2 blaazed Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Ending weeks of speculation, BRITNEY SPEARS announced that she is pregnant today. On her Website, the pop princess issued a statement to fans saying, "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, KEVIN and I just want everyone to know that all is well." Last month, Britney hinted at the upcoming announcement, saying: "I feel as though I have been very quiet and still lately. 'The calm before the storm' ... I can really relate to that statement right now." Marrying dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE last fall made Britney more than a new wife, she's also step-mom to his 2-year-old and newborn baby with "Moesha" actress SHAR JACKSON. Earlier this year, she told "The Insider"'s STEVEN COJOCARU that she's determined to make her own family. "I want to be a young mom. That's my dream. You can judge me however you want. I'm happy. That's what I wanna do!" The 23-year-old pop star wed Kevin in a surprise ceremony on Sept 18. About 30 guests, including Britney's mom and sister, attended the Saturday night nuptials, which took place in a white tent erected in the backyard of her wedding planner's home. JAMIE LYNN and her mom arrived wearing pink velour sweatsuits and carrying goodie bags stuffed with gifts like silver pendants with the couple's picture inside. Guests were asked to sign confidentiality agreements and were whisked there in passenger vans from their respective hotels. The beaming bride left the house in the early hours the next day and headed for her wedding reception at Dublin's nightclub in Hollywood. A laughing Britney, who had dyed her hair brunette, and her brand-new husband departed the home in a black SUV. The rest of the guests emerged wearing sweatsuits -- the girls in pink, the boys in white with the word "Pimps" embroidered on the back. Kevin's dad had his own special sweatsuit that said "Pimp Daddy." ------------------------------ wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 OH EM GEEEEE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 MAN BRITNEY SPEARS IS SO STRANGE, I SWEAR SHE'LL BE THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Pimps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useurname Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 She told me she was on birthcontrol.......I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 she was only good in that hit me baby one more time video like 6,7,8, or 5 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 fantastic. another retarded southern child. i was just thinking about how the world needed more of those...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 i feel sorry for the kid. mum & dad are going to be divorced before it's born and then it has to suffer the fate of being the spawn of two morons. this kid is going to have damn near every day of it's life photographed. that's gotta suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 12, 2005 Author Share Posted April 12, 2005 Not for nothing.I give her man props.He was a broke ass nigga.Now he is chillen for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Apr 12 2005, 03:57 PM i feel sorry for the kid. mum & dad are going to be divorced before it's born and then it has to suffer the fate of being the spawn of two morons. this kid is going to have damn near every day of it's life photographed. that's gotta suck Quoted post yes. i think having a kid with kevin federline is going to be her worst mistake. at least her mom made her get a prenup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 HOORAY! HER CAREER IS OVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 MILF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 WHAT A SHOCKER..WHO WOULDA THOUGHT??BRITNEY SPEARS WITH A KID?? i was hoping the title was a type and she would have got knocked out instead of being knocked up,but now you dont have to listen to her music anymore.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 GOOD, maybe now she could stop acting like such a slut...I heard the same about J.LO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 i always new britney would pump out a couple of babies and then wither and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Apr 12 2005, 05:38 PM HOORAY! HER CAREER IS OVER! Quoted post Her career was over some time ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 when is this chick going to leak a home-made porno onto the net already? her career's almost dead, it's long past due Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 ^^^ Preggo porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 found on another board: THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF FETUS SPEARS cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 hahhaaha, i say she gets fat then develops some kind of post partum mental disorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maltliqourlive Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Apr 12 2005, 06:59 PM Not for nothing.I give her man props.He was a broke ass nigga.Now he is chillen for life Quoted post yeah, what up with shar jackson though? is he collecting child support on that one? fuck it though, that bitch britney is fine. hah, see that saturday night live a few weeks back. had ashton kutcher as him, all ck style in briefs in bed black and white, and hes like "yo federline briefs yo...yo....yo federline briefs yo" so on and then britney shows up in bra and panties and hes like "im in trouble" and the voice over comes through and is like.... "federline briefs, man panties for wiggers" i wonder if brittany takes it in the ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 I agree with ABC. Hurry up with the home made porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkab Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by maltliqourlive@Apr 13 2005, 03:24 PM i wonder if brittany takes it in the ass? Quoted post Well, considering that she is preggers, id say not ...but her music certainly does... :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 She is more or less finished now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by hopeizm@Apr 13 2005, 01:51 AM She is more or less finished now.... Quoted post yes, like an overripe cantaloupe that is beginning to rot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by maltliqourlive@Apr 13 2005, 01:24 PM i wonder if brittany takes it in the ass? Quoted post I should damn well hope so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Originally posted by dkab+Apr 13 2005, 03:49 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dkab - Apr 13 2005, 03:49 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-maltliqourlive@Apr 13 2005, 03:24 PM i wonder if brittany takes it in the ass? Quoted post Well, considering that she is preggers, id say not Quoted post [/b] it's obvious she swallows though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 did anyone else see this coming at all? haha, sarcasm mode on. any publicity = good publicity. Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Apr 12 2005, 11:57 PM i feel sorry for the kid. mum & dad are going to be divorced before it's born and then it has to suffer the fate of being the spawn of two morons. this kid is going to have damn near every day of it's life photographed. that's gotta suck Quoted post yeh, but im sure the kids going to have one hell of a financial headstart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Damn I'm illiterate, I thought the title of this thread was Kidney's Blocked Up. I was like fuck dude you don't want that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 goodbye multi-million dollar career hello white trash family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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