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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ctrl+alt+del, Jul 12, 2002.

  1. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    i dont tan. i never have. that is, until yesterday.

    baaaaaah. im on fire. yesterday i sat outside with my shirt off (daaaamn sexy) while reading Grapes of wrath. so i was out there ummm id say between 2 and 3 hours. i walk inside and relize just how damn red i am. by the end of the night, i can feel the burn biting at me. its not that it really HURTS, its just really annoying. itd be like if there were millions of ants eating your whole body. And my nipples turned purple!!! that was quite shocking to me when i realized it.

    anyways, the message of this thread is, "tanning" is retarded as fuck. be pale, and be proud. never leave the safety of 12oz. become a mini-makros. oooh. and ive got a meeeean tan line.
  2. BitchAssSlut

    BitchAssSlut Member

    Joined: May 31, 2002 Messages: 376 Likes Received: 2
    my burns turn into tans..

    20 years down the road, i'll realize my method of tanning wasnt very cool.
  3. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    youve got pruple nipples!!!:eek: i didnt know your nipples would change color from a tan.....damm...thats crazy retarded......me i dont get tans......i liek to be as white as i can get...:crazy:
  4. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    see....i hope mine will too. then it MIGHT have been worth it. maybe. id have a pretty wicked tan.

    and the nipples thing...its not like a cool magic trick. it just sucks. they look sick as hell. they are deep dark purple set against red flesh. not attractive. i want my normal nips back.
  5. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    im not tryin to be mean....but you should go run around a grocery store with your top off.....;...or just not do anything i say cause im retarded....
  6. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    man..purple nipples sound cool..i wonder if i could just giv my nipples a tan so i could hav e a pair of purple nipples....ok.....now im not finding this funny..wats wrong.......maybe if they were green!!:crazy:
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    use aloe vera for the burn, it will help you so much.
  8. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    DEE- thanks, thats exactly what another female friend had told me last night. now that im hearing it from a second source ill definitely try it out.

    noezy...you could just color you nipple green?
  9. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    :eek: good i dea.....let me go get my green paint amrker...hehe.,.yay!
  10. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    use the ones that say: soothing formula for sun burns.. which would be the gel, dont get the lotion.. get the gel.. it will feel too damn good on that sun burn

    :: reminising about hawaii ::

    god i'd get so black in the sun....... i get dehydrated easily too, so i'd go home all black and sick with a sun stroke! happened twice! ....man.
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    i got the gel, and i slapped it all over. it feels good, but.... i smell like an otterpop :(

  12. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    totally unrelated, but i just finished that last week. what'd you think of it?
  13. d-town_bomber

    d-town_bomber Veteran Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 7,032 Likes Received: 2