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bowling alley condom

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by podrido, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

    [​IMG][​IMG] Written by Johnny Moodis
    [​IMG]The condom machine in question.In a rare event, 27-year-old Glen Harrison actually purchased a condom from the machine in a bowling alley restroom on Friday night.

    Harrison was on a date with Brenda Watson, 24, at the Lanes O' Fun bowling alley when a drunken Watson suggested that they go back to Harrison's place.

    "Friday night is long island iced tea night at the alley," Harrison said. "Brenda must have put away about seven of them. She was really hammered, but hey, when I get an opportunity, I take it."

    After Watson's suggestion, Harrison realized that he had no condoms at his apartment, since he hasn't needed one in five years. Not wanting to discourage Watson's mood by wasting precious time going to a drug store on the way home, Harrison desperately went to the restroom and bought a Lucky Night brand condom from the machine for 50 cents.

    "Yeah, I was a little concerned about the quality, but I'm not riding that bike without a helmet on," Harrison said. "That girl has been around the block more than the ice cream man."

    While the condom was ill-fitting and dry, and despite the fact that Watson passed out immediately afterwards, the operation was a success.

    "Bing, bang, boom. Done," Harrison said. "The whole thing lasted about 45 seconds, so the discomfort of the condom wasn't really an issue."

    The next morning, after Watson stumbled home, Harrison went out and bought a large quantity of Trojans.

    "Given my track record, and my appearance, another one-night-stand is highly unlikely, but you never know," Harrison said.
     
  2. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 6, 2005 Messages: 2,786 Likes Received: 0
    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    "Friday night is long island iced tea night at the alley," Harrison said. "Brenda must have put away about seven of them. She was really hammered, but hey, when I get an opportunity, I take it."


    this guys'a winner.....
     
  3. .88

    .88 Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2006 Messages: 181 Likes Received: 0
    Nevermind... But very odd.
     
  4. johnny ballbags

    johnny ballbags Elite Member

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  5. Jerm4

    Jerm4 Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 312 Likes Received: 8
    "Yeah, I was a little concerned about the quality, but I'm not riding that bike without a helmet on,"
    :) hahah
     
  6. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    is this from the onion?
     
  7. the.crooked

    the.crooked Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,837 Likes Received: 166
    it has to be. reads exactly as they write.
     
  8. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I hope he still pulled out usin a condom like that haha
     
  9. r00t

    r00t Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2004 Messages: 733 Likes Received: 0
    thats called rape
     
  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    ^^hahaha ive pulled out using shady condoms before.
     
  11. LIVERWURST*

    LIVERWURST* Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2001 Messages: 3,590 Likes Received: 66
    Why use condoms? That's what the day after pill is for...
     
  12. Skilla54

    Skilla54 Senior Member

    Joined: May 16, 2005 Messages: 2,230 Likes Received: 9
  13. dirtydoses

    dirtydoses Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Messages: 6,002 Likes Received: 254
  14. doeyemakeyou

    doeyemakeyou New Jack

    Joined: Feb 25, 2003 Messages: 68 Likes Received: 1
    if i were ever to use a condom that would be the one id use
     
  15. Mainter

    Mainter Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2003 Messages: 5,450 Likes Received: 1
    7 long island ice teas damn they must have been weak 2 of top shelf will knock me on my ass
     
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