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BUSH CHOKES ON PRETZEL

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Jan 14, 2002.

  1. BROWNer

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    BUSH CHOKES ON PRETZEL

    Discussion started by BROWNer - Jan 14, 2002

    its not cool to laugh at others misfortune(s),
    but when i heard bush choked on a pretzel
    chunk i laughed my ass off.
    he was watching some football...he fainted
    while choking and smashed his face off something.
    apparently he was out cold for a minute or so....
    he's perfectly okay......so....
    cue laughter...
     
  2. Big Bruno

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    Big Bruno - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    hahaha.
     
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  3. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    chortle:)
     
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  4. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    actually, it is cool... the Germans have a word for it, that I will now spell incorrectly... shadenfruede (?) it means harm/joy... that's why 'man hit in the testicles' always wins the America's Funniest Home Videos contests...

    more to the point, when I heard the news, I wondered what game, and more specifically , what play... was it a bad call? interception? I mean, nobody actually thought Green Bay would lose, right? So, it had to be the Ravens v. Dolphins... still, what play?

    I imagine him just jawing away and suddenly the tides turn, or his team gets robbed on a play, he takes a little breath before he screams at the TV and then... wakes up a half hour later with a splitting headache and blood on his face...
     
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  6. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    ...i guess this morningthey were saying he got rug burn on the face!hahahaha....dick....that and he said although he passed he didnt thinkhe passed out that long, cause his dogs didnt move...yeah probably cause they were to busy laughing themselves...if you aske me, he wasnt watching football, he was watching chris mathews blast the enron scandal....ouch....smile georgie boy....r
     
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  7. HESHIANDET

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    HESHIANDET - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    catch the birds smash tampa bay...... woah philly.
     
  8. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    ...yeah and the gang green get dismantled by the fucking raiders....who the fuck leaves jerry rice open in the corner of an endzone down 7 with a few minutes left in the 4th...tell me dammit who!!!...the jets thats who...r
     
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  9. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    that's hilarious!!!
     
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  10. George Dubyah Bush

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    George Dubyah Bush - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    C'mon fellas its not that funny.
     
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  11. BROWNer

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    BROWNer - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    yes, "schadenfroh"...laughing at anothers misfortune...
     
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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    ...hahaha....have you guys seen a flcik of it yet?....its a fucking big ole shiner right on the area between the corner of the eye and the temple...fucker took quite a header...way to go georgie boy...atleast he didnt puke and faint on the japanese PM....r
     
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    bodice_ripper - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    had he shuffled off this mortal coil, at least he would have been memorable for something
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    "This condition, combined with his having just eaten a pretzel that he did not swallow properly"

    oh so thats what they call it nowadays. not swallowing properly. shit and i thought he choked
     
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  15. whoremoan

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    whoremoan - Replied Jan 14, 2002

    its not funny at all you mother fuckers. if he fatally choked i would be laughin. no joke.