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BUM WINES

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by TuffGuy, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. TuffGuy

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    BUM WINES

    Discussion started by TuffGuy - Dec 19, 2005

    i was bored the other night and stumbled on this site http://www.bumwine.com/ its a small site but the discriptions of these wines had me cracking the fuck up. imma be taking a trip to the states pretty soon, and hopefully will be enoying some of these drinks. anyone have any good stories about fucking with this shit?


    "A convenience store clerk in Show Low, AZ once told me that only the oldest of stumbling indian drunks from the reservation buy Thunderbird. Avaliable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug"

    "Anyways, if your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then "T-bird" is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower."

    i gotta cop some of this
     
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  2. PUMPKIN ESCOBAR

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    PUMPKIN ESCOBAR - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    :haha: That's awesome.
     
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  3. GLIK$

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    GLIK$ - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    isnt this the 33rd thread about this shit?
     
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    Brewster Baker - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    no 37
     
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    ourladyqueenofsorrows - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    Oh man, lookin' at that site reminds me of being 17 and willing to drink anything with alcohol. I used to drink a lot of that stuff, but Night Train...oh man....that shit will definetely fuck you up with the quickness. I have a really high tolerance and drink mostlly tequila and whiskey, but the one time I drank Night Train I spent the entire night falling on my face, puking and crying like a little girl. Never again will I touch that stuff. Shit...just looking at a picture of a bottle of it makes me want to burst into tears.
     
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  6. dobsilla

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    dobsilla - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    been there done that. ive tried all of those during my days of drinking. my favorite by far is cisco cuz it puts me on my ass and gets me drunk enough to try to pick fights. usually makes for some good stories.
     
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  7. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    I tried to do cisco a few months ago and couldnt. I couldnt drink it. I have had my way with mad dog quite a few times when i was younger.
     
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    Another web page claims that this foul beverage is a conspiracy by the republicans to kill the homeless.



    ha
     
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    guerillaeye - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    [​IMG]

    How the fuck could they not include the Rossi Posse?
     
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  10. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    indeed.
     
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    Flavicon - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    It may be the 37th time it's been posted, but It's the first time I've seen it.

    Funniest thing I've read in a while

    I'm gettin Cisco'd tonight!!
     
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  12. dobsilla

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    good luck!
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    he brought us back chablis /
    he brought us back chablis
     
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    MEROJUANA - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    CISCO IS WASSUP. THE REST OF THAT SHIT IS FOR CRACKHEADS MY DUDE. ANYTHING THAT GETS A CRACKHEAD FUCKED UP ENOUGH TO FORGET ABOUT CRACK FOR A WHOLE NIGHT IS SOME REAL DANGEROUS SHIT. I SEEN A DOPE FIEND SHOOTIN UP IN MARCUS GARVEY PARK AND THE NIGGA HAD 3 CANS LEFT OF A NIGHTTRAIN 6PACK. THE MOTHAFUCKA WAS FALLING OVER AND I WALKED PAST THE NIGGA LIKE "FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU B?" NIGGA SAID "DATTRAAAIN*COUGH*HEHEHE" NIGGA WAS TYIN UP WITH FISHING LINE, HE WASNT EVEN DOPED UP YET AND HE WAS SMASHED OFF THREE CANS OF NIGHT TRAIN. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DONT FUCK WITH NIGHT TRAIN. AND IF YOU GO TO SOMEONE CRIB AND THEY GOT THAT IN THE FRIDGE OR ANYWHERE, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. CUZ THATS A SURE SIGN NIGGAS ARE SMOKING JUMS OR SHOOTIN HERON BUNDLES.





    MERO GEE
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  15. Sparoism

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    Sparoism - Replied Dec 19, 2005

    Absolute TRUTH. I will fuck with all of the above, however. I have also fucked with crack, heroin, and all of their friends and family, and nothing- NOTHING- can compare to drinking $5 worth of Night Train, except maybe mainlining cocaine or smoking dust. And those are two things I'll never do...again. But Train? ALWAYS...under the right circumstances, and treated with respect, it is a formidable weapon in my Arsenal Of Inebriants. My world is a more interesting (and surely worse) place from some trips I took on the Train.

    What's the word? Thunderbird. What's the price? Fitty twice. Riding the Thunderchicken is similar, but since I am not a white wine guy I'll pick the Train, thank you. Damn, I'm thinking about getting a short dog right now...