Tough Love Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 I saw an old hindu dude jerkin it on the bus today it was hella crowded and i was standing/passed out from tiredness above him (dude was sitting down). He was harsh handling his man junk like it was nothing. that shits nasty. (no homo, i did or said nothing to him) anybody got any gross bus stories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 over the years i've seen plenty of people shoot heroin, die from overdoses, piss, shit, vomit, fighting, stabbings, etc etc etc on buses and trains public transport is fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 I was ont he bus late one night on a mission downtown when midway through the ride i heard lot of windows opening in the back and then at the next stop the driver told everyone to get off. I kinda glanced at the back and saw a puddle of what appeared to be somebodies yak. As i got off to walk the rest of the way i heard some dude who was right behind him say "DAMN, i didnt think it was possible for that much to fit into a human stomach!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcohol swab Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 i've seen some sticking of fingers in ass crack and sniff,fights,loud mexicans,some bitch asking my freind if he shit himself for using griffen on the bus,you know the normal shit,good thing i don't use public no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Originally posted by alcohol swab@Sep 16 2005, 03:22 AM i've seen some sticking of fingers in ass crack and sniff Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Wak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Once on my jr.high school bus I was poked in my eye, and it was a really bright day, and when ever the sun hit my eye I would have to squint in order not to let too much light in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 ive seen people puke, fight, get dumped and get drawn on all in one journey. they were all inter-related! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 eyes are sensitive just like testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 when i was in 4th grade, this kid named RJ in 1st grade shit his shorts on the bus. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 I've seen several fights on trains. Some of those were pretty good. The other week, I was fortunate enough to see a crackhead taking a dump next to a bench as I was on the train slowwwwwly pulling out of the station. Thats when you know its going to be a super day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 iv only been on a public transit bus twice. i prefer the train and walking. thats if im not riding my bike, witch is normally faster and alot more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 ///////////////! Check the second paragraph of the first post to read a story about subway jerking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Originally posted by mindvapors@Aug 31 2005, 06:00 PM http://www.flickr.com/photos/94886948@N00/35501732/ Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Once late at night i caught the bus on vaness going down the hill and this philipino dude in the back of the bus was talking to his freinds about some stuff i dont remember, but during the whole entire convrosation he was throwing the n-bomb like it was nobody buissness like "nigga, yesterday i was at this place, and nigga that and nigga blah blah blah" his freinds were clearly not black. so anyways im irritated and most of the black kids on the bus are getting pissed and then one dude says to the philipino guy "hey open that window next to you" and the philipino guy does when the bus stops the black guy gets off the bus and befor the bus takes off i see a fist come through the open window and cracks the philipino guy square on his jaw...then the bus starts driving it was hilarious, the guy was crying on the bus for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 She at I've beat one of on the bus its try'n piss str8 into that cana piss, thats problomatic, but i generaly fuck it out the window with out due care or attention, I like to think it'iht'd some cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Sep 16 2005, 10:06 PM Once late at night i caught the bus on vaness going down the hill and this philipino dude in the back of the bus was talking to his freinds about some stuff i dont remember, but during the whole entire convrosation he was throwing the n-bomb like it was nobody buissness like "nigga, yesterday i was at this place, and nigga that and nigga blah blah blah" his freinds were clearly not black. so anyways im irritated and most of the black kids on the bus are getting pissed and then one dude says to the philipino guy "hey open that window next to you" and the philipino guy does when the bus stops the black guy gets off the bus and befor the bus takes off i see a fist come through the open window and cracks the philipino guy square on his jaw...then the bus starts driving it was hilarious, the guy was crying on the bus for a while. Quoted post thats actually one of the best stories ever,,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 once, in a an empty bus there was this faggot, grabbing his dick and staring at me. I was so drunk I thought it would be a mistake to destroy him so I just made him stop by threatening his life, being very aggressive etc. next moring I wake up and really fucking regret I didn't bash his skull, I still feel extreme anger when I think about