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i have this problem. i have a new girlfriend. weve been together for about a week. weve already fucked a number of times. but you see...im used to girls getting all freaky, letting me fuk them in there ass and giving me head right after. now thats gross but of course i dont mind. now my new girl ... she talked about giving me head and getting freaky with me, but she never pulls thru.the only way weve fucked was standard missionary position with me on top...which is boring. but ive been getting these super orgasms. its crazy. my orgasms have seemed to last minutes. i dont know why. and the amount of cum i squirt out in one orgasm is amazing. i know this is kinda graphic but...can somebody give me some advice. why does this boring ass sex feel so good? how can i get my girl to be more exciting in bed???

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Yeah girls don't usually let their hair down and let you get all freaky too fast. She's not gonna let you tie her up while you wear a rubber body suit, smack her ass with a wooden paddle, which just happens to have an XL buttplug 3 quarters up her ass, with a midget watching and masturbating in the corner, just yet.

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Originally posted by Pistol

Yeah girls don't usually let their hair down and let you get all freaky too fast. She's not gonna let you tie her up while you wear a rubber body suit, smack her ass with a wooden paddle, which just happens to have an XL buttplug 3 quarters up her ass, with a midget watching and masturbating in the corner, just yet.

 

hahahha that was pretty funny

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Originally posted by kodak

well i would think shes comfortable. she lets me nut in her without a condom and i know she aint on birth control

Thats not too wise dude. It doesent mean she's quite comfortable yet.

 

 

PS name it after me.:idea:

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Originally posted by kodak

and im not a dumb kid. im already out of school. supporting myself and ready to settle down. its not like i dont know what im doing.

 

 

Dude, you realize that you are going to have a fucking kid? chances are like 98% that your going to have one. Even if you dont use a condom and you pull out its still like 50%.

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Originally posted by kodak

but you see...im used to girls getting all freaky, letting me fuk them in there ass and giving me head right after.

 

did everyone else completly miss this????

 

i honestly dont know any self respecting female that would do that.....

 

tossing salad is one thing but sucking off hitchhikers is a whole different story....foul

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

ass to mouth is EXTREMELY dangerous , theres a whole plethora of diseases , and bacterial infections she could get . bad move , even though its funny .

 

everytime i see the A2M crew i always think of ass 2 mouth cause thats what a lot of porn is labelled as, just A2M

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Re: Re: boring sex

 

Originally posted by boogie hands

tossing salad is one thing but sucking off hitchhikers is a whole different story....foul

 

haha i love this comment.

 

TOSSING SALAD IS ONE THING BUT...haha

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She's not gonna let you tie her up while you wear a rubber body suit, smack her ass with a wooden paddle, which just happens to have an XL buttplug 3 quarters up her ass, with a midget watching and masturbating in the corner, just yet.

oh my god...that's the funniest thing i've read all week.

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