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Business idea for all you masterbating 12oz entrepeneurs

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by poodikpap-e, Oct 5, 2003.

  1. poodikpap-e

    poodikpap-e New Jack

    Joined: Oct 1, 2003 Messages: 10 Likes Received: 0

    I have a business idea that some of you might be interested in. I have an idea for a P.M.C, which stands for the Personal Masterbation Computer. It's a personal computer dedicated to the nobel purpose of masterbation and self-gratification. I have yet to work out the details, but the main idea is to bundle a variety of packages and features with them computer and then sell them to porn shops nationwide. They then would sell them to their customers. Again, I don't have a spec sheet on the how the systems would be configured, but here are some ideas....

    - RAID storage ---- for storing porn videos in high quality video format

    - Free memberships to online video content providers

    - Retractable rag holder which attaches to the monitor and can be easily concealed

    - porn DVD's preinstalled on the computer
    ( the customer gets to choose which ones )

    I have neither the means nor the time to do this, but if you are interested let me know.


  2. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    I'm not interested in purchasing, but please feel free to consider your idea ripped off, with patent pending.
  3. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    it already exists for both men and women... they're trying to interlink the 2 devices via internet.
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    e's mu wittl witt wullaze!
  5. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Why buy that if I could just buy the porn dvd's at the shop and keep a rag in my desk drawer. I bet its way cheaper.
  6. poodikpap-e

    poodikpap-e New Jack

    Joined: Oct 1, 2003 Messages: 10 Likes Received: 0
    Response 1

    Well it's sort of the same concept as the audio-workstation or the internet-desktop office computer. In other words, using a computer solely for one task. That way you don't fuck it up as easily by installing different apps, etc. As for the porn dvd costs, by putting them on all one machine pre-installed you make the porn easily accessible to the end-user with a click of button. Obviously, this idea is for the hardcore-porn collectors, not for the casual masterbator.

  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    Re: Response 1

    I usually wear a tuxedo...
  8. Kyuzo

    Kyuzo Banned

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 585 Likes Received: 0
    check this out partna, first of all it's masturbate not masterbate get your facts straight dipshit