it. I generally avoid all violence when I'm drunk, but this time it would've been the greatest thing to do, the best option ever... fucking faggot... I could smell aids in the air, almost caught the gay, etc Edit: the homo grabbed his dick through the pants, didn't flash it or anything...but still :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I bet if there was a blind man on the bus he would have heard the quiet shattering of your pathetically fragile masculinity followed by the gentle rasping sound of your sexuality being ripped to shreds. being very aggressive etc. Did you pin him to the floor of the bus with your powerful upper arms and jam your stiff shaft in his ass you queer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 NO!!!! mercy....please. A straight male can only take this much. I probably cant sleep tonight because of this, really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 american buses sound fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Sorry, couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by gren1 bnc@Sep 17 2005, 06:26 AM american buses sound fucked. Quoted post :haha: come visit a middle pennsylvania township if you wanna see fucked up america. just listen to aesop rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by alcohol swab@Sep 15 2005, 10:22 PM some bitch asking my freind if he shit himself for using griffen on the bus Quoted post Haha, that was a good night. I've seen a group of kids make fun of a crackhead bitch til she started freakin out screamin, then one of the kids just slapped her...funny as hell. I've seen more then a few fights, and I've had my share of crackhead experiences like a nigga tellin me "Muthafuckas lookin at me like I'm a crackhead...nigga, I don't smoke crack, I EAT PUSSY! That shit get you hiiiiiiiiiiiigh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Sep 16 2005, 10:06 PM Once late at night i caught the bus on vaness going down the hill and this philipino dude in the back of the bus was talking to his freinds about some stuff i dont remember, but during the whole entire convrosation he was throwing the n-bomb like it was nobody buissness like "nigga, yesterday i was at this place, and nigga that and nigga blah blah blah" his freinds were clearly not black. so anyways im irritated and most of the black kids on the bus are getting pissed and then one dude says to the philipino guy "hey open that window next to you" and the philipino guy does when the bus stops the black guy gets off the bus and befor the bus takes off i see a fist come through the open window and cracks the philipino guy square on his jaw...then the bus starts driving it was hilarious, the guy was crying on the bus for a while. Quoted post :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Not mine but they represent the bus hopping scene out here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 ...And that's nothing, compared to the early Nineties. I like that top picture, though...imagine ALL the buses like that, and you'll get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by bostonsnewestink+Sep 17 2005, 10:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (bostonsnewestink - Sep 17 2005, 10:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GEEB@Sep 16 2005, 10:06 PM Once late at night i caught the bus on vaness going down the hill and this philipino dude in the back of the bus was talking to his freinds about some stuff i dont remember, but during the whole entire convrosation he was throwing the n-bomb like it was nobody buissness like "nigga, yesterday i was at this place, and nigga that and nigga blah blah blah" his freinds were clearly not black. so anyways im irritated and most of the black kids on the bus are getting pissed and then one dude says to the philipino guy "hey open that window next to you" and the philipino guy does when the bus stops the black guy gets off the bus and befor the bus takes off i see a fist come through the open window and cracks the philipino guy square on his jaw...then the bus starts driving it was hilarious, the guy was crying on the bus for a while. Quoted post :haha: :haha: Quoted post [/b]I smoked a chewie with a MUNI streetcar conductor in the tunnel back in the day...and that kid getting chinchecked through the open window... :haha: Too bad the buses have cameras now...it cuts down on the comedy that I've seen. Shit, now that I'm on the subject, I've got a MILLION funny transit stories...I'll have to remember a few and post 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by shai hulud@Sep 17 2005, 10:45 AM ...And that's nothing, compared to the early Nineties. I like that top picture, though...imagine ALL the buses like that, and you'll get the idea. Quoted post Yeah this was made extremely east by the fact that one of the yards had NO FENCES. Up until about two years ago the bus yard had no fences, one could just walk in and do as they pleased. And thats what happened as ne day someone stole a bus out of there, and to my knowledge it hasnt been recovered. Oh and one day, me and my friend were heading somehwere, and he had is scooter, one of those gas powered ones and the bus driver who looked like a 23 year old dude who would porbably let us destroy the bus if we aksed, told me friend to turn it on and ride it up and down the bus. My friend obliged and since we were the only ones on the we took turns riding it up and down the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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