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i swear... i only eat there when im stoned.

 

and i fuggin EAT. im talkin douple whopper w/ cheese, big ass fries, order of onion rings, wearing the crown, munching down hard, loud as a bitch.

 

some of the best times of my life.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

OH my god dude i hATE BK, ITS the nastyest crap fuck gross man. Fuck you all.

 

Indeed.

 

It's all about In N Out. Grass fed fresh beef, store-made fries, ice cream shakes. When you compare that to the shit-laced grain fed processed frozen beef, frozen processed fries, and shakes made from syrup you find at your standard fast food restaurant (mcdonalds, BK, etc...), well, I think In N Out sounds a whole lot better....

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Burger King Rules

 

Rule number one: Don't eat Burger King.

 

Rule number two: If you must eat Burger King, eat only fries. They are safe.

 

Rule number three: Do not, under any circumstances show your penis to the child standing next to you in line.

 

Rule number four: As Humpty suggests, Get busy in the bathroom.

 

Rule number five: Order a Whopper with no meat. It's only .50 cents.

 

Rule number six: Order a Whopper with no bun. It's messy.

 

Rule number seven: see rule number three.

 

Rule number eight: The cardboard crown gives you no right to stand on the table and proclaim "This is my kingdom, all of ye shall bow before me and slurp thy royal Whopper!"

 

Rule number nine: The cardboard crown gives you no right to kick the smaller children out of the "Burger King Fun Zone" so that you and your "Court Jesters" can safely hold mock WWF wrestling tournaments in the inflateable castle.

 

Rule number ten: Ask for an application as you are being escorted out the door. The Management is required by law to give you a copy.

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  • 11 months later...
Guest mikro137
Originally posted by ALLSHITTY

being played? i think not.

 

i gotta put wendy's above burger king, because wendy's has the tripple cheese burger. or as i refer to it, "the if you survive eating this, you'll wish you hadnt.

 

dude the OTK official burger was the wendys tripple cheesburger/w bacon.... this is the most heart clogging makes you pass out type meal ever. and we ate em every day.(how im still alive is up for debate) but nowadays im a vegitarian , so the bk veggie is aok in my book.

 

side note: last time i ate at the king , i did take the good old crown (i needed a hat really really bad) and ended up wearing it to the yard...

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