Guest mikro137 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 anyone want to stop by for a dinner party tomorrow? im serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by mikro137 anyone want to stop by for a dinner party tomorrow? im serious. who throws dinner parties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 alcohol?, where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 i'm down with eating food and getting drunk. dinner parties are like an indoor barbeque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Re: Re: boxed wine? Originally posted by Iris who throws dinner parties? the bourgoise art typoes sorry drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 i'll be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Dinner parties are cool. They're even cooler when they're thrown by high school chicks who think they're refined and adult, but they have their thongs hanging out their jeans...I crash them dinner parties and put on the Hell on Earth cd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tottenham Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 weapon x is right on the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 I'll go if you pay for my limosine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Interesting fact about boxed wine Here in Australia we call cheap boxed (or casked for those who wonk) wine Goon. Goon is well known here as the drink people drink when they want to get drunk but can't afford to do it with ANY reverence for their taste buds ( some really nasty goon will cost you like $5-10 australian dollars for 3-5 litres..so if 2 of you chuck in a couple of bucks you can get well ruined) As a quasi impoverished univeristy student and a former under aged parkside drinker. I like, many young Australians, are well versed in the art that is goon consumption. Here are a few things I have found to enrich ones goon experience. I hope you find them usefull When buying goon always buy white goon, normally the dry sort is best. If you find yourself in one of those predicaments where you've drunk goon for the past 2-3 nights and your begining to feel like you just can't stand that shitty fecal taste anymore try the following two tricks- 1) The goon sunrise- Fill your glass 3/4 up with goon add a dash of orange juice and a dash of red cordial. Consume as quickly as possible 2) The signpost same thing but no red cordial. If you find yourself drunk but bored you have two clear options - 1) Goon of fortune... find one of those rotating clothes lines and remove bag of goon from box. Attach goon bag to clothes line (with a peg stupid ) and spin the bag around with all the players saying "goon of fortune" in a game show sounding voice. Who ever it lands closest to must chug for a set period of time. Then they spin and the game continues in until the bag is finished. N.B In some variations of the game the person who finish's the goon must adopt the persona of goon man. This involves putting a goon box on your head and attaching a towel to the back of your shirt like a cape and running into your local liquor shop to get more goon saying "goon man demands more goon... halt citizen where is your goon?!" and so on 2) If your goon is finish remove bag from box and blow into it ( the bag not the box ) ... then use it as a pillow and go to bed ... Class dismissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/gallon06a.jpg'> Fuck a box... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ^^^ I totally disagree. Can you turn a bottle into a comfotable air cushioned pillow? No. Can you hang a nottle to your clothes line and play a stupid drunken teenager type game? No. Can you put a bottle on your head and make a public scene ? Maybe but it would take more balance than a drunk kid can be expected to have. So no, no you can't. Boxes are the future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 thanks silent bob, are those mixed drinks actually drinkable? i am very wary of goon, but you cant beat that value, (btw, i choose kaiser stuhl dry white, 44 standard drinks for 10 bucks!) goon of fortune sounds disturbingly fun, but then again i am drunk and bored right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob Interesting fact about boxed wine Here in Australia we call cheap boxed (or casked for those who wonk) wine Goon. Goon is well known here as the drink people drink when they want to get drunk but can't afford to do it with ANY reverence for their taste buds ( some really nasty goon will cost you like $5-10 australian dollars for 3-5 litres..so if 2 of you chuck in a couple of bucks you can get well ruined) As a quasi impoverished univeristy student and a former under aged parkside drinker. I like, many young Australians, are well versed in the art that is goon consumption. Here are a few things I have found to enrich ones goon experience. I hope you find them usefull When buying goon always buy white goon, normally the dry sort is best. If you find yourself in one of those predicaments where you've drunk goon for the past 2-3 nights and your begining to feel like you just can't stand that shitty fecal taste anymore try the following two tricks- 1) The goon sunrise- Fill your glass 3/4 up with goon add a dash of orange juice and a dash of red cordial. Consume as quickly as possible 2) The signpost same thing but no red cordial. If you find yourself drunk but bored you have two clear options - 1) Goon of fortune... find one of those rotating clothes lines and remove bag of goon from box. Attach goon bag to clothes line (with a peg stupid ) and spin the bag around with all the players saying "goon of fortune" in a game show sounding voice. Who ever it lands closest to must chug for a set period of time. Then they spin and the game continues in until the bag is finished. N.B In some variations of the game the person who finish's the goon must adopt the persona of goon man. This involves putting a goon box on your head and attaching a towel to the back of your shirt like a cape and running into your local liquor shop to get more goon saying "goon man demands more goon... halt citizen where is your goon?!" and so on 2) If your goon is finish remove bag from box and blow into it ( the bag not the box ) ... then use it as a pillow and go to bed ... Class dismissed goon bags make a great pillow if u find yourself unable to summon the energy to get to a bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by WhiteOx goon bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 franzia? franzia.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Kalimotxo! cheap red wine and coke...sounds nasty, but not too bad. Espana spics wonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Wait until the bag is half empty....take it out of the box blow it, up lie on the floor and have some one shoot it in your mouth.............it's like shot gunning.My mom and Dad would often do this.........oooh the childhood of drunks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiptInButter Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ^^^^^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob Boxes are the future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 why do i always end up drunk and postin stupid shit on this forum? probibly because im drunk. where this party at? i'll go to the after party. who has that kegger?:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Francois_Chalet/page.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 i've never been a fan of boxed wine, or wine period for that matter. .89 (insert name) malt liqour gets me just as right. . and tastes decent, eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 ...fuck that boxed shit...it's all about a bottle Boone's Farm...with a Cisco chaser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 the bums in SF call boxed wine SPACE BAGS.. this one fool was hypin it up to Bigoatser and I, said he had the hook up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Originally posted by DREDZ ...fuck that boxed shit...it's all about a bottle Boone's Farm...with a Cisco chaser... hell yea http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/yeargonzalez/15392963330_235.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs hell yea http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/yeargonzalez/15392963330_235.jpg'> yo that sparks shit is dsome fucked up drink dawg dinner party is going on as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 i'm wined out and feeling pretty alright. i need to try the Cisco, it's legendary. and yes, Boone's Farm wine is good. it tastes good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Gerstner/sum08.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL ...i need to try the Cisco, it's legendary... ...be careful gawdbody, around the way, that shit earned the nickname "liquid crack". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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