal is to banish whatever is bothering ur househould using your energy and power. House Cleansing By: David Piper ************************************************************************ _Banishing And Sealing Ritual For The Home_ To be performed during at the New Moon, but may be performed at any time in need. You will need a new white Candle (any size with holder), small bowls for Water and Salt, and a large bowl of water as well, and the censer and an appropriate incense. (Choose one that brings to your mind qualities you wish to have in your home.) Banishing Ritual: Meditate for a few moments on the task ahead; then make a brief invocation to the Goddess and the God, asking for Their Aid and Power in the Work you will do. Light the white candle in its holder, and charcoal in the censer (or an incense stick may be used instead). Consecrate Water and Salt in the usual way. Consecrate the water in the bowl in the same manner, but do not add Salt; place this bowl in the center of the room. Take the consecrated Water, elevate it to North, and say, "In the name of (Goddess) and (God) I banish with Water and Earth." Sprinkle the Water lightly widdershins around the perimeter of the room. Bless the incense, then elevate the censer (or incense stick) to North, and say, "In the name of (Goddess) and (God) I banish with Fire and Air." Cense the perimeter of the room widdershins. Take the Candle and cast a Banishing Earth Pentagram at North. (Draw the Pentagram with the censer or incense stick, starting from the bottom left point up to the top point, and so forth.) As you cast the Pentagram say, "With this Sign I banish ye, foul shades of the (Quarter)! Let this home be freed of your baneful influences!" Then go widdershins around the perimeter of the room, casting a Banishing Pentagram at each Quarter beginning at the West and ending back at North, repeating the above at each Quarter. (Do not repeat it again at North.) Now turn and face the center of the room, where the bowl of water sits. With your hands, draw any negative energy or vibrations remaining, and cast them into the water in the bowl by flicking or snapping your fingers at it. Repeat this action until you are satisfied the room is cleansed. Do not touch the water in the bowl, as it is being filled with the negative forces you are eliminating. Move the consecrated Water, the Salt, the Incense, the Candle, and the bowl of water (being careful not to spill it) into each room in your home and repeat this ritual. After banishing every room in the home (including bathroom, closets, pantry, etc.) you have finished. Empty the large bowl of water into running water (a sink or toilet will do). Wash the bowl thoroughly with cold water, scrubbing with some of the consecrated Salt. Sealing Ritual: Take all the Elemental substances used in the Banishing Ritual (Salt, consecrated Water, wax drippings from the Candle, and ashes from the Incense) and mix them into a paste. Using your forefinger, use the mixture to draw an Invoking Fire Pentagram at each opening leading outside the home (the doors and the windows - and even the water pipes, if you should feel the need) while concentrating on the Intention of protecting your home from outside influences. (Draw the Pentagram from the top point to the bottom right, and so forth. Form the Star so that it is point up, or point out, as appropriate.) You may make two Stars at each opening if you wish - one on the sill or threshold, and the other on the door or window itself. Remember that Intent is the key to success in this, as in all magickal operations; going through the motions without Will brings no results. 3305 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 BE GONE EVIL SPIRITS I HAVE SPOKEN LET IT BE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 i hate it when i "real angry knock" my door at dikembe mutombo height. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/danger.jpg'> Danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 +Today(tue) The tv cure it self, but... The washing mashine stopped workin, its full of water to... ghhm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 voodoo man http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/11894/p/184907_420956187376574331_v.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 hey cheer up tesser atleast you havent gotten sick from the hotdogs... yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Tess, hang in there, i know the feeling, my new TV broke too. Well, I guess that means more 12oz, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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