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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 0scarmire, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. 0scarmire

    0scarmire Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2004 Messages: 457 Likes Received: 0
    Tell your best experences that you have had with a bum or your worst :lol: :lol:
  2. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    bums on south beach that will put their nasty fingers in your food if you dont give them money when youre eating at outdoor cafes..
  3. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I ran into one last night.

    bum: hey...can you help a brotha out...I just got off the train?

    I hooked him up with some bacon.

    bum: hey...do you have any change?

    me: brotha...I can't do everything for you. I got you some bacon. damn.
  4. 0scarmire

    0scarmire Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2004 Messages: 457 Likes Received: 0
    Here in south beach we got names for the bums theres:

    Sweeper: she always stands on this one corner with a broom sweeping it even tho she never gets it clean.

    Runner: Hes always running everywhere never stops and always with a fork in his hand.

    Jesus: He walks around saying hes jesus and kind of looks like the pictures of him too

    One armed willy: Hes got one arm and he still kicked my ass over a sandwitch

    Dialer: He sits on payphones and dials away like hes trying to call another planet

    Theres more but i won't go on if u ever come to miami try to find one of em there fun to watch
  5. furioussnake

    furioussnake Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 225 Likes Received: 3

    I went down to toronto to see cro mags and before we decided to walk around toronto and go to some stores, anyways this black dude in blue suspenders (i saw him at the 416 jam that year or last year trying to breakdance) starting approaching us and kinda dancing, and then he grabbed my buddy and starting poking with all of his fingers underneith my friends armpit and then as he started leaving he started yelling "you remember dat, REMEMBER DAT" and low and behold my friend will probably never forget it...................then after the show we stumbled upon a corner with some payphones (we had to use the phone) and there were the queen street natives smoking crack!!!!, it was crazy and there was this cracked out oooold black dude who was mumbling and we gave him like all the change we had, this is how the conversatino went

    'excuse me, eexc cueesee me, do you boyos haveee aney chaiionge?"
    "yeah sure man"
    "oh my lord, tank yoo sooo much"
    "no problem man"
    one of the natives on crack comes and sits near us and cant stop laughing

    crazy black dude "dont be like my sister,...ooooooooooHH! don, gugdauf, she was crazy!, we were crazy in the fifties


    the rest i could not understand
  6. ares

    ares Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 8
    Theres a elementry school, on my way home from work, and I swear, every other day, I walk by, and theres this guy, just chilling on the swings. This dudes hardcore, hes out in the rain, the snow, you name it.

    There was this other guy, who used to see me skating around a few years back, and always would talk to me. He was cool, and me and my buddies would always see him at like 3am at Tim hortons. He once asked a 15ish year old, fat native girl, if she like anal sex. We laughed.

    Theres always some crazy people at the parks around here too. Its awsome, because they make shanty's, and sleep in this community garden.

    The joys of living near a crazy house.
  7. toaztlove

    toaztlove New Jack

    Joined: Nov 5, 2003 Messages: 78 Likes Received: 0
    I met this dude in a bus station last night, at first I just thought he was just the usual crackhead, but I was bored so I kept talking to him. Got talking to him about parliament funkadelic, I don't exactly remember how. Apparently he used to be a musician, he dropped some jewels on me, we talked about teaching the babies and shit, and the negative shit they're being spoon-fed. He even showed me the scar where he got shot in his abdomen somewhere. It seems odd but I felt quite blessed to have talked to him, hopefully he makes it to detox like he wants to, not like it'll make a difference but he'll get a week of clean-time under the belt or something, if nothing else he'll stay warm for awhile..

    MOTIVE ROK Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 164 Likes Received: 0
    a picture is worth a thousand words.......thats why the picture that would floow is on some disc somewhere.....fuck it
  9. 0scarmire

    0scarmire Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2004 Messages: 457 Likes Received: 0
    One time me and this dude gore were at the liquor store buyin some GG when this crackhead pops out of no where (like they usualy do) and trys selling us mangos so me and gore talk to him about how he got to be a bum he said he started out fucking with hookers than got aids than lost his job and family at this point we had our knifes out and i guess he saw one of them so he signaled his friend to come over so he rode over on his bike and scratched the shit out of gores car so gore than stuck the bum took all the mangos and we rode out throwing the dirty ass mangos at hookers :lol: :lol: :lol: good ol times
  10. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    ok stabben someone with aids isnt smart.
    just had to point that out.
  11. amish son

    amish son Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 2,149 Likes Received: 0

    the craziest bum i ever met.
  12. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    that guy is the shit
  13. 0scarmire

    0scarmire Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2004 Messages: 457 Likes Received: 0
  14. ment2

    ment2 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    haha we saw one of these... me and my friend go to some coffee shop to wake up after a night of drunking and my friend keeps looking down the block at this guy on a payphone cuz he needs to use it when the guys done... we sat at the coffee shop for a solid 45 minutes and the dude never left, dialed a number, or put money in the payphone. so i guess he wasnt a dialer per se but whatever.

    there's a lot of dumb annoying bums (i guess they're bums? crazy people in any case) that try to like preach or something as they walk around but its usually pretty obvious they just do it for attention. if you respond to them in any way it shuts most of them up pretty quick.
  15. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    I walked into an ATM and there was this bum that we dub as "The Cowardly Lion" cos he looks like ascared little lion cub, but anyways, I walk in and he starts ranting about how "I am the guy who rides on the water" so I went along with him, and he was reduced to tears, no fucking lie, he started to cry, and then I gave him an autogrpah, and left, becuase he had just shit himself.