duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 shiiiiiiiiiit. holidays snuck right the fuck up on me this year. what the fuck am i gonna get for the dumpling's xmas gift? help! here's some pics of the dumpling for inspiration. and some background info to help as well: she's chinese. she likes health and beauty care stuff. she likes fashion and clothes and bags and shoes and shit but she's too lazy to shop. she works in a nail salon. ummm... i mean, the girl is already blessed in that she's lucky enough that i lay the pipe for her, what more could she need??? c'mon 12oz. help me out. i know you all want to see what kind of half jewish half chinese retard babies i can make with this chick, help me keep her. :china: :rudolph: :china: :rudolph: :china: :rudolph: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 ok.... how about some american shoes that arent available in china. get her some custom clothing... i got my ex a belt buckle that said pussy and some custom made underwear from victorias secret. if shes into tattoos get her some tattoo time.. a gift that will last longer than life. if shes worth alot to you how about a trip to your home town.. this may be alot of money I dont know haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 a five pound bag of rice hoouahaha best dildo ever by the way, metallix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 american shoes would be dope, but its a little late for that. custom clothing sounds interesting. i'm not sure she'd be down for a "pussy" belt buckle tho... she's more into mickey mouse... tattoos NOT happening. not her style. i bought both of my x's ink tho. funny you mentioned that. a trip to the states... i don't think the US gov't will let her ass in unless i put a ring on her finger... and thats a little too much for me to deal with this xmas. thanks for the advice, muffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 see, this is why, as a boyfriend, your ninja skills have to be 'on' all the time. anytime you are randomly looking at stuff with your girl and she says, 'oh thats cute", or, "i loooove this", you have to bust out your mental pencil and notebook and write that in there. here's where the ninja skills come in and where girls get tough. you have to be able to decipher what was an idle comment and what will be a true heartfelt "he was paying attention and really loves me" thing. as usual, i'm no real help at all. :idea: you said she's more into mickey mouse.... get her hello kitty underwear. there must be a gang of that in hk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 yeah effyoo, you're right. she's probably droppin clues left and right and i missed em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 just blame it on the stress that your shitty coworkers are placing on you. when all else has failed, i've bought jewlery. just know if she prefers gold, white gold, platinum, or whatever. just don't get a ring! that might be misinterpreted. another idea: i bet she would love some dangly earrings that were white gold with diamonds. you know those ones that have 3 strings and are aout 2 inches long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Tips from the master. PS - Nice sig hahaha..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 even better, some Mickey Mouse earrings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 woah you don't know what to get your girlfriend for christmas? at least make her something. and also buy her something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 oh i should make SOMETHING for her and buy SOMETHING for her? why didn't i think of that?!?!?! you've been a huge help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 get her a 12oz shirt and a trucker hat with a knightbat logo on the front! you can BUY her the shirt, and MAKE her the hat! ;) mmm, dumplings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 the dumpling was looking over my shoulder the other night while i was on 12oz, and she asked me about the knightbats. i did my best to explain... i can't even explain the look i got. it was like a perfect mix of confusion, shame and pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 hahaha but, i think metallix has the best idea so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 i like it, but she's not really the dildo type. i'm working on that tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOL With Jesus Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Eh... -Take her out for a nice dinner (then again..you probably already do that, so .. ) -She's into fashion.. I know its impersonal but could you go the way of a gift certificate to a store she likes ?- This ensure's 2 things - She get's to choose her gift, so you know she will like it - you dont have to put in much effort. - Get her some time at a Spa ... some women seem to like that. - Any book's that she has an interest in? -Music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 yeah, spa is good. she'd like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 dude, i'm telling you, some long dangly earrings. they will go perfectly with her hairstlye. ok. i'll report to the ask a gay dude thread now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Originally posted by LOL With Jesus@Dec 13 2004, 03:16 AM I know its impersonal but could you go the way of a gift certificate to a store she likes Quoted post yeah it is impersonal, if youre gonna go that route atleast buy her something from the store and if she doesnt like it she can return it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Perfect gift? Buy me a plane ticket out there. Trust me she'll enjoy it ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 aw. i'm gonna puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 i dunno, but chicken usually goes with dumplings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 oh yah, and some warm sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 the spa is a really good idea. candles, incense, stuff from the body shop...what girl doesn't like these things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 ^ yeah...most women I know love anything from those bath and body places. that or jewelry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 i agree also with the spa idea. It's easier to just get her a day at a spa instead of stressing out about where to go shop for her. Trust me, if u keep waiting and waiting, tryin to figure out what to buy her, she'll end up not getting her gift until three months later. Sometimes some girls are picky, and something (like perfume or beauty products) might smell nice to u, and make her gag. the gift certificate also sounds very good. It's flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 leg warmers and jager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 you have a lot of montana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 you should ask all her friends. the girl ones in particular. and maybe some of her family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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