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Bottom 50 Childrens Books for 2002

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bobobi11, Dec 27, 2001.

  1. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 1
    My personal favorites are 14, 25, and 50. Which ones do you want?

    Children's Books
    1. Charlie and the Third World Nike Factory
    2. Harry Potter and the Little Actor Who'll Grow up to Become a Bitter Coked-up Has-been
    3. The Littlest Anarchist's Cookbook
    4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup for the Soul
    5. All God's Creatures Are Emotionally Unavailable
    6. Clifford the Big Red Dog Has a Heart Attack Because He's a Freak of Nature
    7. Ali Baba and the 1,000 Arab Stereotypes
    8. Babar, the Ivory Coat Rack
    9. Beauty and the Yeast Infection
    10. The Boy Scouts' Queer Bludgeoning Handbook
    11. Kermit the Frog and the Hot Skillet of Foaming Butter
    12. Charlotte's Web of Lies & Deceit
    13. Where the Evildoers Are - by George W. Bush
    14. Shel Silverstein's Silly Poems about Anal Sex
    15. No One Really Loves Fat Girls - by Judy Blume
    16. Dr. Seuss's The Grinch Who Was Slightly Apathetic about Presidents' Day
    17. The Little Train Who Couldn't, But it's Okay Because it Happens to every Train Once in a While
    18. Little Red in Da Hood
    19. Pus in Boots
    20. John Wayne Gacey, the Silly Clown Who Murders Children Who Don't Listen to Mommy
    21. Nancy Drew and the Mystery of Menstruation
    22. Jack & the Gnarly-ass Bean Burrito
    23. Snow White and the Seven Intoxicated Mexicans
    24. Mary Had a Little Rash
    25. Sleeping Ugly-Ass Ho Knocked out on Roofies
    26. Peter Panhandler Drowns in his own Urine
    27. A Weed Grows in Brooklyn
    28. Alice's Adventures in Caesar's Palace Hotel & Casino
    29. Hansel and Gretel and Hansel's "Special Friend" Sven
    30. The Hungry, Hungry Sorority Anorexic
    31. Danny and the Rabid Flesh-Eating Dinosaur
    32. Dick and Jane Spread a Paste Made from Poisonous Plants on Raw Steaks Cut from the Family Cat, Eat said Steaks/Paste, and Vomit for a Week
    33. Harriet the Stalker
    34. The Dumpster Divin' Kids
    35. Larry the Leper Needs a Hand
    36. Stillborn Sammy's Day at the Park
    37. Wash Your Hands or Die of Anthrax
    38. Ninety-Nine Horny Blue Men in Tight White Pants: Smurfette's Confessions
    39. Winnie, the Bear Made of Human Feces
    40. The Birds & the Bees & the Donkey Punch
    41. The Pre-school of Dr. Moreau
    42. The Indian-Giving Tree
    43. The Anthropomorphized Sock that Was Burned Alive in the Sink because it Talks! It Talks!
    44. Uncle Bongo's Lap is Sticky
    45. Your Brother is Black Because God Wanted You to Be Special
    46. The Adventures of Grandma Crazy Diapers!
    47. The Rubber Ducky is Watching You
    48. Are You There God? It's Me, Hitler
    49. Richard Scarry's Busiest Mortician Ever
    50. Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Dismembered Hustler
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    haha good stuff.