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Brutal wake ups

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Dec 5, 2001.

  1. I've only slept 4 hours today, and 6 yesterday.
    My eyes burn, i got a headache.
    I woke up when the telephone fell real hard on my head, dont ask how,
  2. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
    if it's insomnia you're dealing with, try masturbation. always helps me. my wife enjoys it too
  3. GorbortOrman

    GorbortOrman Guest

    i traded some hydros for some aderol with someone and those sleeping pills work like a charm. Smoking weed helps me go to sleep also... good night ;)
  4. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    last wake up call i got was my friend going "get up dude were going down to austin to see propagandhi" shit rocked
  5. Its insomnia i deal with but it doesnt matter.
    I can sleep at 5am and wake up at 3pm,
    i'm a bum, i only HAVE to be somewhere in the morning
    few times a month and i work at home.
    Masturbation is good but sex is better, my girl enjoys it to:D
    Sleeping pills are dope, but you dont want to get used to them.
    The reason i havent slept enough this couple of days is brutal wake ups,
    the ones that dont allow you to fall asleep again.
    Which brings as back on the topic:cool:
  6. usedtolove

    usedtolove New Jack

    Joined: Sep 19, 2001 Messages: 48 Likes Received: 0
    im 23 now.and have had insomnia since maybe i would say 12....
    shit sucks..masterbating doesss not help...haha.
    i have no advice.sorry
  7. Ah, its probably me, i didnt put it well i guess.'
    I aint talking about insomnia/sleep quality
    I'm talking about the worst awakenings in your lifes....
    Glasses of water, that kind of shit
  8. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    Ahahahahaaha...sorry dude that's too funny.
    I woke up a couple nights ago and my ENTIRE right arm was dead asleep. I had to use my left arm to pick it up and move it. Shit was funny. I was tying to see if i could hold it in the air and it would come back down and smack me in the face. I had no control of it for like 5 minutes.
    Thats hilarious Rage,
    It really came as a surprise, didnt it?
  10. alkaline

    alkaline Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2001 Messages: 3,097 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: Brutal wake ups

    Try waking up with one entire side of your body asleep. I'm a chronic insomniac. Sometimes I'll go a week with only a few hours of sleep. Then I'll crash in the most uncomfortable positions and places possible (on the hood of a car, in a friends back yard, In the front seat of my truck, etc). I woke up one morning with my face burried in a pillow, on my stomache, one arm completely underneath me, the other above my head, and my legs twisted like I was some contortionist from the circus. I tried to move, but I couldn't. At first I thought I was being held down or something but it soon became apparent that the right side of my body was asleep (including my face ... I had drooled everywhere). I somehow managed to roll over so the blood could start flowing back into my arm, but I rolled to far. Lets just say that the "pins and needles" feeling of hitting the floor at 6 in the morning is enough to keep anybody up for days.

    After I managed to get up, I started to walk to the bathroom. BAM! I was back on the floor in no time flat. I just layed there for about ten minutes hoping that I didn't pee my pants.
  11. Re: Re: Re: Brutal wake ups

    i used to take some pills, muscle relaxers or something, that gave me the exact same results
  12. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    thats hilarious cause I expericened the whole thing rage did just a few days ago. I woke up and just lifted up my arm with the other arm....and tried to hold it under my own strength (with the asleep arm) and it just kept on hitting me in the face over and over....i swear I was amused for about an hour....
    secondly...rudest awakening? I don't get them, but when people crash at my house I am notorious for waking up early (cause i usually can't sleep that late) and using things like....
    wrestling drops...
    punches in the head....
    blowing in someones nose while plugging their mouth...
    yelling that the house is on fire and we need to get out (great stories)...
    and generally being a dick to wake those people up so I can go about my normal tasks...

    And in terms of sleep, I am hopelessly deprived. I think thats one of the reasons sometimes i get so depressed because i am so tired but i have so much to do...last night helped a whole lot, but i looked pretty crusty all day....
  13. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    Dude, every time it happens I really think my arm is dead...like I'll have to get it amputated. It's weird to see your arm flailing around without control. Uggghh.

    Frink, that's scary we both did the same thing. I WAS so amused at how I couldn't control it. I just kept picking up my arm around and watching it fall.

    Rude awakenings...hmmmm.
    My roomate last year decided to throw up all over the room. I woke up to that sound of what I thought was someone spilling a bucket of water, at like 7am. Oh, by the way he slept in it for 6 hours after that.
    Also, that same kid took my picture (with a flash) of me while I was dead asleep one night. I almost punched the fucker.

    Now NO ONE fucks with me in my sleep...they know better. I get fucking pissed if I'm woken up.
  14. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    My mom would wake me up for school by teaching the dogs to attack my covers- they never bit me (on purpose) but having two rottwielers (sp?) and a great dane jump into the bed definately woke me up real quick.
  15. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    One morning my roomate was late for class and just got up and jumped out of bed, onto mine, unfortunatly for me..he didnt know i slept through my class and was snoozin peacefully, mother fucker landed with one foot on my arm and the other right on my nuts. I swear to god i let no one see me cry ever, that morning, i sat in bed and tears flowed for a good hour...i was happy when he came back from class with an ice bag and a 12 of icehouse...peeing blood sucks..