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BUSH CHOKES ON PRETZEL

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Jan 14, 2002.

  1. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    its not cool to laugh at others misfortune(s),
    but when i heard bush choked on a pretzel
    chunk i laughed my ass off.
    he was watching some football...he fainted
    while choking and smashed his face off something.
    apparently he was out cold for a minute or so....
    he's perfectly okay......so....
    cue laughter...
     
  2. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

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  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

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  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    actually, it is cool... the Germans have a word for it, that I will now spell incorrectly... shadenfruede (?) it means harm/joy... that's why 'man hit in the testicles' always wins the America's Funniest Home Videos contests...

    more to the point, when I heard the news, I wondered what game, and more specifically , what play... was it a bad call? interception? I mean, nobody actually thought Green Bay would lose, right? So, it had to be the Ravens v. Dolphins... still, what play?

    I imagine him just jawing away and suddenly the tides turn, or his team gets robbed on a play, he takes a little breath before he screams at the TV and then... wakes up a half hour later with a splitting headache and blood on his face...
     
  5. Comp

    Comp Senior Member

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  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ...i guess this morningthey were saying he got rug burn on the face!hahahaha....dick....that and he said although he passed he didnt thinkhe passed out that long, cause his dogs didnt move...yeah probably cause they were to busy laughing themselves...if you aske me, he wasnt watching football, he was watching chris mathews blast the enron scandal....ouch....smile georgie boy....r
     
  7. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    catch the birds smash tampa bay...... woah philly.
     
  8. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ...yeah and the gang green get dismantled by the fucking raiders....who the fuck leaves jerry rice open in the corner of an endzone down 7 with a few minutes left in the 4th...tell me dammit who!!!...the jets thats who...r
     
  9. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    that's hilarious!!!
     
  10. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

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    C'mon fellas its not that funny.
     
  11. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    yes, "schadenfroh"...laughing at anothers misfortune...
     
  12. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ...hahaha....have you guys seen a flcik of it yet?....its a fucking big ole shiner right on the area between the corner of the eye and the temple...fucker took quite a header...way to go georgie boy...atleast he didnt puke and faint on the japanese PM....r
     
  13. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

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    had he shuffled off this mortal coil, at least he would have been memorable for something
     
  14. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

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    "This condition, combined with his having just eaten a pretzel that he did not swallow properly"

    oh so thats what they call it nowadays. not swallowing properly. shit and i thought he choked
     
  15. whoremoan

    whoremoan Guest

    its not funny at all you mother fuckers. if he fatally choked i would be laughin. no joke.
     
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