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BUYING THE PERFECT XMAS GIFT.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    shiiiiiiiiiit. holidays snuck right the fuck up on me this year. what the fuck am i gonna get for the dumpling's xmas gift? help!

    here's some pics of the dumpling for inspiration.

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    and some background info to help as well:

    she's chinese. she likes health and beauty care stuff. she likes fashion and clothes and bags and shoes and shit but she's too lazy to shop. she works in a nail salon. ummm... i mean, the girl is already blessed in that she's lucky enough that i lay the pipe for her, what more could she need???

    c'mon 12oz. help me out. i know you all want to see what kind of half jewish half chinese retard babies i can make with this chick, help me keep her.



    :china: :rudolph: :china: :rudolph: :china: :rudolph:
     
  2. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  3. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,010 Likes Received: 527
    ok....

    how about some american shoes that arent available in china.

    get her some custom clothing... i got my ex a belt buckle that said pussy and some custom made underwear from victorias secret.

    if shes into tattoos get her some tattoo time.. a gift that will last longer than life.

    if shes worth alot to you how about a trip to your home town.. this may be alot of money I dont know haha
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    a five pound bag of rice hoouahaha



    best dildo ever by the way, metallix
     
  5. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    american shoes would be dope, but its a little late for that.

    custom clothing sounds interesting. i'm not sure she'd be down for a "pussy" belt buckle tho... she's more into mickey mouse...

    tattoos NOT happening. not her style. i bought both of my x's ink tho. funny you mentioned that.

    a trip to the states... i don't think the US gov't will let her ass in unless i put a ring on her finger... and thats a little too much for me to deal with this xmas.


    thanks for the advice, muffs.
     
  6. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    see, this is why, as a boyfriend, your ninja skills have to be 'on' all the time. anytime you are randomly looking at stuff with your girl and she says, 'oh thats cute", or, "i loooove this", you have to bust out your mental pencil and notebook and write that in there.
    here's where the ninja skills come in and where girls get tough. you have to be able to decipher what was an idle comment and what will be a true heartfelt "he was paying attention and really loves me" thing.

    as usual, i'm no real help at all.


    :idea: you said she's more into mickey mouse.... get her hello kitty underwear. there must be a gang of that in hk.
     
  7. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    yeah effyoo, you're right. she's probably droppin clues left and right and i missed em all.
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    just blame it on the stress that your shitty coworkers are placing on you.

    when all else has failed, i've bought jewlery.
    just know if she prefers gold, white gold, platinum, or whatever. just don't get a ring! that might be misinterpreted.
    another idea: i bet she would love some dangly earrings that were white gold with diamonds. you know those ones that have 3 strings and are aout 2 inches long?
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Tips from the master.

    PS - Nice sig hahaha.....
     
  10. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    even better, some Mickey Mouse earrings
     
  11. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 4,936 Likes Received: 0
    woah you don't know what to get your girlfriend for christmas?

    at least make her something.

    and also buy her something.
     
  12. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    oh i should make SOMETHING for her and buy SOMETHING for her?

    why didn't i think of that?!?!?!

    you've been a huge help.
     
  13. roadpig

    roadpig Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 9, 2004 Messages: 4,073 Likes Received: 59
    get her a 12oz shirt and a trucker hat with a knightbat logo on the front!
    you can BUY her the shirt, and MAKE her the hat!

    ;)








    mmm, dumplings
     
  14. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    the dumpling was looking over my shoulder the other night while i was on 12oz, and she asked me about the knightbats. i did my best to explain... i can't even explain the look i got. it was like a perfect mix of confusion, shame and pity.
     
  15. roadpig

    roadpig Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 9, 2004 Messages: 4,073 Likes Received: 59
    hahaha

    but, i think metallix has the best idea so far.
     
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