YUshook Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 yo you ever be eating at gurls box then lick her ass or try to stick a finger in her butt and have her bug out on you or even worse fart in your mouth???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 Phew, I'm glad I'm not the only one. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 i have had a girl let out a wet fart while we were getting it on and she stained my sheets. ------------------ til I change my mind..STRAIGHT EDGE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeoo Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 i have a friend who always argues with me about how wrong going down on a gal is, and after that....i might have to start agreeing with him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 Yeah dude I gave my girl a rim job once at my parents house when it was my Dad's 50th and some little kids were outside the window... she didn't bug out or fart but she liked it pretty good.. of course she'd had a shower about an hour or so before hand otherwise I wouldn't be going anywhere near that thang...... ARGH !!! WORMS !! ANALOGUE WORMS !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe' Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 LOL! FUCKING SHIT!!! Originally posted by Zack Morris: i have had a girl let out a wet fart while we were getting it on and she stained my sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 Originally posted by smeoo: i have a friend who always argues with me about how wrong going down on a gal is Maybe it's not the act that is wrong, it is his technique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 heres some more good girl advice from chicken bone. stick your tongue in your girls butt, thrust your forehead into her vaginal area, and blink your eyes furiously while trying to recite the lyrics of "Size em Up" by Big L (rip). remember to keep your tongue in her butt. It works best when you have pretty and girly long eyelashes like me, that way it tickles them and you might get a kick in the face. that way you can bleed all over their blankets and floor and carpet and socks and they cant do anything. her butt. ------------------ buttface! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 ahhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhhhh ahhhh ahhhhh i think this is big kid talk and i should leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 Originally posted by dumpybottom: ...i don't need my sheets shat upon... Wow! is "shat" a word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 yes, shat is past tense of shit if your using proper grammar....for instants the above is the correct usage as well as.... "the cat shat on my shirt" "the bird shat on my newly washed car" you get the idea.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 ...learn something new everyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 some nasty as shit right here. even for ttboy. i licked it once by accident, i was drunk as hell so i didnt notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUNE Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 im suprised the girls havent come in yet ..although im not sure theyd want to be in here .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 Originally posted by dumpybottom: dude, you're gonna have to tell me who that was so i can stay away... i don't need my sheets shat upon... no way, you'd make fun of me. ------------------ til I change my mind..STRAIGHT EDGE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 ...hahah...literally. =] Originally posted by El Jefe': LOL! FUCKING SHIT!!! quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Zack Morris: i have had a girl let out a wet fart while we were getting it on and she stained my sheets. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 you guys amaze me sometimes..haah ------------------ Above the clouds, Above the clouds.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpybottom Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 dude, you're gonna have to tell me who that was so i can stay away... i don't need my sheets shat upon... Originally posted by Zack Morris: i have had a girl let out a wet fart while we were getting it on and she stained my sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1/2Shark1/2Aligator1/2Man Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 My girl has been staining my sheets as well. It wasn't shit stains though. She's been spotting blood. Shit. I hope she's not pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 mune theyve come in here..they are just either..One not knowing what to say..Two having awkward memories..or three laughing their asses off. Just think about it like this..do you put your finger up your own butt for pleasure? okay then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 im sorry.. is this retard sex for children? its a temple.. and a treasure.. treat it kindly. you know in neverending story when theyre in the dark.. (the nothingness).. and theyre holding the last grain of sand. thats how i treat it. but hey.. thats just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 Originally posted by MUNE: im suprised the girls havent come in yet ..although im not sure theyd want to be in here .... Yes, we are here. But divulging to much information could lead to the discovery and therefore demise of the master plan to bring down the inferior male species into slaves used solely for the purpose of procreation. First we fart on your face, next we take over the world. mua ha ha ha ha, mua ha ha ha ha. this message will self destruct. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 20, 2001 Share Posted September 20, 2001 Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !: First we fart on your face, next we take over the world. mua ha ha ha ha, mua ha ha ha ha. this message will self destruct. I know this guy, that, when we repeatedly harassed him about finding a girlfriend, he told us, he wants a girl that will fart on his head. Maybe you and him are soul mates, he likes punk rock....seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 http://www.twistedhumor.com/pi/2001/jul/images/sherrill(TwistedHumor.com).jpg'> Seriously though I agree with Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 my girlfriend enjoys the "dirty sanchez" http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'> ------------------ ya like dages...oh! dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 inkjunkie> youre hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 I remember this one time I was going down on a gurl and as I was "eating out" i decided to blow into her happy area.. nothing heppened.. until I started doing her and as I was thrusting her, I heard a faint farting sound... not smelling anything, I kept going until about 5 minutes I began smelling a foul odor... and I found out it was beaver that caused the sound and odor.. I was scarrred for life.. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> try it you might have fun... definetly a buzz kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 Yeah, I one time did lick a girls asshole. She was clean, and she said she liked it but it made her feel funny so I had to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 Then she pooped corn in my mouth, and i was like, what the hell is that?! No, no, none of that ever really happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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