Big Bruno Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 so get this, im at home. my girl is at a party. i dont have keys to the apartment. i dont have alcohol. i dont know where my ID is. im stuck on here. help. sorry to waste your time. fuck im bored. take my life please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 THEN BREAK IT DOWN http://www.somethingawful.com/86/gifs/scientist-ani.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 IT'S AN URBAN LEGEND BUT I HEAR IF YOU SAY BUDWEISER 50 TIMES WHILE SCRATCHING YOUR BELLY, A CASE MAGICALLY APPEARS. THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE ALCOHOL PROBLEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by HomerJayII IT'S AN URBAN LEGEND BUT I HEAR IF YOU SAY BUDWEISER 50 TIMES WHILE SCRATCHING YOUR BELLY, A CASE MAGICALLY APPEARS. THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE ALCOHOL PROBLEM. Then we go look for the candyman, mean while I'll try the budweiser trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted May 25, 2002 Author Share Posted May 25, 2002 things are looking up! i just found a 1/4 of a gallon of carlo rossi, now im gonna break it down. still no girlfriend though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoney Blaze Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 ...problem solved... Carlo Rossi saved me once as well......:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 im so bored, i actually wrote a keystyle rap. had the flu and have to move all weekend bleah no painting girl has to work the reagan administration FUCKED UP EL SALVADOR, i forgot all about deat sqauds we paid for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by whoami Then we go look for the candyman, mean while I'll try the budweiser trick... YOURE CRAZY, I'D BE IN THE MOOD TO GET DRUNK NOT SLASHED. YOU TRY THE BUDWEISER TRICK WHILE I TRY A SECRET ONE FOR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. WE'LL COMPARE THE RESULTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 i wanted to see a fight tonight. very close to one. tuns of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 then you dance!:dazed: :crazy: :crazy: :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 BREAK IT DOWN IS RITE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 its saturday afternoon.... did bruno make it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted May 25, 2002 Author Share Posted May 25, 2002 yeah i got pretty sloshed off of the rossi and my girl came home, alls well that ends well, i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 i slept at a mall...that was fun :( wasn't even drunk:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by TEE_rase_war i slept at a mall...that was fun :( wasn't even drunk:( muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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