Weapon X Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Okay, no kidding, this is for real. I was drinking at my friend's place a couple of weekends back, and he told me something interesting. He told me that he went to his Persian buddy's house recently and the dude was wearing a towel around his head. When my friend asked him why, the Persian dude said that he had a remedy for balding that actually works. A week later, he went to another buddy's place; a white dude. He had learned the secret from the Persian, and was using it to battle his own baldness. What is the secret, you ask? I'll tell you. Bull nut paste. Buddy pulled out the ziploc bag of nuts from his fridge to prove it. You buy bull testicles from the Persian market, then put them in a blender, then apply them to the bald spot. My friend said that where his buddy was bald before, he is growing sprouts. And the Persian dude has almost entirely grown back his hair. So this shit works, apparently. Me, I'd prefer to just rock the Picard. I'll eat bull testes, sure, but to apply a paste to my head is another thing entirely. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 isnt taurine bull semen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 I don't know. Never heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 the active ingredient in redbull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 its the shit in red bull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I once heard Spalding Gray say that he and his brother used "early morning urine" (their own I assume) to treat their baldness... but he was still bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 go with grace and shave your head. persians go bald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by Smart@Jan 31 2006, 12:46 AM I once heard Spalding Gray say that he and his brother used "early morning urine" (their own I assume) to treat their baldness... but he was still bald. Quoted post I heard that the druids would use stale urine to gel their hair before battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 BULL NUT PASTE: FOR BALD SPOTS AND SAMWICHES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 you've eaten rocky mountain oysters? :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by roadpig@Jan 31 2006, 01:13 AM you've eaten rocky mountain oysters? :yuck: Quoted post nope. But I've always wanted to try cowboy caviar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Hopefully I will never need such remedies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 I hope these guys are using gloves, or they'll have hair on their palms, like those dudes who were handling animal feed back in the day. Or chronic masturbators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ha, you know, the other day I saw the Seinfeld episode where George got some bald cream from China... it smelled really bad and he was supposed to wear it all day so he started wearing a ten-gallon hat... you ought to get homie one of those so he can step away from the towel... and get into looking like a 'cow poke' which seems more appropriate to me if you're putting bull nuts on your head... which is only marginally better than bull nuts on your chin. Did anyone catch the news clip of the bull jumping into the stands at the bull fight? Hot shit! That bull got ups boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 You realise if someone patented a baldness cure they'd be billionsaires in about 3 days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Main Entry: 2tau·rine Pronunciation: 'to-"rEn Function: noun Etymology: International Scientific Vocabulary, from Latin taurus; from its having been discovered in ox bile : a colorless crystalline cysteine derivative C2H7NO3S of neutral reaction found in the juices of muscle especially in invertebrates, nerve tissue, and bile thank you Webster. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by roadpig@Jan 31 2006, 01:13 AM you've eaten rocky mountain oysters? :yuck: Quoted post rocky mountain oysters are goat balls.. and yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i ll stick with shaving my head. women like bald men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Well where I come from Rocky Mountian Oysters are Bulls nuts. Maybe I grew up in the "other" rocky mountians, but thats just what I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by guerillaeye@Jan 31 2006, 11:21 AM rocky mountain oysters are goat balls... Quoted post Wrong. Rocky Mountain Oysters ARE calf or bull testicles. linkage further searchins shows it also includes sheep and prairie dog nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i just googled the crap out of the ballz... and alls i can find is bull-nuts for oysters. when i was 16, i spent a week on the oregon coast w/some friends,and the waitress who served them up said that real rocky-mountain oysters are mountain goat balls... but i cannot find any info now to back that up, so you are forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Nothing but homo-undertones in here.... Especially those of you that eat balls. Thank Allah that baldness doesnt run in my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Wait, did someone say Taurine was bull's semen? You people are idiots. It's an amino acid. It was found in an ox's bile, hence the Taur part. It helps breakdown and digist lipids (fats). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 when's the thread title getting changed to Bust a Nut Paste ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 go on and change it all powerful modinator you... this thread is nuts anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i'm balding and there is no way i'm smearing bull nuts on my head. fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Originally posted by guerillaeye+Jan 31 2006, 01:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (guerillaeye - Jan 31 2006, 01:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i just oogled the crap out of the ballz... Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-Shark Hammil@Jan 31 2006, 01:35 PM Nothing but homo-undertones in here.... Quoted post word. ps...I read that it actually works better if the bull balls are still attached to the bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 MALE PATTERN BALDING APPRECIATION THREAD??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 stupidest shit on 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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