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Bush Sex Scandel Exposed

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by non-hetero, Sep 2, 2002.

  1. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    anti-first..... I'm a check that out here in just a minute.

    cute.... I don't believe anyone's done that yet.
  3. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    that link isn't on the cnn webste. i gotnothing. you asshole
  4. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    absolutly delicious.
  6. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    'Friends to the end! '
  7. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I had been needing to deleate my cookies, thanks.

    KING BLING Guest

    CHICAGO--Fulfilling a 2,000-year-old promise, Jesus the Christ--returned to earth as a Black man--only to be physically assaulted by Chicago police who said the Son of God fit the description of a burglar wanted in a string of thefts on the north side.

    The Chicago Police Department alerted the area residents that a 5' 10', medium complexion Black man about 30 to 33-years-old, with a thick, short Afro was sought in apparent home invasions occurring near Wrigley Field--home of the Cubs.

    Seeking to "reprove the world of sin", Jesus--sporting baby locks--began his task by trying to identify one of the two billion Christians who follow him. Jesus approached a man of European descent sitting on his front porch. Startled, the man ran into the house immediately and called 911 demanding police apprehend this suspicious looking Black man who had "hair like lamb's wool."

    When police arrived, without any questions, they apprehended "the light of the world." With "feet like fine brass burned in an oven," Jesus was forced to walk down three flights of stairs despite a wound in his side suffered at the end of an officer's stick. While in custody, police said Jesus signed a confession admitting he would return "as a thief in the night."

    In a jail cell, Jesus turned water into wine and fed all the inmates at a Cook County jail with one piece of fish. Chicago Police Superintendent Terry Hilliard still maintained that despite Jesus being the Prince of Peace, police actions were justified. "Jesus resisted arrest. He turned his cheek when struck by an officer, whom interpreted the move as a sign of aggression. They thought he was going for a weapon of some sort. Turns out is was a piece of fish, but the officers had no way of knowing that," said Supt. Hilliard. "They had no choice, but to forcefully apprehend him."

    Pope John Paul II--on a plane leaving from Poland where he attended an annual tribute to the Shrine of the Black Madonna and child--was unavailable at BEAN SOUP TIMES press time.
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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  10. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    did someone say cookies?
  11. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    very clever, motherfucker!
  12. cletus

    cletus Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 28, 2002 Messages: 123 Likes Received: 0
    gliko you bludclart! i just had to restart my computer. deviously clever many people will fall for it.
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    good thing i read replys before i click on links
    but im still interested enough to click it
    but im not going to... i think
  14. Andy Capp

    Andy Capp Guest

    the link that tells you where it's going when you roll over it will explain to you what it does, before you click on it.
  15. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    you can't even spell "scandal".