Guest BROWNer Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 its not cool to laugh at others misfortune(s), but when i heard bush choked on a pretzel chunk i laughed my ass off. he was watching some football...he fainted while choking and smashed his face off something. apparently he was out cold for a minute or so.... he's perfectly okay......so.... cue laughter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 chortle:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 actually, it is cool... the Germans have a word for it, that I will now spell incorrectly... shadenfruede (?) it means harm/joy... that's why 'man hit in the testicles' always wins the America's Funniest Home Videos contests... more to the point, when I heard the news, I wondered what game, and more specifically , what play... was it a bad call? interception? I mean, nobody actually thought Green Bay would lose, right? So, it had to be the Ravens v. Dolphins... still, what play? I imagine him just jawing away and suddenly the tides turn, or his team gets robbed on a play, he takes a little breath before he screams at the TV and then... wakes up a half hour later with a splitting headache and blood on his face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020113/t...faint_dc_1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 ...i guess this morningthey were saying he got rug burn on the face!hahahaha....dick....that and he said although he passed he didnt thinkhe passed out that long, cause his dogs didnt move...yeah probably cause they were to busy laughing themselves...if you aske me, he wasnt watching football, he was watching chris mathews blast the enron scandal....ouch....smile georgie boy....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 catch the birds smash tampa bay...... woah philly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 ...yeah and the gang green get dismantled by the fucking raiders....who the fuck leaves jerry rice open in the corner of an endzone down 7 with a few minutes left in the 4th...tell me dammit who!!!...the jets thats who...r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle chortle:) that's hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 C'mon fellas its not that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 yes, "schadenfroh"...laughing at anothers misfortune... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 ...hahaha....have you guys seen a flcik of it yet?....its a fucking big ole shiner right on the area between the corner of the eye and the temple...fucker took quite a header...way to go georgie boy...atleast he didnt puke and faint on the japanese PM....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 had he shuffled off this mortal coil, at least he would have been memorable for something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 "This condition, combined with his having just eaten a pretzel that he did not swallow properly" oh so thats what they call it nowadays. not swallowing properly. shit and i thought he choked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoremoan Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 its not funny at all you mother fuckers. if he fatally choked i would be laughin. no joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 yeah okay, choked on a pretzel...c'mon now, what really happened? i think he had a heart attack, or something to that extent...and couldn't he just have refered to the "game" he says he was watching to tell how long he was out for? i mean anyone else could have, but this is dubya we're talkin about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 ....... i doubt it had anything to do with a pretzel. ---bush is an alcoholic. ....... i think we will find out sooner or later that the bush presidency was the most corrupted in history. this enron shit,this so called "war on terrorism"...its all gonna be bigger than big willie clinton getting his mack on. im curious what you guys think about bush and enron, or if you guys even know anything about it. i hope there is someone here that stays up to date with politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 ...seriously, one question whens the last time you choked on something and your heart rate went down?...if youre struggling to breathe i dont think your heart rate is going to decrease...i dont give a fuck what kinda disease they say it is....r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 yeh i agree.....i was just watching pbs news, they had a specialist on to talk about choking and what not. i couldnlt quite tell what they were talking about but it sounded like a heaping tablespoon of rhino dung if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 if you fall OFF A COUCH(!) would you really get a bruise on your eye and lip? how high up is this couch?? im sure the president would have some nice 1 1/2 inch carpet. it sounds all like spin to me. now the news is trying to make it sound like EVERYONE chockes on pretzels. now this is my own thought but, i think with all this enron scandal buzz, bush got frustrated/angry/sad and then turned to a bottle for comfort, drank too much, then passed out and hit his head on a hard object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 i herd it on the news to today. i was laughing so hard i choked on my chips. but still amagine what the us would be like if " president bush chokes on a pretzel and dies" . what would we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im elephant. Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 damn. he's still alive? time for plan b. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 saw this today made me smile "we will get those folks responsible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/6315.jpg'> "i play drums" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 too bad he didnt fall into somesort of punchbowl. that would be a really comical death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 I believe them, based on the idea that you wouldn't want that out there even if it was false... he could have said 'bike wreck' or ANYTHING else, so... I'm right back to thinking that he was watching the game, saw that crazy ass interception and a vision of losing the $1500 bet to his brother Jeb ('stupid, no good, dumbhead Jeb') and he lept to his feet to shout at the QB and choked while also getting a head rush ... then, it was cold, and hard... and he opened his eyes and the dogs were just looking at him... I have no trouble envisioning Bush on the Inspector Clouseau tip... I'd be glad to entertain alternante theories... like, maybe he was masturbating and his hand slipped over the tip, causing him to black his own eye... Hmmm... oil rich politician from Texas wins Presidential election using oil money to fund his campaign and touting a 'new groovy plan' for drilling oil out of our nature preserves... connected to the Enron debacle, phhht, get real, maybe in a fantasy world where the potatoEs have eyes and the corn has ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 Originally posted by Smart then, it was cold, and hard... and he opened his eyes and the dogs were just looking at him... *and each other, and sadly shaking their heads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 i think bush was down with the whole enron deal..he was boys with the ceo or whatever..he knew what was going on..bush is a piece of shit..it still amazes me he was elected even though he fucked with the whole election.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 some say he turned to a bottle of so co for co Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 FUNNY TO SEE HOMEBOY WITH A SHINER:beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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