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for some reason when i get drunk with certain friends we end up reciting beastie boy songs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

looked out the window and seen his bald head

I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

Launched that shot and he was caught out there

Saw the convertible driving by

Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly

He went for his to find he didn't have one

Put him in check correct with my egg gun

The egg a symbol of life

Go inside your house and bust out your wife

Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke

The trigger I pulled his face the yoke

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