kodak Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 i have this problem. i have a new girlfriend. weve been together for about a week. weve already fucked a number of times. but you see...im used to girls getting all freaky, letting me fuk them in there ass and giving me head right after. now thats gross but of course i dont mind. now my new girl ... she talked about giving me head and getting freaky with me, but she never pulls thru.the only way weve fucked was standard missionary position with me on top...which is boring. but ive been getting these super orgasms. its crazy. my orgasms have seemed to last minutes. i dont know why. and the amount of cum i squirt out in one orgasm is amazing. i know this is kinda graphic but...can somebody give me some advice. why does this boring ass sex feel so good? how can i get my girl to be more exciting in bed??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Orgasms lasting minutes for guys? You must be practicing the Ancient Art of Tantra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 wtf my orgasms are good if they last 20 seconds, dammit i must have a low sperm count or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8orade.homestead.com Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 I'm confused as to why you'd be complaining when you say your orgasms are lasting "minutes." Besides, you've only been with the girl for a week ... give her a chance to get comfortable with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Yeah girls don't usually let their hair down and let you get all freaky too fast. She's not gonna let you tie her up while you wear a rubber body suit, smack her ass with a wooden paddle, which just happens to have an XL buttplug 3 quarters up her ass, with a midget watching and masturbating in the corner, just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 i think your orgams are great cuz she does nothing, and your in control......... maybe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted March 18, 2002 Author Share Posted March 18, 2002 well i would think shes comfortable. she lets me nut in her without a condom and i know she aint on birth control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Yeah girls don't usually let their hair down and let you get all freaky too fast. She's not gonna let you tie her up while you wear a rubber body suit, smack her ass with a wooden paddle, which just happens to have an XL buttplug 3 quarters up her ass, with a midget watching and masturbating in the corner, just yet. hahahha that was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Originally posted by kodak well i would think shes comfortable. she lets me nut in her without a condom and i know she aint on birth control Wow... now there's a smart idea. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 kodak are you bragging or complaining? im not quite clear on where your coming from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Originally posted by kodak well i would think shes comfortable. she lets me nut in her without a condom and i know she aint on birth control Thats not too wise dude. It doesent mean she's quite comfortable yet. PS name it after me.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted March 18, 2002 Author Share Posted March 18, 2002 i aint bragging or complaining. i just wanna know how sex so boring could be so great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 dont have kids.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted March 18, 2002 Author Share Posted March 18, 2002 and im not a dumb kid. im already out of school. supporting myself and ready to settle down. its not like i dont know what im doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 whats the average orgasm time for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted March 18, 2002 Author Share Posted March 18, 2002 with my new girl.. it takes me like as long as it takes me to take a long piss. is there something wrong with me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 how come girls get longer orgasms and more at that...lucky bastards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 ^^ I guess it makes up for the girls that hardly ever get orgasms.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 kitty says: ass sex? maybe you're entering the realm of fruityness . . . http://www.exploratorium.edu/aaas-2000/0219annals/cat.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/40-ts-979896516677.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 If i nut in YOUR eye does it make u comfortable with me? Im just curious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Yes.Thats when I let my hair down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by kodak and im not a dumb kid. im already out of school. supporting myself and ready to settle down. its not like i dont know what im doing. Dude, you realize that you are going to have a fucking kid? chances are like 98% that your going to have one. Even if you dont use a condom and you pull out its still like 50%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by kodak but you see...im used to girls getting all freaky, letting me fuk them in there ass and giving me head right after. did everyone else completly miss this???? i honestly dont know any self respecting female that would do that..... tossing salad is one thing but sucking off hitchhikers is a whole different story....foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 ass to mouth is EXTREMELY dangerous , theres a whole plethora of diseases , and bacterial infections she could get . bad move , even though its funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 if ya wanna get freaky with her just do it , pull out flip her over , spank her ass a bit , then keep on truckin , she pronly wont do nuthin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 your ready to settle down? you have the chance to have a kid with some chic you have known for only a week. think about it. you are possibly going to have to deal with this person for 18 years whether or not your still together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE ass to mouth is EXTREMELY dangerous , theres a whole plethora of diseases , and bacterial infections she could get . bad move , even though its funny . everytime i see the A2M crew i always think of ass 2 mouth cause thats what a lot of porn is labelled as, just A2M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 Re: Re: boring sex Originally posted by boogie hands tossing salad is one thing but sucking off hitchhikers is a whole different story....foul haha i love this comment. TOSSING SALAD IS ONE THING BUT...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 She's not gonna let you tie her up while you wear a rubber body suit, smack her ass with a wooden paddle, which just happens to have an XL buttplug 3 quarters up her ass, with a midget watching and masturbating in the corner, just yet. oh my god...that's the funniest thing i've read all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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