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Bring this piece of paper the next time you go looking out for sex

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Flow ish, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. Flow ish

    Flow ish Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2003 Messages: 519 Likes Received: 0
    APPLICATION TO SCREW

    Name:______________________

    City:______________________
    State:_____________________
    Age:__________ Phone:______________
    SSN:_______________

    Hair Color:__________
    Real Hair Color:____________
    Eye Color:___________

    Dentures: __________
    Weight: _________
    Height:___________
    Waist Size: __________
    Breast or Bra Size: __________

    Marital Status:
    Married___________
    Single______________
    Divorced:_________ Other__________

    Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
    Do You Like Them:
    Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
    Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
    Other_____
    All of the Above____________

    Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
    All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

    Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

    How Often? __________

    Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

    Pussy Size:
    Small ________ Medium __________
    Large ____________ Extra Large __________


    While Screwing Do You:
    Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
    Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
    Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
    All of the Above_____________________



    List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
    1)______________
    2)______________
    3)______________


    When You Cum Do You:
    Wiggle______ Wobble__________
    Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
    Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


    What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
    Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
    All Night____________ All Speeds___________


    How Many Times? _________________
    How Long Do You Like To Screw At
    One Interval? ___________________________


    If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
    (Not Immediate Family)

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________


    Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

    If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
    What Are Your Charges For:

    One Night_________ One Hour____________
    Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

    What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

    Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
    Sears________ JC Penney's___________
    All of the Above________ Others_________


    Comments __________________________


    -Taken from funnyjunk.com-
     
  2. krie

    krie Guest

  3. nick5542

    nick5542 Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2002 Messages: 840 Likes Received: 1
    thank you!:idea:
     
  4. Flow ish

    Flow ish Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2003 Messages: 519 Likes Received: 0
    Hater!
     
  5. krie

    krie Guest


    only towards you
     
  6. Cultivated

    Cultivated New Jack

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 6 Likes Received: 0
    that shit is so played
     
  7. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    or not, you know whatever.
     
  8. dork

    dork Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 399 Likes Received: 0
    i'd pass them out to hores walking the street
     
  9. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:
     
  10. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/reply.gif'> some funny shit


    y dont u squash that beef nigga
     
  11. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2

    or not indeed!
     
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