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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by isor357, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    i normally dont wish bad things on people but my supervisor at my morning job needs some bad shit to happen to her. I find myself plotting and its unhealthy. I actually contiplated rubbing my asscrack on her office door handle this moring. Something needs to happen and its gotta be good. Perhaps involving dog feces. Any suggestions? I dont normally have vindictive retributive revengeful impulses but at this job everybody thats supposed to be equal to me gets like 4 hours of downtime on a 8 hour shift and im there for 4 hours getting dogged, chased around, belittled, and i rarely get to sit down for 5 seconds without getting fucked with by my hoe ass boss that looks like a gorilla and smells like tacobell. If i was chris rock i would shake the shit out of her but im not, im isorus wrex and i dont want to touch her
     
  2. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    i know some homies that hurt people for some c-notes.
     
  3. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    put an add in the paper with her name.
    something like:

    wrestling tickets - below cost - call between 2:00am and 8:00am
     
  4. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2003 Messages: 4,866 Likes Received: 5
    This reminds me of those caught on camera TV shows where the one bitch is sitting on the Xerox machine making Xerox copies of her pussy, and some Jack In The Box worker get's caught rubbing someones burger bun through his ball-sack. :biglaugh:
     
  5. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2003 Messages: 4,866 Likes Received: 5
    Sounds like they're either getting ready to fire your ass, or they're just having fun playing with the dweeb.
     
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    for real...this is the way to go


    first, obtain any contact information you can obtain on the bitch such as phone #m home address, etc....

    then, set up a dummy email account for yourself.

    now, got to craigslist.org and start amking all kinds of classified ads ranging for the the aforementioned below cost wrestling tickets to "my house is for rent, come by any time to see it." tp "i am a lonely cunt looking for long dick."

    use your imagination. the bitch will be driven nuts by all the wierdos hitting her up for stuff.

    I used this trick on some neighbors of mine once by posting a classified and saying their apartment was for rent at below bay area cost. It was a chuckalicious venture watching HORDES of people bugging them in the early hours of a sunday morning. Well worth the effort

    use your imagination

    otherwise, a tec-9 workplace rampage does the trick if you have nothing to lose :king:
     
  7. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    its called rape. that will scar her.
     
  8. SF1

    SF1 Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2003 Messages: 4,866 Likes Received: 5
    for real...this is the way to go


    first, obtain any contact information you can obtain on the bitch such as phone #m home address, etc....

    then, set up a dummy email account for yourself.

    now, got to craigslist.org and start amking all kinds of classified ads ranging for the the aforementioned below cost wrestling tickets to "my house is for rent, come by any time to see it." tp "i am a lonely cunt looking for long dick."

    use your imagination. the bitch will be driven nuts by all the wierdos hitting her up for stuff.

    I used this trick on some neighbors of mine once by posting a classified and saying their apartment was for rent at below bay area cost. It was a chuckalicious venture watching HORDES of people bugging them in the early hours of a sunday morning. Well worth the effort
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  9. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    that sounds great! wrestling tickets it is. I have been wrestling with this since i took the job. a cool place to work but a boss from purgatory. Everytime i decide on an act of sabotage i decide that its too much a bitch move. Im not trying to go out like some triflin ass female. I just want to mess the hoe up something fierce or lodge her in a state of constant fear and harrassment. I hope they do fire me because i could collect unenjoyment from they asses.
     
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Everyone says "revenge is a dish best served cold"

    This is completly inncorrect... it is best served often.
    Grab a ping pong ball and put it into her gas-tank. The ball will float in the tank
    untill it reaches about 3/4 empty at which time the ball in sucked into the intake
    thus preventing the flow of gas stopping the combustion reaction bringing the car
    to a halt where ever it is. The ball will then float back up and this will continue to
    happen when ever the tank is this empty. After about 4 or 5 times she'll start
    talking to mechanics and thier diagnosis will never find this problem.
     
  11. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    ^that's fucked up. haha
     
  12. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    But how do you get a ping pong ball into the gas tank? i looked at my neigbors car and i was only able to put marbles in there.
     
  13. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    x-lax in coffe
    etch car windows
    acid in coffe
    move everything on her desk 1 inch to left for 3 days
    take things as soon as she puts them down and move them (this one drives people nutz)
     
  14. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 670
    pie her in the face....


    think about it...whats she going to do? call the cops?

    "this guy just threw a pie in my face"

    tsssssssss....
    they would laugh....
     
  15. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    boss jeans were the shit back in the day
     
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