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bums in your town

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ment2, Aug 24, 2003.

  1. ment2

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    bums in your town

    Discussion started by ment2 - Aug 24, 2003

    drop stories... entertain me.
     
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  2. T E A S E R

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    T E A S E R - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    we have more bums on my fucking neighborhood/surrounding area corners then ive seen in my life. fucking bastards.

    they work them corners like a 9-5 job no shit! i was about to go out there with a big poster board, sit out a lawn chair and a cooler full of cokes and write on my sign:

    "shit i dont got a job so i thought id try this out, you idiots give these guys money all the time, why not me..." (with an arrow pointing to the other bums)

    fucking stupid fucks in my neighborhood...

    ps- the bums in my area are super scam artists, i saw a couple the other day park their 95 red grand cherokee suv' at a near by jack in the box, and then get their "bums outfits" on, and walk to their bridge spot...

    shits out of control.
     
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    Vlad - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    no real bums here

    only drunk greenlanders hustlin` :lol:
     
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  4. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    all the bums in hawaii are hot ass chicks
     
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    caL - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    nothing remotely looking like a bum over here
     
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    _crime_ - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    this one time i went paintin with my boy under a bridge and the local bum was sittin in this little river under the bridge takin a bath fully naked, when he seen us he got up real quick and fell down again...:lol: ...i felt wicked bad for him:lol:
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    Fuck that, those stupid drag rats have no nothing compared to Dallas bums, now Dallas bums..... they aren't even poor or drunk enough to be considered bums. They are crack heads, cons, money handlin fuckers that make your dollars filthy. I've seen them pretend to be drunk. "No, I ain't got a dollar, the last person that does your job asked, and I already gave it to them, next time if you see me, try to ask first and you can get the dollar.... you know your friend is off smoking crack without you?" And they skate off all quick after they see no prospects of success.
     
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    w3ns - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    I work at a convenience store. Extreme hatred for all drunkard bums. NO YOU CANNOT USE MY BATHROOM
     
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    <span style='color:black'>Lots of bums are crafty. I had this one come up to me while i was sittin on my front steps and he went throught this whole speach about how he just got outta prison and was catchin a bus to so and so but he needed to make a few bucks to get a cab cuz the greyhound couldnt take him exactly where he needed to go. The story seemed reasonable but something didnt seem right.

    You just got outta prison. You say you've been there for the past 7 years... Oh yeah... Where did you get those new kicks from? Whats up with that$50 ecko shirt you got on? No buddy i dont have any work for you. I gave him some smokes though.

    I came outside like a week later and saw him pitching the same shit to my neighbors. He had the same old bus ticket and everything. I just looked at him and started shaking my head. He left the hood and never came back.

    Then there is the Quarter man. "Do you have a quarter?" If you walk past him 3 times within 10 minutes he will ask you for a quarter everytime. Like he doesn't remember that he just asked you. Now that's determination.

    So all in all, bums=the hotness</span>
     
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    crave - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    there's a corner in $mond that the same bum has had on lock for like 7 or 8 years. beneath the "homeless vet" he usually has something political....bush is the devil. or something along those lines.
     
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    Big Bruno - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    'a cooler full of cookies.'

    now that's pimp shit.
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    Oh shit i totaly forgot about this one bum i met in Indianapolis. This dude is a fuckin millionaire but he is homeless for some reason. He just walks around with a Ghetto blaster playin some old tunes and he just stands on the corner and dances all day. Hahah i'd probably do the same thing if i was a millionaire. He's off his square.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    I always like this one...."Hey man... can I get uhh... you got some change man?"

    I say that when I'm real drunk, it's always fun.
     
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    Daze One Million - Replied Aug 24, 2003

    theres this window in my bathroom, right above the sink, only when i look out it do i see bums
     
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    <span style='color:gold'>The bums here are "ballers"...bumpping commercial rap in they cars and wear fitted caps and basketball jerseys..Claiming they are gangster and claim they they love hip hop but think graffiti is just scribbling on a wall with stock caps,they think breakdancing is dumb because they will get they white t dirty from touching the floor,and they think djing is funk master flex and no nothing about mcing cause as far as they know 50 cent is hip hop because he got shot 95 times..I think you all see where i'm going with this.</span>
     
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