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Can i pull some voodoo shit on my crib?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Feb 17, 2003.

  1. This last week has pissed the hell out of me,
    seems like my house doesnt like me anymore.

    I opened the window above the crapper and went to the kitchen
    after one sec i heard a loud sound...the wind pushed a mini moet bottle,
    the bottle fell on the side of the crapper, and broke a big piece out...
    i didnt realise that the whole body of the crapper has holes and inner 'pipes' on the inside for good circulation of flash water.
    When i tried to diagnose the situation, i released the niagara falls to see
    whats up..looking upclose on the damaged part...the result was to get my face wet as the water came loose from everydirection....
    Clean face, mopping and repair the damage with plasteline and tape

    I had the house painted after 7 years last week, it was looking good until something happened and there was no power in half the house...
    i called the technitian and he said that because a great deal of electric applainces
    (AC/clothes and dish wasing machine/TV/5 lights/stereo)
    running the system got overheated and at some point the cables must have melted....only way to fix that,
    is to open the little boxes hidden on the walls and take out the cables till you find the problem..then replace
    the damaged part. problem fixed...50 euros and 3 awesome holes in the walls of my living room.

    The lady that cleans here once a week decided that she was very bored
    to walk to the socket and unplug the vacuum, so she pulled the fuckin
    cable from 3 meters away...the result was to rip out the whole socket and crack the wall.(just painted btw)


    I had a fight with my girl, after she left i punched the door...a nice hole there...*personal note: punch the walls, not the doors

    Trying to relax in front of the TV, after a small bling sound, it started transmitting only in reds and blues...its six months old

    SO, theres something wrong in here...
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,128 Likes Received: 76
    Poor Tesseract. Chin up homie.... it's statistically impossible for things to suck for ever.
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2

    ^ the voodoo shrine I built to curse tesseract !
  4. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    a few things:
    must be nice having a cleaning lady..
    you are a high puncher..
  5. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    in the medetreanian, things break alot. well here they do.
  6. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
    holy shit

    i bet u were so pissed u wunted to strangle sumthing living until it no longer moves:eek:

    try it it's fun:idea:
  7. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/skull.jpg'>

    Having a cleaning lady is good,
    things do break alot,
    it wasnt exactly a direct punch, but i couldnt find
    a better word..."real angry knock' may be it:eek:
  8. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    do a cleansing ritual, you might have some undesirable forces within your house. i did not write the ritual, but doing it in ur house is my idea.
    im not sure how effective it is, as with all rituals you can make your own. the goal is to banish whatever is bothering ur househould using your energy and power.

    House Cleansing
    By: David Piper

    _Banishing And Sealing Ritual For The Home_

    To be performed during at the New Moon, but may be performed at any time
    in need.

    You will need a new white Candle (any size with holder), small bowls for
    Water and Salt, and a large bowl of water as well, and the censer and an
    appropriate incense. (Choose one that brings to your mind qualities you
    wish to have in your home.)

    Banishing Ritual:

    Meditate for a few moments on the task ahead; then make a brief
    invocation to the Goddess and the God, asking for Their Aid and Power in
    the Work you will do.

    Light the white candle in its holder, and charcoal in the censer (or an
    incense stick may be used instead).

    Consecrate Water and Salt in the usual way.

    Consecrate the water in the bowl in the same manner, but do not add
    Salt; place this bowl in the center of the room.

    Take the consecrated Water, elevate it to North, and say,

    "In the name of (Goddess) and (God)
    I banish with Water and Earth."

    Sprinkle the Water lightly widdershins around the perimeter of the room.

    Bless the incense, then elevate the censer (or incense stick) to North,
    and say,

    "In the name of (Goddess) and (God)
    I banish with Fire and Air."

    Cense the perimeter of the room widdershins.

    Take the Candle and cast a Banishing Earth Pentagram at North. (Draw
    the Pentagram with the censer or incense stick, starting from the bottom
    left point up to the top point, and so forth.) As you cast the
    Pentagram say,

    "With this Sign I banish ye, foul shades of the (Quarter)!
    Let this home be freed of your baneful influences!"

    Then go widdershins around the perimeter of the room, casting a
    Banishing Pentagram at each Quarter beginning at the West and ending
    back at North, repeating the above at each Quarter. (Do not repeat it
    again at North.)

    Now turn and face the center of the room, where the bowl of water sits.

    With your hands, draw any negative energy or vibrations remaining, and
    cast them into the water in the bowl by flicking or snapping your
    fingers at it. Repeat this action until you are satisfied the room is
    cleansed. Do not touch the water in the bowl, as it is being filled
    with the negative forces you are eliminating.

    Move the consecrated Water, the Salt, the Incense, the Candle, and
    the bowl of water (being careful not to spill it) into each room in
    your home and repeat this ritual.

    After banishing every room in the home (including bathroom, closets,
    pantry, etc.) you have finished. Empty the large bowl of water into
    running water (a sink or toilet will do). Wash the bowl thoroughly
    with cold water, scrubbing with some of the consecrated Salt.

    Sealing Ritual:

    Take all the Elemental substances used in the Banishing Ritual (Salt,
    consecrated Water, wax drippings from the Candle, and ashes from the
    Incense) and mix them into a paste.

    Using your forefinger, use the mixture to draw an Invoking Fire
    Pentagram at each opening leading outside the home (the doors and the
    windows - and even the water pipes, if you should feel the need) while
    concentrating on the Intention of protecting your home from outside
    influences. (Draw the Pentagram from the top point to the bottom right,
    and so forth. Form the Star so that it is point up, or point out, as
    appropriate.) You may make two Stars at each opening if you wish - one
    on the sill or threshold, and the other on the door or window itself.

    Remember that Intent is the key to success in this, as in all magickal
    operations; going through the motions without Will brings no results.

  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  10. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    i hate it when i "real angry knock" my door at dikembe mutombo height. :)
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  12. +Today(tue)

    The tv cure it self, but...
    The washing mashine stopped workin, its full of water to...

  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  14. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    hey cheer up tesser
    atleast you havent gotten sick from the hotdogs... yet
  15. Tess, hang in there, i know the feeling, my new TV broke too.
    Well, I guess that means more 12oz, lol