Guest kOmega Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 make'em up or post what youve heard.. scariest shortest story..tha last man on earth heard a knOck on his door.. the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist.. if if you sin towards evil you sin towards good ..cuz sinning in general is bad..so if we say no to the devil do we still goto heaven? what if bad was good and good was bad..eould beating your wife be manitory..and would you goto jail for buying your girl flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 what if one day we'd all start farting out our mouths? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kOmega Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 isnt that called a burp?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 Originally posted by kOmega: isnt that called a burp?.. what if one day...we all started shitting out our mouths....is that better? and we all started having to eat from our asses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 If you cant take the heat stay the fuck out Its colder than a witches tit FOAD Fuck OFF AND DIE TWIG THIS WORLD IS GREAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 i think im too open minded...i wear womens glasses...enjoy fragrences...what the fuck am i saying..heres a picture of some wrestling... http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/images/jessvent.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 maralyn manson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 and what the fuck ever happened to actually showing videos on mtv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 when you fart you release little particles of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Dubyah Bush Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 why do my friends sell out on me, or go get drunk with their girlfriends and fuck? why can't more girls stop being bitches and let me fuck them? Why? WHY!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666: i think im too open minded...i wear womens glasses...enjoy fragrences...what the fuck am i saying..heres a picture of some wrestling... http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/images/jessvent.jpg'> is that hogan and the body ??? ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 why yes it is ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 17, 2001 Share Posted June 17, 2001 does nobody on this site listen to reggae?! I'm not just talkin about BOB either..im talkin about STEEL PULSE,JOHN BROWNS BODY,SOME OF BAD BRAINS "HR",HUMBLE SOUL,OOKLA DA MOK,PETER TOSH,THE WAILERS,YELLOW MAN,GREGORY ISSACS,,SHABA RANKS,WAILING SOULS,BLACK UHURU...BOB MARLEY YA SEEN?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 beard..thats what mtv 2 is for..Only so much image pumping can be put on one channel..heh.so they had to expand or something what I want to know is what the fuck is the name of goo's girlfriend on Gumby.. I mean their was gumby,pokey,prickle,goo..goo's girl..the little blue thing,the block heads..Maybe ill just never know.. why did shoes ever have pumps? and whats up with high heels? Shit is uncomfortable... Why do people spend more for swiss cheese? its missing chunks..whats up witht hat show change of heart..is there no humanity? How about electric tooth brushes? or rogaine..thats scarry shit..or tanning cream..jesus how about the green ketchup now... or butter in a squeeze bottle... why do you park in a driveway and drive in a park way? whats up with locks on 7 elevens.. what does 7 eleven even stand for? seven days a week..eleven months a year? I dont think so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 sight wonka... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asetONER Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 "one time i fed my snake some beer,man. it was slivering this way and that. it was all fucked up." -Dr.Adam Sandler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 lol ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 how come most other animals can lick thier own ballz and what not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by MASk!: how come most other animals can lick thier own ballz and what not? its to tease us!!!hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 i wonder if I'll make a thousand before the months over????? why do I constantly struggle with I self..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 what if we had tails what does a male orgasm feel like why am i addicted to this board ------------------ high plains drifter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 if I step over this bridge.. I'll fall into the ocean and swim with the fishes. maybe I could step off this plane and walk on the clouds. I like the clouds. They're soft and fluffy.. I won't fall through them, I just know I won't. I could lay on the clouds and look at the blue sky. I like blue. I like the sky. I could dream away my life in the clouds. we could turn into a light and roam the galaxy forever. Just you and me. I love you marcio. You are a very beautiful person. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> Wanna go hang out by the water front and smoke a blunt? We could watch the sun go down..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by ubejinxed: what does a male orgasm feel like great!it feels like you did your job and off to the next female spieces to do it again..but to nut all over someones face hardcore porn style feels kinda degrating and funny and tight!you feel like a powerful asshole...to shoot inside feels nice..to pull it out doggystyle and shoot the asshole is fun..like a shooting gallery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by willy!wonka: to pull it out doggystyle and shoot the asshole is fun..like a shooting gallery... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 Originally posted by SIELOETTE: sight wonka... nope.....he's right internet site...not sight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted June 18, 2001 Share Posted June 18, 2001 http://www.brokenschool.com/12oz/rave.jpg'> Raver sluts give good head! and make really good canvases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/images/jesumonk.jpg'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted June 19, 2001 Share Posted June 19, 2001 Originally posted by SIELOETTE: what does 7 eleven even stand for? seven days a week..eleven months a year? I dont think so they used to only be open from 7am-11pm. i think so ------------------ poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 they should be called 24-7 now then .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 a wise man knows he knows nothing at all.. ------------------ "there is no life I know that compares with pure imagination.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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