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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Having been raised in an extremely conservative religious household has deprived
    me of a lot of things in which I had to discover and teach myself on my own. My
    brothers and I never got the birds and bees talk or the 4-hour drive where the world
    of sexuality is unearthed.

    Verging on my 24 year of life, my mother starts radiation today to kill off the
    cancerous regions of her breast, so I spent the Super Bowl with her just hanging out
    talking about life. While looking at the Sunday ads in the paper I notice my mother
    every once in awhile glancing up at me gazing with a rather embarrassed look on her
    face. Finally she lays the cards on the table.

    Transcending the barriers of uncomfortable sharing She ask, “Have you ever wondered
    the origins of STDs?”

    I’ve always felt embarrassment, and the felling of being uncomfortable are
    characteristics of weakness and I have the need to exploit it, my mother knows this
    and does not take it with disrespect she thinks I’m goofy. I interject very seriously
    “Yeah, didn’t it start by people having sex with dogs and horses?”

    Confusion and shock raise her eyebrows and shake her head :shook: , “Oh no no, Jeanne
    (work friend) told me if you are having anal sex and move to the vagina bacteria is
    transferred and can form an infection which will shape into VD and will be communicable.
    This will happen when if you don’t clean yourself off in between.”

    Faking shock and enlightenment, “I didn’t know that exactly, but I figured that it would
    not the most sterile thing”.

    Adding to her statement “Now this doesn’t just occur with the penis, if you are moving
    your finger from her anus to her vagina the same thing can happen. I’d really like if
    you could share this with James (older brother whom is 28)”.

    Later on I run into James and his girl friend Natalie, and bestow this knowledge in the
    most serious manner I can, they about hit the floor.

    I’m certain my mother would be happy that I’ve just shared this with you.
     
  2. Hermdog

    Hermdog Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 4,504 Likes Received: 9
    I was always wondering about that.....but what if you use your tongue instead? Should I brush off my tongue?
     
  3. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Yes.

    Depending on how my mother feels after her treatment I was thinking
    of laying out some follow up questions. Like, What if it's two different
    people? If I'm having anal sex and pull out and penetrate someone
    else’s vagina immediately after. But I hear you feel quite sick after
    radiation and I don't want to be thrown up on.
     
  4. fatcappycap

    fatcappycap Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 18, 2003 Messages: 240 Likes Received: 0
    i really hope that ur joking
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  6. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    so, what if you get farm animals and midgets involved? i hear that midgets are much more sterile than normal sized people. but maybe it's not true because they're much closer to the ground?

    maybe you're supposed to cook them beforehand? i hear that cooking things at a constant temperature of 325 degrees kills bacteria and such.
     
  7. sneak

    sneak Guest

    education is good, in parts.

    common sense must play a part though...
     
  8. sneak

    sneak Guest

    *edit for double posting.

    is there stilll no deleate button?
     
  9. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    for the origin of std's, im going with the answer of "german men who went to thailand to fuck little boys, and then their wives back at home." or maybe their wives went with them. i dont know. german people are freaky like that.
     
  10. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    ^^hahah.

    I hear that if you contract an STD you should immediately boil your genitals in a pot of water.
     
  11. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    gatita: no, you should boil someone else's genitals in water.
     
  12. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    dude..your 24 and they now are giving you these talks..:lol:..my parents didnt even have to give me the talk..they knew i knew whats up...
     
  13. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Me and the pops have already had these "growing up talks."


    7th grade, me and the old man discussed sexuality.

    "Hey kid, are you a faggot with Ryan?"
    "What? NO! dad, no"
    "Ha ha, okay, good."



    10th grade, the dreaded sex talk.

    "Hey boy, I found this empty condom wrapper in your room. You fuckin' in MY house boy??"
    "..."
    "Don't get her pregnant."
    "..okay"
     
  14. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    hahahaha...my parents never really schooled me either.
    when i was in the 11th grade me and my girl would go over to my house everyday for lunch and get it on. one day my dad went home while we were there. the girl i was with at the time was loud. so of course he heard us. he didn't say anything till later that evening. he simply ask me "so, what were you doing home for lunch?" and i said, "i wasn't home!" he replied with "i came home for a minute and saw your car here." "don't worry, i'm not going to say anthing to your mother, just wear a rubber." my dad has alwasy encouraged me to get as much pussy as i could. i think i've made him proud.
     
  15. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Using the shocker would most likly be your best bet to hit the A and V at the same time with minamal bactria spreading.
     
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