deterrent Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Having been raised in an extremely conservative religious household has deprived me of a lot of things in which I had to discover and teach myself on my own. My brothers and I never got the birds and bees talk or the 4-hour drive where the world of sexuality is unearthed. Verging on my 24 year of life, my mother starts radiation today to kill off the cancerous regions of her breast, so I spent the Super Bowl with her just hanging out talking about life. While looking at the Sunday ads in the paper I notice my mother every once in awhile glancing up at me gazing with a rather embarrassed look on her face. Finally she lays the cards on the table. Transcending the barriers of uncomfortable sharing She ask, “Have you ever wondered the origins of STDs?” I’ve always felt embarrassment, and the felling of being uncomfortable are characteristics of weakness and I have the need to exploit it, my mother knows this and does not take it with disrespect she thinks I’m goofy. I interject very seriously “Yeah, didn’t it start by people having sex with dogs and horses?” Confusion and shock raise her eyebrows and shake her head :shook: , “Oh no no, Jeanne (work friend) told me if you are having anal sex and move to the vagina bacteria is transferred and can form an infection which will shape into VD and will be communicable. This will happen when if you don’t clean yourself off in between.” Faking shock and enlightenment, “I didn’t know that exactly, but I figured that it would not the most sterile thing”. Adding to her statement “Now this doesn’t just occur with the penis, if you are moving your finger from her anus to her vagina the same thing can happen. I’d really like if you could share this with James (older brother whom is 28)”. Later on I run into James and his girl friend Natalie, and bestow this knowledge in the most serious manner I can, they about hit the floor. I’m certain my mother would be happy that I’ve just shared this with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 I was always wondering about that.....but what if you use your tongue instead? Should I brush off my tongue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Yes. Depending on how my mother feels after her treatment I was thinking of laying out some follow up questions. Like, What if it's two different people? If I'm having anal sex and pull out and penetrate someone else’s vagina immediately after. But I hear you feel quite sick after radiation and I don't want to be thrown up on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcappycap Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by Hermdog@Feb 7 2005, 03:58 PM I was always wondering about that.....but what if you use your tongue instead? Should I brush off my tongue? Quoted post i really hope that ur joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 impossible to tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 so, what if you get farm animals and midgets involved? i hear that midgets are much more sterile than normal sized people. but maybe it's not true because they're much closer to the ground? maybe you're supposed to cook them beforehand? i hear that cooking things at a constant temperature of 325 degrees kills bacteria and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 education is good, in parts. common sense must play a part though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 *edit for double posting. is there stilll no deleate button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 for the origin of std's, im going with the answer of "german men who went to thailand to fuck little boys, and then their wives back at home." or maybe their wives went with them. i dont know. german people are freaky like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 ^^hahah. I hear that if you contract an STD you should immediately boil your genitals in a pot of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 gatita: no, you should boil someone else's genitals in water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 dude..your 24 and they now are giving you these talks..:lol:..my parents didnt even have to give me the talk..they knew i knew whats up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Me and the pops have already had these "growing up talks." 7th grade, me and the old man discussed sexuality. "Hey kid, are you a faggot with Ryan?" "What? NO! dad, no" "Ha ha, okay, good." 10th grade, the dreaded sex talk. "Hey boy, I found this empty condom wrapper in your room. You fuckin' in MY house boy??" "..." "Don't get her pregnant." "..okay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 hahahaha...my parents never really schooled me either. when i was in the 11th grade me and my girl would go over to my house everyday for lunch and get it on. one day my dad went home while we were there. the girl i was with at the time was loud. so of course he heard us. he didn't say anything till later that evening. he simply ask me "so, what were you doing home for lunch?" and i said, "i wasn't home!" he replied with "i came home for a minute and saw your car here." "don't worry, i'm not going to say anthing to your mother, just wear a rubber." my dad has alwasy encouraged me to get as much pussy as i could. i think i've made him proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Using the shocker would most likly be your best bet to hit the A and V at the same time with minamal bactria spreading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Feb 7 2005, 03:45 PM dude..your 24 and they now are giving you these talks..:lol:..my parents didnt even have to give me the talk..they knew i knew whats up... Quoted post No, it's like this. They were to shy and didn't feel sexuality was proper to be spoken about. They've known since I was very young that I was active and didn't share the same beliefs as them. It just now that she has a life threaten illness that she feels inclined to bestow her knowledge to me. Hardcore Christians are sure think goofy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 when i was in school we discussed std's in one of our anatomy classes and some kid said that his dad said that it started from negro's fucking different types of animals, and he said after they did that they discovered there first women on some island and they all came on her face and eye balls so it sunk into her blood stream and started some blood type and they also never showered so when they stuck it in her vag all types of cankersarrrs started immediately burning and pusing. im just telling you what this one kid said, he was later suspended becuase the teacher was not impressed with his comments and his parents had to come in. we called him zebrapenis becuase he had some starter jacket that looked like a zebra, hes now working for bfi the trash company so ive heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 ^good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 7, 2005 Author Share Posted February 7, 2005 Oh doctor, you had me at negro's fucking different types of animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 uhhh, they taught us sex ed in school when i was 9. don't they do that everywhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 ^yeah, they tought us sex ed in heath class starting in grade 6. from what i gather, the christian right has pushed its 'if we ignore it, it isn't happening' way of thinking into schools in the usa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 7 2005, 05:07 PM uhhh, they taught us sex ed in school when i was 9. don't they do that everywhere? Quoted post yea,i was being taught sex ed in like 4th and 5th grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I had sex ed in school when i was thirteen. Prior to that i just watched skinimax porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Yeah there was a samll introduction in first or second grade which was a Lutheran School, then a little more in 5th grade, and then in the following health classes in public schools. I'm just saying it's funny how my parents avoided it for all these years and bring this up yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 i remember this thread being funny, but now my cousin is mumbling shit to me that i don't understand now he's gone and i don't remember one thing he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 it's so not romantic tho. i mean, once you reach anal territory, the vaj becomes off limits without a wash. it makes perfect sense, but its pretty damn inconvenient. if i have my finger in her ass and then she sucks my finger, is that clean enough to re-enter the vaginal kingdom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 In France, sexual education starts early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 the french make good fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Where are everyone’s stories, like how they got an erection form hearing their gym teacher say fallopian tubes, or how their gym teacher got an erection from saying fallopian tubes? I mean don't you all get erections when you think of fallopian tubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 uh, no. wait, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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