ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 ever have an idea or invention you thought should be carried out? let see some of my bright ideas include the U-turn car signal - all those fuckers making u-turns in the left turn lane could benefit from a special signal, not like they'd use it though. the heated/cooled steering wheel (maybe they have this but my car isn't so up to date) - all those frigid or hell hot days that you can't put your hands on the steering wheel what's your sliced bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 inflateable dartboard solar powered torch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 The all-terrain squeegee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 smart -asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 I'm serious about mine. I've even drawn up schematics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 an aerosol can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 what exactly is it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed smart -asses :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 A squeegee you can use on non-flat surfaces. It can push water puddles off asphalt driveways, floor cracks, between tiles, and the such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 I also invented and designed a singing vacuum cleaner with cow fur, and convinced a couple of industry execs that it was a brilliant idea. I shit thee not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 6, 2003 Author Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro A squeegee you can use on non-flat surfaces. It can push water puddles off asphalt driveways, floor cracks, between tiles, and the such. oh ok! good for restaurant applications. most places use a push broom now i think. cow fur vacuum?? to blend into your cow fur decor/furniture? how can u hear the singing over the vacuum roar? is it with headphones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 My invention would be this vacuum tube that you can screw into your bellybutton. Imagine eating whatever you wanted at anytime and all you would have to do is attatch this vacuum and the food gets sucked out immediately while you eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 A glycoptic transmodifier.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 The human forklift. let me explain.... You know those thick belts that movers wear? Well Imagine if you could have one of those belts, and once you lift the box or whatever up to the desired height these two telescopic rods come out of the belt and support the weight. Then almost all of the weight is supported by your hips and your arms are just used to steady the object. Back strain be gone ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow My invention would be this vacuum tube that you can screw into your bellybutton. Imagine eating whatever you wanted at anytime and all you would have to do is attatch this vacuum and the food gets sucked out immediately while you eat. Off to the Bullimic Undertones thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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