By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

call the plumber

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kaesthebluntedwonder, Mar 4, 2002.

  1. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    one of the shower knobs leaks when you turn it shut, so you have to slowly turn it the other way until it stops. but not everybody here knows that, i think only 2 people including myself. its always on and its just wasting water and pisses me off. that and the fact that the lights here are left on 24/7. just seems like a lot of h2o and elecity being wasted, so i try to conserve as much as i can but i doubt it makes a difference.
    man, the worst was about 2 weeks ago, i put my roomates chinese food in the other fridge outside our room, not knowing that it was unplugged, so when we started the massive cleaning efforts i came across it and it smelled so bad i swear i would get brain damage from it somehow. people just dont care around here, but things have been a little cleaner lately, still dirty but not as bad as it used to be.
  2. Ralph Wiggum

    Ralph Wiggum Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2001 Messages: 138 Likes Received: 0
    Plumber: Looks like you got a leak.
    Marge: Could you start fixing it pretty soon? The basement is getting awfully flooded. And I think the cat's down there.
    [Snowball II meows underwater]
    Plumber: Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today -- which I won't.
    Marge: Oh, dear.
    [his pager beeps; he looks, it shows "Low Battery"]
    Plumber: Hmm, emergency call. Gotta go. [starts to leave]
    Homer: What should we do until you get back?
    Plumber: Ehh, put a pan down there.
    [Homer puts down a pan; it floats away]
    Homer: Awww, it didn't work!
  3. NATO

    NATO Guest

    ha ha
  4. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    umm yeah okay thats grrrrrrrrreat ( tony the tiger style)
  5. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    i used to love frosted flakes till they got power hungry and created frosted coco flakes..those sucked.